See, because to me, chicken salad and chicken shit might as well be the same damn thing, because mayonnaise is super disgusting.
What do you say about a 10-9 win, where your team comes back from an early 4-0 deficit to take a 5-4 lead, only to immediately gag it away in the bottom half of the inning to trail 9-5? That’s as impressive a win as you’ll see!
Remember when an “ugly” game for the Mariners was some boring-ass 1-0 bullshit, where the Mariners couldn’t buy a hit to save their lives? Now, we get these thrilling, over-scoring affairs! If you can’t help but think, “That’s so 1997,” I’m right there with you.
Of course, we can’t EVER have nice things, and in this one the Mariners more or less had to do it the hard way. Robbie Cano, after starting 2 for 3 with a 2-run homer in the third, had to leave the game with a strained quad (for now, it doesn’t look too serious; “day to day” being bandied about). With the Mariners already rocking a short-handed bench thanks to the 8-man bullpen, that didn’t leave a lot of pinch hitting options for Servais, in this National League game with their stupid “pitchers have to bat” rules.
I’m all over the place here, so let’s go back to the beginning. One of the main reasons for the 8-man bullpen is because of nights like this:
- Ariel Miranda: 3.1 IP, 6 hits, 8 runs, 3 walks, 1 strikeout, 2 homers on 69 pitches
Apparently, it’s too much to ask for Miranda to give us back-to-back quality starts when 3/5 of our starting rotation is on the shelf. After just getting hammered in that first inning, he started to settle down a little bit, but by the time the Mariners took the lead in the fourth (on a 3-run homer by Ben Gamel, more on him in a bit), Miranda fell apart again. A walk, an RBI double, a single, an RBI sac fly too the wall in left, and another single (all hard-hit balls) ended his day.
Of course, it didn’t help that Jean Machi came in and allowed all the inherited runners to score, along with one of his own. Serves me right for jinxing the bullpen earlier in the day.
But, to his credit, Machi worked a scoreless fifth, and every bullpen guy after that (Altavilla to Pazos to Vincent to Diaz) worked a scoreless inning of their own to allow the Mariners to come back and ultimately win it.
The Mariners rallied for three more runs in the sixth (clutch RBI singles by Seager and Cruz – in pinch hit duty – along with some help by the Phillies’ defense) to pull to within 9-8, and tied it an inning later on an RBI double by Ben Gamel to score Jean Segura.
The only real scare for the Mariners came in Nick Vincent’s eighth, when he loaded the bases with one out. But, a fly-em-out/throw-em-out double play by – YOU GUESSED IT – Ben Gamel got us out of a huge jam.
Then, a Segura single was moved along to second on a grounder by Gamel in the ninth. With two outs, Taylor Motter (initially replacing Cano at second before moving to left after Jarrod Dyson was lifted for a pinch hitter) jacked a double down the line to give the Mariners the lead. Edwin Diaz had just enough time to warm up before coming in and putting the Phillies to bed in order.
You have to start with Ben Gamel here in the Kudos Department: 4 for 5 with a walk, 4 RBI, 3 runs scored, and that HUGE outfield assist to keep the game tied in the eighth. His double and homer also put him a triple away from the cycle, which would’ve been some sort of crazy icing on the cake. Either way, WHAT A GAME! He’s hitting .362 with an OPS of 1.051 on the season!
Must not forget Jean Segura, who was 3 for 6 with 3 runs scored, pulling his average up to .376 and his OPS up to .930 … for our LEADOFF hitter! Are you joking me???
Cano, Seager, and Heredia all had 2 hits apiece. Cruz had that pinch hit RBI single I mentioned earlier (he’s not starting in this series because his sore hamstring probably shouldn’t be tested in the outfield, particularly when he’s yet to do anything but DH this season). Fortunately, this is just a 2-game N.L. series, and we’re able to pinch hit him as needed.
Honestly, I questioned Servais using him so early, with 2 outs in the sixth and runners only on first & second. But, the Phillies had a lefty reliever in there, and I just don’t know if you would’ve had a better opportunity later in the game to be honest. Either way, it worked out, so let those ends justify them means!
Finally, what can you say about Taylor Motter? This kid has been a godsend! I know I was harping about him losing all his playing time with The Rise Of Gamel, so I guess I quasi-got my wish (though, I hate that it’s at the expense of Robbie Cano). But, we’re talking about a guy with 19 hits on the season, and FIFTEEN of them have gone for extra bases! That’s to go along with 15 RBI and 13 runs scored; if he keeps this up, he’s going to pass Mark McLemore as this team’s best-ever utility man. The fact that he can play every position but pitcher & catcher makes him, quite frankly, one of the most valuable players in the entire league!
The Mariners have scratched and clawed all the way back to 1 game under .500, with an early 10am start (Pacific time) this morning. Things are getting REALLY interesting around here.