This whole Percy Harvin situation deserves more than just a single off-the-cuff missive in the hours following pure Internet anarchy. With a game post-Harvin under our belts, I feel like it has finally started to sink in. Still with a lot of fresh and twisted feelings boiling over, of course.
In cases like these, I always wonder what I felt at the time we first acquired someone like Percy Harvin. Luckily for all of us, I have a blog! A blog where I get to write down my feelings about things. Things like: the Seahawks trading a 1st, 3rd, and 7th round pick for Percy Harvin. In that first of three posts about the coming of Percy Harvin, I mostly stated my concern over his health. Seeing as he missed just about all of his first year with the team, I’d say those reservations were pretty well-founded.
Then, I started getting really excited about how great the Seahawks would be with him in the lineup. Certainly a Glass Half Full outlook, while at the same time acknowledging how he was a head case and a diva back in Minnesota. Finally, I wrapped up my 3-day Harvin binge with a comparison to the Deion Branch trade with New England way back when. Ultimately, the Deion Branch trade was bad, but knowing now what I didn’t know then, is the Harvin trade worse?
The bottom line is: when you make a deal for someone like Percy Harvin, you can’t help – as a fan – to gloss over all the negatives and play the “What If” game. You always think YOUR team is going to succeed where others failed. The Seahawks had the added benefit of being really, really good, and it’s ALWAYS more fun to be on a winning team than a losing one. Finally, when you consider Pete Carroll as a head coach, you think of someone who is pretty easy to work for (compared to some bitter hard-ass like Jim Harbaugh, for instance).
Even if you were a total Negative Nellie at the time the Seahawks brought him in, you had to admit that we would’ve AT LEAST had a couple years of quality Harvin output before things went south.
I mean, how could you look at this guy and not think, “The Sky Is The Limit”? Great run game, great run-first scheme, young quarterback on the rise, and solid players around him who should benefit from his mere presence. PLUS, we just signed him to that huge deal; how could he not be happy for at least a couple years? Especially when one of those years he had to have felt pretty low about himself, considering he missed almost all of it with injury. It’s hard to second-guess your contract status when you’re injured for 100% of it; you can’t rightly think you’re worth MORE money without being a psychopath.
So, if you’re one to believe in “honeymoon phases”, and you hear about all the anger issues with Harvin not only this year, but LAST year as well, then you have to admit that there’s something seriously wrong with Percy Harvin, mentally. Quite frankly, he’s not fit to associate with a team of any kind.
Which ultimately is what burns my ass the most. What a fucking piece of shit! What a worthless cuntbag of a prick! Just because he’s fast, he thinks he can dictate terms to the people who employ him. He thinks he can tell the coaches how to be used and when he’ll go into the game. If you don’t cater every single fucking thing to this cocksucker, he’s either going to pout or he’s going to clock you in the face.
Make no mistake: Percy Harvin isn’t worth the money he commands. If you have to put up with all of his nonsense, he’s not even worth having on your team for free! He’s not worth the roster spot, let alone the millions he thinks he deserves … and for what? For being fast? There are lots of fast guys in the league who don’t poison locker rooms. Who won’t piss and moan like a fucking infant because they’re not getting the ball enough.
And, let’s face it, it’s not like he’s even that good. If a guy is going to get injured – or fake injuries – as much as Harvin has in his career, who would you rather have: Harvin, or an “average” receiver who suits up and plays like a man every week? Harvin’s not a man; he’s a little child with no moral compass who doesn’t get along with others and doesn’t know how to share. I don’t know who raised Percy Harvin, but they unquestionably failed as parents, if this is the man he has become as an “adult”.
In the end, I was no more prophetic than I was in this post, comparing Percy Harvin to a Jaguar automobile. Yes, like a Jag, you spend way too much to get one, because you’re just so excited to be getting your dream car. And, like any Jag owner knows, you’re selling that bitch for pennies on the dollar just to be rid of the regular maintenance involved in owning one long term.
Here’s the thing, though: I was willing to put up with the injury concerns. What I won’t tolerate is what we’ve learned about since the trade last Friday: how he doesn’t get along with others and how he holds the team hostage by not going into football games. How he essentially took himself out of that Cowboys game for God knows what reason. That just sends me into a tailspin of rage. Only topped by the thought of What Could’ve Been.
There are two paths you can choose to engage. The first What Could’ve Been scenario is: Percy Harvin comes to the Seahawks for an exorbitant price and flourishes. It’s easy to see why the Seahawks were enticed by him, just as Seahawks fans came to believe we were getting the final ingredient to a long and fruitful reign of dominance. If Harvin would have been willing to play ball and accept his role within the offense, it all could have been really special. Instead, the coaches felt like they had to build everything around him, which is pretty much what you DON’T want to do. No wide receiver is that good. Especially no wide receiver who’s a total head-case.
The other What Could’ve Been scenario is: What if the Seahawks never traded for him to begin with?
Well, I’ll tell you this much: we’d still be World Champs. That will never be taken away from us. On top of that, there’s a good chance we could’ve kept Golden Tate as our #1 receiver. I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s KILLING me seeing him do so well in Detroit. He’s ours! We found him, we cultivated his talents, and we thrived under his antics (both on and off the field). When the Seahawks lost Golden Tate, they lost a lot of heart and a lot of the fun that comes with rooting on this team. Beastmode is fun to root for too – and he certainly represents the identity we’ve tried to establish since he came here – but he’s a different sort of head case. Like most head cases, when things are going well, Lynch is great to have around. But, when the chips are down, can we count on him to continue to be the player we need him to be? Let’s see how the rest of this 2014 season goes before I answer that.
