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- Can We Be Done With Aaron Harang? http://t.co/Pf9fobUW1y #, 2013/05/22
- Suck it, nerds, I've always pronounced Gif as JIF!!! #, 2013/05/21
- My Sunday At A Tacoma Rainiers Game http://t.co/ggKmIDRoEr #, 2013/05/20
- Fuck this shit, I'm watching something else #Mariners #Suck #, 2013/05/19
- I hope that #12 draft pick is a good one, because Michael Bourn would have been PRETTY sweet #Mariners #, 2013/05/19
- Well, as a nice cherry on top of this weekend, let's have Felix get rocked while we get shut out #Mariners #BecauseOfCourse #Cleveland #, 2013/05/19
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2011: 67-95
2010: 61-101
2009: 85-77
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2011: 7-9
2010: 8-10*
2009: 5-11
2008: 4-12UW Husky Basketball
2012-2013: 18-16
2011-2012: 24-11
2010-2011: 24-11*
2009-2010: 28-11*
2008-2009: 27-10*UW Husky Football
2012: 7-6*
2011: 7-6*
2010: 7-6*
2009: 5-7
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The Mariners Are Officially In Second Place
I don’t know how many more times I’ll be able to say that, this year or EVER, so I’m tossing this post into the Internet ether before the inevitable losing streak. Second place! Yeah, the Mariners are 7 games behind … Continue reading
The Worst People In Seattle Sports History, Part I
You’ll forgive me if I’m not exactly in the most chipper of moods. That’s what happens when some useless cunt brings bedbugs into your apartment building and you spend a sleepless week itching, cleaning, and bagging up all your shit. … Continue reading
Posted in Mariners, Seahawks, Sonics
Tagged Adrian Beltre, Alex Rodriguez, Arthur Rhodes, Bill Bavasi, Blake Beavan, Bobby Ayala, Brad Wilkerson, Brandon League, Carlos Silva, Casey Kotchman, Chone Figgins, Chuck Armstrong, Derek Lowe, Eric Byrnes, Erik Bedard, Heathcliff Slocumb, Hector Noesi, Horacio Ramirez, Howard Lincoln, Ian Snell, Jack Cust, Jason Varitek, Jeff Cirillo, Jeff Nelson, Jeff Weaver, Jesus Montero, Jose Lopez, Justin Smoak, Kaz Sasaki, Ken Griffey Jr, Kenji Johjima, Lou Piniella, Miguel Olivo, Norm Charlton, Richie Sexson, Rob Johnson, Yuniesky Betancourt
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Piling On Jesus Montero
Jesus Montero is the Mariners scapegoat du jour for fans of this team, and that honor couldn’t go to a worthier guy. You know who’s relieved that Montero is drawing all the negative attention as this team scuffles to a … Continue reading
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Tagged Dustin Ackley, Edgar Martinez, Eric Wedge, Jack Zduriencik, Jesus Montero, Justin Smoak, Kelly Shoppach, Miguel Olivo, Mike Zunino
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Shoot Me Now: The Mariners Are Still Terrible, April 2013 Edition
I swear I’m going to mention the Seahawks’ draft on this site very soon, but for now there’s this. The Mariners just finished their first month of the season with a 12-17 record. GOD THEY’RE THE WORST! It’s no longer … Continue reading
Posted in Mariners
Tagged Aaron Harang, Brandon Maurer, Carter Capps, Charlie Furbush, Dustin Ackley, Felix Hernandez, Hisashi Iwakuma, Jason Bay, Jesus Montero, Joe Saunders, Jon Garland, Justin Smoak, Kameron Loe, Kendrys Morales, Kyle Seager, Mike Morse, Oliver Perez, Raul Ibanez, Stephen Strasburg, Tom Wilhelmsen
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God Damn I Hate The Fucking Mariners
There’s a show on NBC right now called Community; have you heard of it? If you have, then you’re probably a super-fan who has watched the show a million times through the first three seasons. If you haven’t, then you … Continue reading
Posted in Mariners
Tagged Aaron Harang, Adam Kennedy, Bill Bavasi, Brandon Maurer, Dustin Ackley, Eric Wedge, Felix Hernandez, Jack Zduriencik, Jesus Montero, Joe Saunders, Justin Smoak
