Editor’s Note: This is the original blog post. If you want to see the comprehensive list, click HERE. I update the master list semi-regularly, whenever I can find the time.
You don’t become a city that’s gone 32 years (and counting) between professional sports championships without a little help along the way. I don’t know everything there is to know about all the other cities with pro teams; hell, I don’t even know everything there is to know about Seattle’s sports history … but I have to figure we’re at least in the top two as far as player personnel incompetence is concerned.
The following is a timeline of all the botched trades, busted draft picks, and lousy free agent signings that have befallen this city, at least since I started becoming a sports fan. I’m gonna throw this thing in the ol’ menu bar at the top and the plan is to update it continuously. Obviously, it’ll never be complete, so I thoroughly encourage any suggestions.
April 28, 1987 – (Seahawks) – Brian Bosworth, 1st Round Supplemental Draft Pick: the Seahawks went big on the defensive side of the ball in this draft, highlighted by the pick of Brian Bosworth out of Oklahoma at the end of the 1st round (I don’t know what happened to the Supplemental Round draft picks, so don’t look to me for an explanation here). I don’t know what it says about Bosworth, but the Seahawks also went after the linebacker position right before and after The Boz, with Tony Woods and David Wyman. It says all that needs to be said, however, that both of those guys would have better professional careers. But, did either of those guys star in “Stone Cold“? I think I rest my case.
April 23, 1988 – (Seahawks) – Undisclosed Draft Picks to Phoenix Cardinals for Kelly Stouffer: it’s difficult to peg down exactly which picks we gave up to get this stiff, but rest assured that Kelly Stouffer was the beginning of the end for the Seahawks. We got a taste of glory in the 80s under Chuck Knox, with Dave Krieg at the helm and Steve Largent breaking all the receiving records later to be broken by Jerry Rice. But, as we looked to a new decade, it was apparent that Quarterback would be a position of need that we needed to fill. Starting with Stouffer, culminating with Rick Mirer, and still unsettled until Matt Hasselbeck took charge late in the 2002 season, the Seahawks were a blind franchise in an unforgiving wilderness for the entirety of the 1990s. All you need to know about Kelly Stouffer is that he held out his rookie season with the Cardinals due to a contract dispute. Then, the Seahawks tried to trade local legend Kenny Easley to get him, except Easley couldn’t pass the physical due to failing kidneys. We finally got our man, only to find out our man was good for a mere 2,333 yards in 22 games over 4 seasons, with 7 touchdowns and 19 interceptions.
April 21, 1991 – (Seahawks) – Dan McGwire, 1st Round Draft Pick: 17 picks later, the Atlanta Falcons would select future Hall of Famer Brett Favre. Little known fact: Seahawks head coach Chuck Knox WANTED to draft Brett Favre. Unfortunately, the Seahawks brass couldn’t be bothered with such matters, instead finding McGwire’s 6 foot 8 inch frame to be simply irresistible. Our “Quarterback of the Future” ended his Seahawks career after the 1994 season having thrown for 745 yards in 12 games with 2 touchdowns and 6 interceptions.
April 25, 1993 – (Seahawks) – Rick Mirer, 1st Round Draft Pick: we’ll always remember this as our golden opportunity to grab Drew Bledsoe first overall. Unfortunately, in week 3 of the 1992 season (on our way to a 2-14 finish), the Seahawks just HAD to go into New England and beat the Patriots 10-6 (who would also go on to finish 2-14). The Pats had the Number 1 pick as a result, and we settled for Rick Mirer. It should be noted that this was a particularly brutal year for incoming quarterbacks; though if we’d been a little patient, there was a 5th rounder by the name of Mark Brunell who was grabbed by the Packers and went on to bigger and better things with the Jaguars. Rick Mirer, on the other hand, ended his 4-year Seahawks career with 41 touchdowns and 56 interceptions, getting worse each and every year. On a positive note, one of the best trades in franchise history involved us unloading Mirer to the Bears for a first round pick we would use to trade up and get Shawn Springs. So, it’s hard to hate on the guy TOO much.
December 10, 1993 – (Mariners) – Mike Hampton & Mike Felder to Houston Astros for Eric Anthony: think Mike Hampton would’ve been a nice pitcher to have on all those pitching-starved teams of the late 90s? No, I don’t remember Eric Anthony either.
December 20, 1993 – (Mariners) – Omar Vizquel to Cleveland Indians for Felix Fermin & Reggie Jefferson: honestly, I don’t know WHAT we were thinking on this one. But, just 10 days after we made Mike Hampton a throw-in to a deal, we gave up Little-O for the equivalent of TWO throw-ins. Neither of whom would ever make a dent. That’s a bad fortnight for the Seattle Mariners.
