Apparently, there’s only been a handful of things to talk about since the season ended: Mariners reaction to the Arena Deal, Mariners jacking up season ticket prices, Mariners not winning any post-season awards, Mariners signing some particularly non-interesting free agents, and the Mariners talking about possibly sometime this offseason signing some yes-interesting free agents.
The Mariners’ post-season has been pretty much like the Mariners’ regular season: mostly shitty.
So, fuck it, let’s dive right in. The Seattle Mariners finished 75-87, which was a whopping 8-game improvement over 2011, and a 14-game improvement over bottoming out in 2010. Remember how shitty 2010 was? The team you just watched all spring and summer finished exactly 14 games better.
I don’t think anyone wants to re-hash 2010 all over again, so let’s leave that off the table for now. For a moment, let’s take a look at how we got the 8-game improvement over 2011. What changed?
Well, for starters, Miguel Olivo had 184 fewer plate appearances. That’s a good start! He had a .620 OPS in ’12 vs. a .641 OPS in ’11, but what’s important to remember is: THOSE ARE BOTH TERRIBLE OPS’s! Less of a shitty thing doing shitty things is a good thing. Always remember that kids.
Where did the rest of those plate appearances go? Well, a lot of them (361 to be exact) went to John Jaso, who had an .850 OPS. Now, granted, we had kind of a 3-headed hydra locking down two positions (DH & Catcher) with Jaso, Olivo, and Montero (who had a .685 OPS), but as you can clearly see, John Jaso really saved this team a lot of embarrassment. We had no one resembling Jaso in 2011, at any position, and if you look at the numbers, you can see that he was good for at least 3 of those wins all by himself. And he did it in an essentially part-time role; dude didn’t play a lick in April, and not much more in May before being thrust into the game regularly thanks to Olivo’s injury (and Olivo’s overall shittiness).
You know what else helped? Giving Chone Figgins 119 fewer plate appearances. An already part-time player went down to almost nothing in 2012. We tried giving him the leadoff spot, he started for the entire month of April, and what did he do? He rewarded us with a second consecutive season of sub-.190 batting. I know veterans like to complain about their pisspoor numbers by stating they don’t get to play enough to turn things around; well, you know what? Earn it. DESERVE it and we’ll let you play. Remember when you were just starting out in the Majors and you had to earn your time? Do it now. Don’t expect it. Don’t ask for it to be handed to you because you’ve been around forever. Force the manager to play you by playing well. That’s all I’ve got to say.
Everyone seems to think Figgins will be let go this offseason. I’m not buying it until I see it’s already happened. Every time someone has predicted Figgins’ release, what’s happened? He’s remained. If they were going to let him go, wouldn’t they have done it by now? Wouldn’t they have done it during another last-place finish in 2012? When the fans could’ve used a morale boost in the waning summer months? Or immediately after the season, when fans were already on edge about ticket prices and Arena Deals? What are they WAITING for? Do they REALLY think they’re going to get another team to eat his 2013 salary? That ship has sailed! You know how everything in life is a risk? Well, it’s time to take a risk; it might be the safest risk you’ve ever taken. Drop Figgins. Yes, he will likely get another chance with another team, with the risk being: he will dramatically improve and rub it in all of our faces. Don’t worry, he won’t improve. He’s the worst. He’s LITERALLY the worst Major League Baseball player. I know, hindsight being what it is, that it’s fairly embarrassing to have signed a guy to such a large contract only to have him be completely worthless. But, you don’t have to worry about any such embarrassment with him going on to great success elsewhere. He won’t. Trust me.
What else happened? Carlos Peguero had about 100 fewer plate appearances. And, of course, Jack Cust had 270 fewer plate appearances (hint: he had 270 plate appearances in 2011).
But, enough with that. My overall view: the hitting was slightly better, the starting pitching held up reasonably well, and the bullpen was pretty lights out. That’s how you improve by 8 games. Now, the only question is: how do we improve by another 20 and reach the playoffs?
