A Paragraph With The Mariners – 133

So, no call-ups yet.  That’s because, unlike the Seattle Mariners, the Tacoma Rainiers actually field a GOOD triple-A team.  You know what would’ve been awesome?  When things REALLY started going bad, back in May or June, the Mariners should’ve just demoted everyone of value to AAA and just tore the Pacific Coast League a new asshole.  Like, what’s the longest winning streak in AAA?  Aww, who am I kidding, like that would ever happen.  This batch of losers couldn’t go down to AAA and play competitive baseball!  Tacoma has one of the deepest center fields I’ve ever seen, with a giant wall to ensure anything hit straight-away is staying in the park.  Once again, I’ve spent more time than I care to living in the city of Tacoma, and once again I’ve neglected my duties to enjoy some quality AAA baseball.  I’m an idiot.  The playoffs start in, like, a week.  Should be good for the kids to have one last hurrah with success before being called up next year and crushed with the burden of playing for a team based in Seattle.  A team that surely won’t be playoff bound anytime soon.

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