February 25, 1994 – (Seahawks) – Nate Odomes signs 4-year, $8.4 million deal: I know the money doesn’t sound like a lot NOW, but back then that was a hefty price, especially for a cornerback. But, Odomes was one of the best while he played for the Bills. He was a Pro Bowler in ’92 and ’93, he had 19 interceptions from ’91-’93, and he was a guy other teams had to throw away from! Then, a few months later, he blew out his knee in a charity basketball game, missed all of 1994. THEN, he re-injured the same knee in training camp and missed all of 1995! We had him for 2 seasons, he never played a down for us, and ended up walking away with $4+ million. The long, lost, forgotten Seahawk Nate Odomes might go down as the worst free agent signing in team history.
December 7, 1995 – (Mariners) – Tino Martinez, Jim Mecir & Jeff Nelson to New York Yankees for Sterling Hitchcock & Russ Davis: *sigh*. So, we traded a first baseman in the beginning of his prime, and one of the best set-up men of the next DECADE for a couple of AAAA guys with huge flaws to their game. Hitchcock would forever be a disappointment, and Russ Davis would go on to be one of the worst defensive third basemen I’ve ever seen. I don’t care what anyone says, ultimately for what we gave away, this trade only rivals the Lowe/Varitek debacle for most completely idiotic in team history.
September 13, 1996 – (Mariners) – David Arias to Minnesota Twins for Dave Hollins: we all know him as David Ortiz, and in 1996 we had him in our farm system. I guess we all know what the Twins saw in him; too bad we didn’t see the same, otherwise maybe we wouldn’t have had this revolving door at first base and DH ever since Edgar and Olerud retired.
July 31, 1997 – (Mariners) – Derek Lowe & Jason Varitek to Boston Red Sox for Heathcliff Slocumb: here we are, the mother of all bad trades. Now, these two may not have been hall of famers, but they’re legends in Boston since they both helped to bring a world championship to town in 2004. Meanwhile, Heathcliff Slocumb was the BEST we could do at the time? We knew he was crap when we got him, yet HE was all we could get??? My fondest memory of Heathcliff Slocumb was when I was in the Kingdome as we clinched the AL West later that season. My least fond memory of Heathcliff Slocumb was every time I saw a Red Sox game with Derek Lowe & Jason Varitek.
July 31, 1997 – (Mariners) – Jose Cruz Jr. to Toronto Blue Jays for Paul Spoljaric & Mike Timlin: do you know what kind of disaster area the Seattle Mariners bullpen was in 1997? It single-handedly caused Woody Woodward to lose his fucking mind at the trading deadline. On the same day he would make the single worst Mariners trade ever, he also shipped off highly-touted prospect (probably the highest touting since A-Rod) for two pieces of dog meat. On the one hand, could you blame him? I mean, Norm Charlton and Bobby Ayala led the team in appearances that year with 71(!) apiece. Of course, on the other hand, Woody Woodward was a huge dope on this day, a day that will live on in infamy.
2000 – (Seahawks) – Ahman Green & 5th Round Pick to Green Bay Packers for Fred Vinson & 6th Round Pick: can’t seem to lock down an official date for this one, but figure it was sometime before April 16th in the year 2000. The late-round picks were a wash; neither worked out for either team. However, Fred Vinson was a total bust while Ahman Green would go on to lead the Packers in rushing. Granted, we still had Shaun Alexander, but we still should’ve gotten more for such a stud.
July 31, 2000 – (Mariners) – John Mabry & Tom Davey to San Diego Padres for Al Martin: this trade isn’t necessarily bad for the guys we gave away; neither meant all that much to me personally, nor did they go on to have outstanding careers after they left. But, this trade was the epitome of the Pat Gillick era in Seattle. Pat Gillick was a brilliant baseball man who did wonderful things in Toronto in the early 90s (2 World Series championships) and he would go on to do wonderful things in Philly (2008 title). But, in Seattle, it wasn’t in the cards, and it was because of trades like this. Or, more accurately, the LACK of trades period. I don’t hate Al Martin because he sucked. I hate Al Martin because he wasn’t someone better. Pat Gillick needed to go out and get us a quality bat, consequences be damned. Instead, he got Al Martin and in the year 2000, the Seattle Mariners went nowhere.
December 16, 2001 – (Mariners) – Brian Fuentes, Jose Paniagua & Denny Stark to Colorado Rockies for Jeff Cirillo: a couple months after we finished the regular season with the most wins in the modern era, we felt it necessary to keep on tinkering. Forget the fact we probably could’ve used a starting pitcher more; we had to go out and get Jeff Cirillo – a guy who had shown he could hit in Coors Field and nowhere else. A guy who, in spite of playing in such a bandbox, had a career high of only 17 homers the year before he came here. What happened next? Well, we stuck him in Safeco Field and he hit .234 over two seasons. Just one of many National Leaguers we’ve brought to the American League over the years who absolutely fell off the map.
April 20, 2002 – (Seahawks) – Jerramy Stevens, 1st Round Draft Pick: a loaded draft for the tight end position … and the Seahawks got Public Enemy #1. Jerramy Stevens was a bust because you could argue he was the biggest reason we lost Super Bowl XL (I know that’s what I would argue, anyway). But, forget all that. He’s a bust plain and simple because he probably had more God-given ability than any other tight end in that draft (with Jeremy Shockey and Daniel Graham going before him; Chris Baker and Randy McMichael going after him), yet he squandered it all away because he couldn’t stay out of trouble and had the work-ethic of a wino on skid row. He’s the only Husky I’ll forever hate, and on this day the Seahawks made a tremendous mistake.