Let’s look at some starters. Dustin Ackley and Kyle Seager both had full seasons. They played some in 2011, but in 2012 they went wire-to-wire, holding down second and third base respectively. How did they do?
Seager was a definite bright spot for this team. He wasn’t amaze-balls or anything, but he was pleasant. The line: .259 BA, 35 doubles (led team), 20 homers (led team), 86 RBI (led team), .738 OPS. Not bad, right? Not bad for a guy’s first year in the majors. He’s no Mike Trout, but then again who is (besides Mike Trout, obvs)? If he can figure out a way to get that batting average to go up another 20 points or so, you’re talking about a VERY valuable piece to a team. And remember all those clutch 2-out base hits with runners in scoring position? Apparently, there were a lot. And those were sure fun to watch.
Ackley, on the other hand, was a bit of a disappointment. The line: .226 BA, 22 doubles, 12 homers, 50 RBI, .622 OPS (Olivo-ian levels), and a whopping 124 strikeouts (2nd highest on team). I mean, what can you say about Dustin Ackley’s 2012? He had 292 more plate appearances than he did in 2011, yet he lost 144 points on his OPS. That’s bad. As a left-handed batter, he somehow managed to bat WORSE against righties! He batted .215! And, he was probably one of the few on the team who managed to bat BETTER in Safeco as opposed to on the road, so you can’t even use that as a valid excuse!
The only thing you can do with Ackley is write off 2012, hope he got some good experience out of the deal, and hope he improves dramatically in 2013. He’s a #2 overall pick. He can’t be this bad for this team to survive; he just can’t! He needs to cut down on the strikeouts and bring up the walks in a big way.
Another certifiable black hole in our lineup was Justin Smoak. Good fucking God. The line: .217 BA, 14 doubles, 19 homers, 51 RBI, .654 OPS. I don’t know what to say. We traded for him in 2010, gave him a cup of coffee in the second half, then let him start for the entire 2011 season. Of course, he was injured for about half of that, but he had a strong close to his season, so we brought him back as a starter in 2012 (as if we had any choice, what with the purse strings being tightened each and every year since 2008). We figured, “OK, when Smoak was healthy in 2011, he was good. SURELY he’ll be good when he’s healthy in 2012!”
And, of course, he sucked. He sucked so bad that the team had to send him down to Tacoma to work on some things. The only reason he was brought back as early as he was is because Mike Carp couldn’t stay on the field without injuring himself. So, Smoak was gone from July 24th thru August 13th. He left with a .189 batting average. He played regularly from August 14th thru the end of the month and finished August with a .190 batting average. Lotta good that trip down south was.
He continued to tread water until September 15th, when he entered the day still batting .190. From the 15th onward, Smoak went 25 for 63, good for a .397 batting average over 17 games, with 5 of his 14 doubles, 5 of his 19 homers, and 10 of his 51 RBI. He raised his final batting average to a still-dreadful .217, but nevertheless, that’s a 27-point increase over the final 17 games. When you play as much as Smoak did in 2012, that’s a fairly impressive hot streak.
What does it mean? Obviously nothing. If I could bank on having these types of torrid 17-game streaks multiple times throughout a season, then maybe I’d be a little more excited. But, tacking just the one on at the end of a horrendous season is nothing to hang one’s hat on. I mean, yeah, anything can happen. But, is Smoak “figuring it out” at all likely? Not really.
So, we’re 1 for 3 so far for 2012. 1 supposed building block for the future did well. 2 did not. What about Jesus Montero?
Again, we’re talking about a guy who played in his first full Major League season. I tend to give these guys a pass, especially if they managed to stay IN the Majors for the full season. Montero was never sent down, but some thought he maybe should’ve been.
