A Paragraph With The Mariners – 160

The headline should read:  “Mariners Hate Their Fans On Fan Appreciation Night”.  A 9-0 loss is a pretty sweet Thank You for a group of drunks still sullenly following this season in its decline.  Luke French is the latest non-Felix starter to end the season with a thud; 4 innings, 8 runs.  That’s all I really have to say about it.  His ERA is and forever will be in the 4-5 range; he’ll have a crack at this rotation next year along with all the other Number 5’s we have circling around like vultures just waiting to pick at the sun-drenched bones of this organization.  And my sanity.  With no money to spend, one good pitcher, and nothing but prospects worth handling the bats, the 2011 Seattle Mariners will probably look like every Kansas City Royals team you’ve seen in the last decade.  Oh joy.  Two games left.  One more loss to 100.

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