Seattle Sports Hell Goes To Stanford

My boy down in San Fran is turning 30, so my friends and I are making a weekend of it, centered around the UW/Stanford showdown on Saturday at 7:30pm.  If it’s anything like the last tailgate we put on in Stanford two years ago, I’ll be the genius who invented Disposable Coolers (take one ForceFlex garbage bag, insert one case of beer + one bag of ice) and we’ll all have a great time trying to find a secluded bush to pee on.  If the game is anything like the game we watched in Stanford two years ago, the Huskies will lose by a million, I will have the worst time of my life, my button will break off of my shorts, and I’ll spend the rest of the night stumbling around drunk with my shorts around my ankles on the streets of Palo Alto (or, you know, your average Saturday night).

As such, it’s time to bombard you with a weekend’s worth of links.

If you haven’t already done so, pretty please, with sugar on top, VOTE FOR ME in Evening Magazine’s Best of Western Washington, Best Sports Blog catagory.  I don’t really expect to win (unless you people love me much more than you’re letting on, you coy beasts), but I’d like to keep my status of being in the Top 10.  A Top 5 finish might cause me to bust a load in all of your honors, so … something to look forward to.

These AV Club movie marathon features are usually worth a read.  Scott Aukerman is one funny fuck and one of the guys behind Comedy Bang Bang!  If nothing else, you’re bound to find some movies you’ll want to see.

You probably saw this, but if you didn’t:  it’s not just me who loves the Seattle Seahawks to win the Super Bowl.  And this ESPN The Magazine feature is solid as well.

John Clayton is a boss.

Had enough of Breaking BadNEVER!  I still haven’t read this one, because it’s long as shit, but if you do, please let me know if it’s worth my time.

I want to fuck you like an animal.

Get well soon, Don James.

The next time you refer to me, you can toss in, “As featured on Deadspin” … of course, it would’ve been nice to know this at the time, back in July of 2012 when it was originally posted.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, “Angry Seattle Blogger” has a nice ring to it.

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