A Paragraph With The Mariners – 74

Look for Cliff Lee Rumors to start ramping up. Also, Bedard was supposed to start today, but SETBACK! In the meantime, there are still games to be played. And, to be honest with you, the bullpen can sit there and take a healthy shit all over the other three games, but I wish they’d stay away from Cliff Lee and I REALLY wish they’d quit fucking up Felix’s quality starts. Alas, Felix has been hit hardest by a shitty, melt-downy bullpen this year and it’s fucking pissing me off. Yeah yeah, I’m sure the bullpen itself is/are pissed off too, but you know what? Fuck that. Do your fucking jobs if you’re so fucking pissed off. Or shit, blow a Rowland-Smith game. But leave Felix out of your shit! The man’s about THIS close to ripping off four Cy Youngs in a row, but to do that you need national media attention and for that you need more than a shiny ERA and some even shinier sabermetric bullshit. You need wins. Why is Phil Hughes in the All Star Game? Because he’s got 10 wins already. The Mariners just THUMPED his ass, yet because he started the season 10-1, he’s in there. Yeah, Felix had kind of a slow start to the year – kind of a bad May to boot – but he’s as on it as anyone in the league since the beginning of June. So bullpen! Quit fuckin’ around!

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