Add this to the list of shit you can ONLY find in a franchise with its head up its ass.
I can’t remember all the crazy shit I’ve NEVER heard of happening before on a baseball team that happened last year.
Milton Bradley losing his shit, walking out of the clubhouse after getting taken out of a game, then promptly asking for psychiatric help that put him on a “restricted list” for a few weeks to get his head right.
Eric Byrnes simply destroying what should have been a relatively routine sacrifice bunt to lose us Cliff Lee’s first start in a 10-inning game, then before he could be questioned by the media, he rides his bicycle out of the clubhouse.
Larry LaRue of the Tacoma News Tribune publishes a story where a couple of unnamed teammates accused Ken Griffey Jr. of sleeping in the clubhouse during a game (and being so groggy that he was unable to pinch hit for Rob Johnson), which leads to Griffey and manager Don Wakamatsu not speaking for a month, Griffey being benched for Mike Sweeney, and (my favorite), Mike Sweeney challenging the unnamed teammates to step forward so he can fist-fight them in order to defend Griffey’s honor.
A few games (or maybe just a single game) after Jose Lopez makes a baffling base-running mistake, Chone Figgins does something else almost as brainless and instead of punishing both equally, Wak opts to take Figgins out of the game. This leads to a physical altercation between Figgins and Wak (in the dugout, during the game) that ultimately leads to the MANAGER being fired.
I might be missing a few other oddities, but go ahead and throw this week’s freakshow onto the pile.
In Felix’s last start, there were two errors in the bottom of the second inning. They were back-to-back, and they were both made by Jack Wilson at second base. Either one could’ve prevented what ended up being the losing runs from scoring (had he been able to turn a simple double play, that is to say), but in combination, they added up to yet another loss for Felix.
By the time the bottom of the third inning came around, we found that Jack Wilson was no longer in at second. At the time, I thought it MIGHT have been possible he was out for an injury – he was taken out a little hard at the bag as he tried to turn and throw to first base on the second of the two errors – but more likely he was pulled and the EXCUSE would have been that he was a little banged up on that play.
In a surprising revelation later that afternoon, it was pointed out by manager Eric Wedge that Jack was feeling a little “hazy” and was pulled for, I dunno, safety precautions? DID he get hit in the head? Didn’t look like it to me, but what do I know.
Later, Jack pointed out that he wasn’t feeling hazy at all, that he was just pulled from the game by the manager for the errors (to which he added that he didn’t blame Wedge, as he was doing nothing to help the team with his play).
Well, it turns out as of yesterday that Jack Wilson wasn’t pulled at all. He ASKED to be taken out of the game, and Wedge was just trying to cover for his player. Because teammates (or, really, anyone who’s played the game) will lose respect for a player who ASKS to be taken out, especially if he’s not totally crippled by injury.
This leads us to yesterday’s game, when Adam Kennedy was starting in place of Wilson. Now, had none of these events of the past few days transpired, I would’ve chocked that up to Kennedy being left handed and Cleveland’s pitcher being right handed. But now, it’s pretty clear: Jack Wilson has played his last game as a Mariner.
Honestly, I think that’s a damn shame. I’ve always kinda enjoyed the guy since we traded for him. Great defender, if a
little lot injury-prone, makes good contact with the bat, AND he’s literally in the best shape he’s been in since he was first breaking out in baseball thanks to losing a bunch of weight and strengthening his legs. He’s been stealing bases, being productive at the plate, and in his penultimate game he turned what has to be the most impressive 4-3 double play I’ve ever seen.
But, there’s no excuse for taking yourself out of a game. You’re a professional baseball player. Yes, you had a terrible half-inning where you blew two plays that could’ve saved some runs. You know what, it happens! We didn’t see Kevin Kouzmanoff ask to be sat down when we played Oakland in the first series! Jack Wilson isn’t the first guy to have a couple errors in an inning.
Of course, the difference there is that Kouzmanoff was playing his natural position and (supposedly) has a track record of successful third base defense. Jack Wilson has been playing second base for all of a few weeks. If you don’t have that comfort level in your position, I suppose I could see one’s confidence spiraling out of control.
I dunno. All I know is that Wilson’s in the wrong here and I think it’s ultimately going to cost this team big. They can’t put him back out there! And who’s going to trade for the guy? If they did, we certainly would be the ones unloading a problem and wouldn’t get a damn thing in return! It looks like we’re either going to get a steady diet of Adam Kennedy, or a strict righty/lefty platoon. Either way, I think I like Wilson’s bat and hustle more.
Jesus. How much more crazy shit can happen to this team? At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised to find the Mariners involved in some sort of human trafficking sex scandal!