The Angels are pretty much our kryptonite. Even in a year when they’re not very good, we find a way to be that much worse. With 1 game to go, we are 4-14 against these chickenfuckers. To put that in perspective, we are 4-6 against the Yankees … WHY CAN’T WE BEAT THE FUCKING ANGELS? Of course, that’s a stupid question, because we can’t beat the fucking anybody this year; especially if they play in the AL West. We’re 3-10 (with 6 remaining) against the Texas Rangers and 6-9 (with 4 remaining) against the A’s. For those playing at home, that’s 13-33, and a large reason why we’re as bad as we are. It’s a trend we can’t seem to shake; even when we were awesome, it seems like we sucked against these teams. God I hate that movie Angels in the Outfield so much!