Russell Wilson is fun to root for, but he’s more machine than man. Doug Baldwin is great to have on the team, but he’s always so serious. Golden Tate is just pure joy. I hate to say it, but we’re all going to look back at losing Tate as the reason this team failed to repeat as champions. And that has a direct correlation with the signing of Harvin to that massive contract extension.
Likewise, him signing here – and us running into that balloon payment in 2014 – resulted in our losing Chris Clemons, Red Bryant, Walter Thurmond, Clinton McDonald, and maybe a couple other guys. Granted, you can’t hold on to everyone forever, but just knowing that we were a championship ballclub without Harvin REALLY makes this whole fiasco a kick in the crotch. To have some of those guys – even if it’s just through this year – would have been SO MUCH better. Especially when you look at the younger replacements we’ve brought in over the last two drafts and see how they’re not doing a fucking thing to help us maintain that championship level.
All of this falls on the shoulders of the Harvin trade and signing. Yes, it IS easily the biggest mistake of the Pete Carroll/John Schneider collaboration. There haven’t been a huge amount of these types of boners (the Charlie Whitehurst ordeal comes immediately to mind), but you can see a running theme: desperation. The smartest and best franchises never reveal a sense of desperation. I’m sure, over the years, there have been guys the New England Patriots REALLY REALLY wanted, but they didn’t succumb to their impulses by offering the moon and the stars to get them. Well-run organizations are on the opposite end: they wait for great players to fall into their laps, taking advantage of desperate teams willing to unload.
Come to think of it, it’s kind of shocking that they weren’t a trade partner for the Seahawks. This seems like JUST the type of deal a team like New England would make: relatively low cost and no risk, as he can be cut after this season with no cap ramifications.
No doubt about it, the Vikings fleeced us like we haven’t been fleeced since the last time they fleeced us in the Steve Hutchinson deal. I hope their search for a franchise quarterback lasts another hundred years, because Fuck The Vikings. That trade is a fucking SAVAGING knowing what we know now. Not only did they get three draft picks, but they got rid of a fucking irredeemable asshole. The Seahawks got 8 mostly nondescript games of no- or low-impact on Harvin’s part, followed by a 6th round draft pick that can be bounced up to a 4th rounder if he’s on the Jets in 2015 (which, at this point, doesn’t seem TOO likely). Unless Harvin returns to form and doesn’t drive everyone crazy in the process, while giving the Jets either a few good years of production, or a nice return in trade this off-season, I’m not willing to say we were also fleeced by the Jets, but there’s certainly that chance. The most important thing here is: the cancer is gone. Now, the question remains: is it too late to save the patient?
No one is going to come out and say that the Seahawks are better off now, without Harvin in the lineup. But, that’s because most people can’t differentiate Harvin’s Potential from Harvin’s Reality. Since what’s reported is only his on-field impact (and what’s discarded is how he’s a bad teammate … that is, until AFTER he’s been traded, and then all the horror stories come flooding out), all anyone can think about is the best case scenario of a healthy Harvin added to a young and talented offensive group.
But, the reality is twofold: Harvin wasn’t bringing enough to the table to be worth the cost, and the Seahawks weren’t using him properly to facilitate him being worth the cost. I mean, if you’re not even going to ATTEMPT to throw him the ball downfield, how do you expect him to thrive? Or, for that matter, the offense as a whole? Yeah, he’s better with the ball in space, near the line of scrimmage, where he can make guys miss and break long gains. But, if teams are expecting that and only that, Percy Harvin is actually pretty easy to game plan for. Just zone up in the middle of the field and gang tackle when he has the ball. See, I just did it, give me a million dollars to be your defensive coordinator.
So, if you accept the reality of our situation, then yes, the Seahawks are better now than they were two weeks ago. Did it show in that Rams game? Sort of, as the game went on, the Seahawks’ offense really started to click. We’ll know more as the season goes along, but I’ll tell you this much: if we didn’t waste all that fucking time trying to build the offense around Harvin, we’d be much further ahead now than we are.
In the end, there was really no winning with that Percy Harvin deal. He simply cost us too much in draft picks and in cap space. The only way he would’ve been worth it is if he played all of 2013 and was a direct contributor to our world championship. Since we largely did it without him, that really spelled doom for Harvin.
You want to know why so many Seahawks fans have turned on him so quickly and so harshly? Because Percy Harvin did absolutely nothing to endear himself to the fans. When you lose a year to injury, then come back in year two and do nothing for us, you’re going to be loathed for that alone. Then, to top it all off with the stories of him fighting with teammates, and the realization that some of our favorite ex-Seahawks are out there thriving for other teams, there might not be a more hated individual in all 12th Man-ville.
Big money free agents are always at a disadvantage, because they’re always paid a premium for past accomplishments they almost never live up to. They’re also at a disadvantage because fans automatically gravitate towards players their team drafted and nurtured. Percy Harvin was a hired gun who meant nothing to us until he started wearing our jersey. To win our admiration, he would have needed to contribute to our culture of winning. Instead, he decided to create a culture of animosity and distrust. Now, he’s gone, and in his wake we have a .500 football team with a lot of injuries and a lot of over-paid stars already not living up to their contracts. Best case scenario is Addition By Subtraction.
Worst case scenario is: this is just the first swirling of toilet water in a season being flushed down the drain. Lord help us …