A Paragraph With The Mariners – 120

You know why I love Felix?  Because he ALWAYS owns the New York fucking Yankees.  Tonight is no exception:  8 innings, 4 hits, 3 walks, 0 runs, and 11 big time strikeouts using 117 pitches.  In fact, in 3 games against the Yankees, Felix has given up 1 run on 16 hits and 8 walks in 26 innings, with 31 strikeouts.  Felix is an absolute MANIMAL!  It really is a damn fucking shame he’s saddled with this offense this year, because his Total Wins will be the ONLY thing keeping him from his first (of many) Cy Young award.

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