If you read that title like I’m four years old, it makes the bulk of this post very different. For some kids around that age, you seriously got to wonder: why aren’t they letting my team play this weekend? I DON’T GET IT!!! *throws tantrum, runs away screaming and slamming doors*
It does kinda suck, though. I’m not gonna lie to you, I really got used to spending these weeks leading up to the Super Bowl reading all about how great my team is. And writing about how great my team is. And just generally basking in the glow that is being a participant in the biggest annual spectacle in the entire world (even if it’s just from a fan’s perspective). You get to look back at the season that was, while at the same time knowing there’s still one game left to play that will determine whether or not your team is the best. You get to look forward to the game itself, breaking it down piece by piece, trying to get a handle on whether or not your team will come out victorious.
Two years of that. Two straight years of being one of the last teams to play a meaningful game of football. But, this year, we’re heading into Super Bowl week on the outside looking in.
And, not for nothing, but it absolutely sickens me to my core. I try not to think about this, because it WILL drive me absolutely bonkers, but come on: the Seahawks would KILL this Broncos team, almost as badly as we killed them two years ago! Fucking A, is the AFC a weak-ass bullshit conference! You think Peyton Manning’s noodle arm is going to pick us apart? If he couldn’t do it at his peak two years ago, what makes you think he could do it now when he’s about a week away from announcing his retirement? And their defense? Pardon me if I don’t crap myself with terror! No doubt, over two weeks of prep, we’d find a way to get the job done.
ARGH! ARGH I SAY! If the Seahawks could have only showed up in the first half of that Carolina game, we would have gone on to Arizona – who we would’ve handled easily, especially considering Carson Palmer’s messed-up thumb – and we’d be looking at a third straight Super Bowl, which hasn’t happened since
those early-70s Dolphins teams those early-90s Bills teams!
Gotta stop. Gotta put that agony away and focus on the reality of the world we’re living in. One where Cam Newton is less than a week away from having as many Super Bowl victories as Russell Wilson (and, odds are, infinitely more Super Bowl MVP awards). Get ready for the Panthers to be our foil for the next decade, because it’s looking like them and the Seahawks will be the teams to beat in the NFC for this generation.
A question hit me over the weekend, that I thought I’d workshop here: why didn’t we make the Super Bowl? Answer: because we lost in the playoffs. But, why did we lose?
As has been the case since the Seahawks went on this run, and managed to win a world championship, I like to look at our place in history (as it’s happening). The hope of hopes being that this team would be a dynasty, like so many great teams throughout NFL history. The talent is there on the field, the talent is there in the coaching staff, the climate is right for a team to pick up where the Patriots are inevitably going to leave off. Could THIS Seahawks team be ranked among the all time great dynasties?
Well, you’re going to need multiple Super Bowl titles for starters, something we’re still working on. The worry, of course, is that we’ve somehow missed the boat. Plenty of dynasties have had an off-year in the midst of their dynastic run; it’s entirely possible that the Seahawks return to form, seal up the NFC in 2016, and go on to take down a second Super Bowl victory against whatever bullshit gets squeezed out of the AFC’s butthole.
I guess, the question I’m looking to answer is: was 2015 a temporary dip? Some flaw that can be easily rectified before returning this team to its dominant glory days? OR, has a team like the Panthers officially done enough to surpass us? Are the Seahawks still on the cutting edge of the NFL? Or, are we just another member of The Pack, looking up at the greatness that is whatever the hell they’re doing in Carolina?
That’s probably a little drastic, but it’s something my insecure brain lands on when confronted with two weeks of pre-Super Bowl build up and no Seahawks talk whatsoever. We like to sit here in our Pacific Northwest bubble and celebrate the huge leap forward in Russell Wilson’s development, but it should be pretty scary to look over there and see the huge leap forward in Cam Newton’s development. It’s hard to see in the numbers themselves; his year-to-year progression is a little wacky, and you could argue that Cam Newton is what he is and is what he has been all along. He’s going to hover around 60% completions, around 4,000 passing yards, but he had a monster jump in passing TDs, as well as a career-low in interceptions. Top that off with his usual bananas production in the running game, and you’ve got someone who will be a force for the rest of his career. Even as his legs start to wear down (whenever that may be), he’s proven to be adept-enough in the pocket to lead his team to victories. Oh, and let’s not forget, this year he probably had the fewest weapons in the passing game of any year in his career! He lost his #1 receiver before the season even started, then went on to have probably the best year he’ll ever have! Think about THAT! Think about what that team would look like if they ever managed to draft an elite receiver like DeAndre Hopkins. Or signed a receiver like Alshon Jeffery in free agency this offseason. I may not like Cam Newton, but I respect the shit out of his game.
Is it Carolina, and not Seattle, who is the real dynasty of this decade?
God, perish the thought, but now it’s out there. And, once they dismantle the Broncos just like we did a couple years ago, it’s going to be all anyone talks about this offseason. So, have fun with that.
Ups & downs, strikes and gutters, these things happen. I still believe the Seahawks are right there. My biggest lament, and probably the main reason why we might not be the next New England Patriots, is that we don’t play in an insufferably weak division like the AFC East. The Pats have had their run of things, in large part, because they don’t have to worry about being a Wild Card team, or going out on the road in the first round of the playoffs. The Pats, with Brady and Belichick, will never know the struggle of going into the playoffs as a 6-seed and having to win out on the road against three caged tigers. Usually, their schedule is easy-enough that they get to walk blindfolded into a top 2 seed, then they play some upstart, then they grapple with whatever team Peyton Manning is on (and, starting next year, I doubt they’ll even have Manning’s carcass to kick around anymore). The Seahawks, on the other hand, have always had a Top 2-calibre team within their own division, a bevy of stout defenses to tangle with, and at least one other Top-2 calibre team somewhere else in the NFC to get past. Next year looks to be no different, as long as Carson Palmer can remain upright.
So, the question is: will Carolina continue to have the pathetically easy road a la New England? Or, will their division mates finally start pulling their own weight?
You gotta like what Jameis Winston did in his rookie year. Tampa could be frisky, if they ever get their shit together. New Orleans probably has seen its best days; with Drew Brees aging out of the league any year now, they probably won’t be able to rebuild the roster around him before he retires (with the probability that they, in fact, end up trading Brees and go Full Rebuild from scratch). Atlanta is the real enigma. We all think that Dan Quinn is the real deal, but it’s just as likely that he’s not, especially if they don’t figure out how to make that defense better (and if they don’t provide Matt Ryan with the weapons on offense he so clearly needs).
It’s entirely possible that Carolina will dominate that division next season just as they did this one. But, like the Seahawks, they’ll have to tangle with the NFC West next year (on the road to face the Rams and Seahawks, hosting the 49ers and Cards). And, cherry on top, they play the most difficult division in the AFC next year in the AFC West (on the road in Denver & Oakland; hosting San Diego & Kansas City). Odds are, even if they do as well in their own division as they did in 2015, they won’t come close to 15 regular season wins.
God, I seriously can’t wait for the 2016 NFL season to start. August can’t come soon enough.