A Paragraph With The Mariners – 31

There’s nothing that annoys the shit out of me more than ballplayers who try to Play Through The Pain, then proceed to Suck Through The Pain. You’re no fucking good to me if you eat shit out there Like A Man. Which is why Adam Moore is a fucking waste of space. You injure your heel while legging out an infield single, you stay IN, then Ichiro hits what should’ve been a fucking double, but was the longest single in MLB history because Adam Waste Of Space couldn’t hobble past 2nd base. Today’s loss could have been avoided. With a 2-0 lead, it would’ve been runner on 2nd and 3rd with 1 out. Figgins wouldn’t have hit into the double play; likely he would’ve gotten a run home somehow, someway. And we could’ve taken a 3-2 lead into the 9th instead of a 2-2 tie that was ultimately lost in the 9th thanks to Colome (by the way, I started writing this in the middle of the 9th when the M’s blew having a runner on 2nd with no out in the top half; I KNEW we’d blow it in the bottom). So, fuck you Adam Moore. I hope you land on the DL you fucking macho dumbshit. P.S. the FOX announcers are clinically retarded and I hope they die in a horrible plane crash on the way to their next scheduled telecast; they could not have been more annoying. Stop talking about Nelly in a tie fucking game in the 8th and 9th innings you miserable fucking twats!

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