A Paragraph With The Mariners – 135

I’m officially sick and tired of fucking Casey Kotchman.  WHY IS HE STILL PLAYING FOR THIS TEAM?  His three at bats today:  hit into a double play with the bases loaded in the 1st inning; hit a single that he tried to turn into a double but since he’s a huge numb-nuts asshole who’s slower than old people fucking, he got thrown out by 90 feet at 2nd base; grounder to the first baseman for an out.  He’s batting .225.  Our starting, everyday first baseman is batting .225.  With 9 home runs and 47 RBI.  His OPS is .649, which would be good if he was first baseman for the Special Olympians.  And while we’re at it, I’m long past the point where I’m sick and tired of fucking Jose Lopez, but what the fuck was that strike out in the 1st with the bases loaded that led to Kotchman’s dickwad double play?  Way to be clutch, fucknut.  By the way, the Mariners won 1-0, blew a 1-0 lead 26 outs into the ball game thanks to The D.A. and his suck-ass ways, won 1-0 and Luke French took a no-no into the 7th; he is my new Doug Fister-esque Mariner-crush.

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