March 4, 2004 – (Seahawks) – Grant Wistrom signs 6-year, $33 million deal: and out of that we got 3 seasons before biting the bullet and cutting him. He “earned” $21 million in that time; for our trouble we got back a whopping 11.5 sacks. Or, just a little under $2 million per sack. This was a signing you could easily loathe from the beginning. After it was all said and done, we traded in for a younger version of the white defensive end: Patrick Kerney. But, Wistrom was by FAR the worse of the two.
June 27, 2004 – (Mariners) – Freddy Garcia & Ben Davis to Chicago White Sox for Jeremy Reed, Mike Morse & Miguel Olivo: it was the right time to trade the Chief, his stock would never be higher again and we were in the midst of a total organizational meltdown. 2004 was the beginning of a long slide into futility for the Mariners; what we needed at the time were some prospects who could come in and lift us back to prominence. Olivo was supposed to be our catcher of the future, Reed was supposed to lock down left field for the next decade, and Mike Morse should’ve been a solid utility guy. Instead, Olivo was (and still is) a dud, Reed never panned out, and Morse has always turned into a pumpkin whenever the calendar flips to April.
February 23, 2006 – (Seahawks) – Steve Hutchinson assigned Transition Tag: this was the beginning of the end for Tim Ruskell. The Seahawks saved a little less than $600,000 in cap room, but in the process initiated one of the most notorious swindles in recent memory. One month later, Hutchinson would be a Minnesota Viking thanks to their Poison Pill-laced contract, and the Seahawks would descend into the abyss thanks to a below-average offensive line. For a team that had just made its first Super Bowl thanks to that very amazing offensive line, losing Hutch would be heartbreaking. And it would also lead to one of the more hilarious retaliatory signings ever.
March 20, 2006 – (Mariners) – Matt Thornton to Chicago White Sox for Joe Borchard: an eye for talent: Bill Bavasi lacked it. Joe Borchard sounds like a name that would suck at baseball. Matt Thornton, meanwhile, has been a pretty lockdown reliever for the Sox ever since. Too bad he never made good on any of his promise while a Mariner.
March 24, 2006 – (Seahawks) – Nate Burleson signs 7-year, $49 million deal: granted, it would turn out that Burleson never got anything approaching $49 million (that was the Poison Pill number we put on to rub it in Minnesota’s face), but essentially Burleson was a huge trade-down compared to what we lost in Steve Hutchinson. It’s not an unforgivable signing; Nate was a highly productive return man and a moderately productive receiver. But, we’ll never be able to separate Nate’s signing from Hutch’s loss.
June 30, 2006 – (Mariners) – Asdrubal Cabrera to Cleveland Indians for Eduardo Perez: BAVASI!!!! Hold on, it gets better …
July 26, 2006 – (Mariners) – Shin-Soo Choo to Cleveland Indians for Ben Broussard: my best guess is that Bavasi was secretly on the Indians’ payroll in 2006.
September 11, 2006 – (Seahawks) – 1st Round Pick in 2007 to New England Patriots for Deion Branch: the draft pick turned into Brandon Meriweather, who made two Pro Bowls. Deion Branch signed a lucrative 6-year, $39 million contract with the Seahawks and proceeded to be a collosal disappointment until he was finally traded back to the Patriots in 2010 and everyone in Seattle rejoiced. End result: a 1st round pick for a 4th round pick, ye gods!
December 7, 2006 – (Mariners) – Rafael Soriano to Atlanta Braves for Horacio Ramirez: just a stellar cap to a 2006 calendar year for Bill Bavasi. Why he was allowed to run the club for the next season and a half is beyond me.
February 8, 2008 – (Mariners) – Adam Jones, George Sherrill, Chris Tillman, Kam Mickolio & Tony Butler to Baltimore Orioles for Erik Bedard: at the time, I could defend this one; then we realized what we got in Erik Bedard. So many injuries. So many millions for nary a game played. Somehow, Bedard is still here, but he’ll never be the guy who was worth five prospects. Meanwhile, Adam Jones looks like he’s got a long, successful career in him. Still, this isn’t the worst trade ever – as it’s said to be in many circles. But, it’s pretty bad.
March 2, 2009 – (Seahawks) – T.J. Houshmandzadeh signs 5-year, $40 million deal: and by September of 2010, T.J. Houshmandzadeh was cut. What we’ll always remember about Housh are his 3 touchdowns over his lone season with the team, and of course, his tantrums and tirades over not getting the ball thrown his way enough. Of course, there’s the $6+ million we paid him just to go away. We signed him in hopes of getting a Number 1 receiver, failing to recognize his declining skills and utter inability to go down and catch the deep ball. Live and learn, I guess.