For your reference, here’s a link to all the worst Seattle sports trades, signings, and draft picks. For your more specific reference, here’s a list of just the ones about the Mariners.
I split them up by GM, so go ahead and scroll down to the bottom of that second link. There, you’ll find the Jackie Z Poo-Poo Platter of GM moves. The most recent three trades listed have thus far defined his tenure as GM (in addition to the Dustin Ackley draft pick, and as we move along, most likely the Danny Hultzen pick as well).
The Cliff Lee Trade, the Doug Fister Trade, and now the Michael Pineda Trade. Notable for the bullshit we received in return, but defined by the studs we gave away. The only trades that have been more soul-crushing from an organizational standpoint have been the Erik Bedard Trade (losing out on a killer combo of Adam Jones & Chris Tillman), the Tino Martinez/Jeff Nelson Trade, and the Randy Johnson Trade (because you’ll never convince me it was a smart idea to give up on a future Hall of Famer who’d go on to win many multiple Cy Young Awards). That’s a sextet of suck if I’ve ever seen it!
Cliff Lee begat Justin Smoak, which turned into nothing. Doug Fister has only left us Charlie Furbush, lefty specialist out of the bullpen. And Michael Pineda was turned into Fat Jesus Montero who is now Skinny Jesus Montero who is still learning how to play first base down in Tacoma and is therefore worthless until the Mariners either get something for him, or figure out a way to call him back up and properly use him. At best, he’s probably only a bench/reserve pinch hitter type.
Meanwhile, Michael Pineda returns tonight to face Felix Hernandez. Pineda, you may recall, had a shit-ton of injuries just as soon as he was traded away. We all thought we REALLY worked one over on the smug ol’ Yankees. Stole their power-hitting catcher prospect, gave them damaged goods; fine by me. Pineda ended up missing two full seasons – 2012 & 2013 – before returning in 2014 only to get suspended and then injured again, ultimately losing about half of that season as well. Finally healthy, and pine tar-free, Pineda has racked up some incredibly impressive numbers through the first two months of this year. A 6-2 record, a sub-4 ERA, a 16 strikeout game (67 total strikeouts against only 5 walks); he’s every bit the stud the Yankees thought they were getting in 2012, it just took him a long while to get there.
There have been a lot of winding roads to this Pineda/Montero Trade, but I think we can officially call it in favor of the Yankees. And, as such, tonight we get to watch a huge reminder of why the Mariners are a terribly-run and forever-snakebitten organization.
Happy Monday again.