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The Seattle Mariners Are Root Sports
This is the way I understand it; correct me if I’m wrong. For the past however-many years, Root Sports has been televising Mariners games. Root Sports either took over or replaced Fox Sports Northwest, which USED to televise Mariners games. … Continue reading
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Tagged Dustin Ackley, Franklin Gutierrez, Jason Bay, Jesus Montero, Justin Smoak, Kendrys Morales, Mike Morse, Raul Ibanez
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Seattle Mariners Mid-April Review
Two weeks in, 14 games in the books. A 6-8 record. Zero series wins, two series losses, two series ties. Things have been really hit-or-miss with this team so far. On the positive side of things, Mike Morse has 6 … Continue reading
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Tagged Aaron Harang, Blake Beavan, Brandon Maurer, Brendan Ryan, Carter Capps, Charlie Furbush, Dustin Ackley, Endy Chavez, Felix Hernandez, Franklin Gutierrez, Hisashi Iwakuma, Jason Bay, Jesus Montero, Joe Saunders, Justin Smoak, Kameron Loe, Kendrys Morales, Kyle Seager, Michael Saunders, Mike Morse, Oliver Perez, Raul Ibanez, Stephen Pryor
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Aggressiveness Is Killing The Mariners
This offense is crazy-aggressive. That stands out in a couple of key areas: on-base percentage, and percentage of runs scored due to the home run. The team on-base percentage is only .292. Do I HAVE to say that it’s still … Continue reading
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Tagged Brendan Ryan, Franklin Gutierrez, Justin Smoak, Kendrys Morales, Kyle Seager, Michael Saunders, Mike Morse
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The Last Five Years In Seattle Sports
2008 was the lowest point in Seattle sports. It was our Absolute Zero. Rock Bottom. The total nadir of sports humanity! It was the primary inspiration for the title of this website. Take an already-crappy sports city, with practically no … Continue reading
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Tagged Abdul Gaddy, Adam Kennedy, Adrian Beltre, Aziz N'Diaye, Bill Bavasi, Blake Beavan, Brad Wilkerson, Brandon League, Brandon Maurer, Brandon Morrow, Brendan Ryan, C.J. Wilcox, Carlos Peguero, Carlos Silva, Casey Kotchman, Casper Wells, Charlie Whitehurst, Chone Figgins, Chris Polk, Cliff Lee, Darrell Bevell, Deion Branch, Devin Aguilar, Doug Fister, Dustin Ackley, Earl Thomas, Erik Bedard, Felix Hernandez, Franklin Gutierrez, Golden Tate, Greg Halman, Hisashi Iwakuma, Horacio Ramirez, Ichiro, Isaiah Thomas, J.J. Putz, Jack Cust, Jack Zduriencik, Jake Locker, Jason Bay, Jason Vargas, Jeff Weaver, Jermaine Kearse, Jesus Montero, Jim Mora Jr, Joe Saunders, John Jaso, John Schneider, Jon Brockman, Jose Guillen, Jose Lopez, Josh Lueke, Julius Jones, Justin Holiday, Justin Smoak, K.J. Wright, Kam Chancellor, Keith Price, Ken Griffey Jr, Kendrys Morales, Kevin Durant, Kevin Millwood, Kyle Seager, Leon Washington, Lorenzo Romar, Marshawn Lynch, Matt Flynn, Matt Hasselbeck, Matthew Bryan-Amaning, Michael Pineda, Michael Saunders, Miguel Olivo, Mike Carp, Mike Holmgren, Mike Morse, Mike Williams, Milton Bradley, Munenori Kawasaki, Nick Holt, Nigel Williams-Goss, Pete Carroll, Quincy Pondexter, Raul Ibanez, Richard Sherman, Richie Sexson, Robert Griffin III, Ronnie Fouch, Russell Branyan, Russell Okung, Russell Wilson, Scott Suggs, Shaun Alexander, Steve Sarkisian, T.J. Duckett, T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Tarvaris Jackson, Terrence Ross, Tim Ruskell, Tony Wroten Jr., Trayvon Robinson, Tyrone Willingham, Walter Jones, Walter Thurmond, Yuniesky Betancourt
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