The line: .260 BA, 20 doubles, 15 homers, 62 RBI, .685 OPS. What I notice right away is that Montero didn’t have a whole lot of super highs or super lows. Once his batting average kind of normalized around .260, it didn’t waver all that much. He had a mid-season lull in July where he found himself in the .240s, then he kind of bounced back in August where he was briefly scraping the .270s, but for the most part he was right around .260 the whole time. Again, for a first year player playing a full first year … not terrible. You’d like to see some more walks, or if not that, at least a lot more power, but whatever, it was what it was, and what it was wasn’t the worst.
That isn’t to say he doesn’t have a lot to fix He has a lot to fix, though. His Home/Road splits, for one, are an abomination. His home OPS was .605; his road OPS was .768. That’s CRAZY. Obviously, you have to hope that bringing the fences in will help normalize some of that. But, even still, that’s a huge psychological disadvantage he’s got swirling around in his head.
You like crazy splits? How about this one: vs. right handed pitchers, his OPS was .609; vs. lefties, his OPS was .830. Against lefties, Montero is downright dominant! The only problem is, he only bats about 1/3 of the time against lefties. That means 2/3 of the time he’s pretty much worse than a replacement level player.
Nevertheless, I think you’d take the total package if he was a dominant force defensively. Except, no, he’s not. He was allowed to play in 56 games as a catcher vs. 78 as a DH. As a defender, he was worse than replacement level. He’s not projected to be a starting catcher in this league; he will either be a DH or a converted first baseman. Either way, you’re talking about positions where you’d like some consistent thump in your bat. A .685 OPS with a bunch of crazy splits just won’t cut it. Yeah, when he’s facing lefties on the road (especially in Kansas City), he’s phenomenal! But, we can’t afford to have Montero be a strict platoon guy. We didn’t trade for him to play in 1/3 or 1/2 of the games. We traded for him to play EVERY game, and to play well! I’ll give him a pass for his first full season, but I hope I don’t have to wait too much longer for his bat to really explode.
Since we gave Seager a passing grade, I’ll give Montero a passing grade. That gives us 2 out of 4 building blocks who played well. With Brendan Ryan giving us the best defense in all of baseball (stupid Gold Gloves are STUPID), that rounds out the infield. Brendan Ryan will give you nothing at the plate, but as long as he’s not counted upon to do anything but bat 9th, I think I’ll take it.
But, what of the outfield?
Well, for starters, we don’t have Ichiro to kick around anymore. I liked the guy, but I’m glad we traded him and I’m glad he got to go to the playoffs and I’m glad he did really well for the Yankees, but I’m mostly glad the Yankees lost. Ichiro finished his Mariners career with so many wonderful stats we can look back on fondly. He will be a Hall of Famer, he will go in as a Mariner, and, you know, WHO KNOWS? He managed 73 hits in 67 games with the Yankees in the regular season. He now has 2,606 hits on his career. And, for fuck’s sake, he’s fucking ICHIRO! Who’s to say he can’t stick around with some team or another and get the 394 hits he so desperately desires? I hope he does it! Just not with the Mariners. And I hope he gets that World Series Championship! Just not with the Yankees.
The star of the outfield in 2012 was Michael Saunders. If you asked me going into 2012, would Michael Saunders be worth a darn, I likely would’ve said, “Heck no!” Funny thing about baseball, weird shit can happen (see: Baltimore Orioles, Oakland A’s). The line: .247 BA, 31 doubles, 19 homers, 57 RBI, .738 OPS in 553 plate appearances. OK, so it’s not the best line in the world. But, when you look at his combined three seasons prior (.196 BA, 17 doubles, 12 homers, 45 RBI, .569 OPS in 635 plate appearances), you can see some real dramatic improvement!
The legend has it, in the offseason between 2011 & 2012, Saunders trained with Josh Bard’s brother (whose first name, legend has it, remains a mystery to all). They worked on his mechanics, shortened his swing, and lo and be-fucking-hold, a miracle happened! Saunders managed to stay in the Majors for a full season, and remained productive throughout!
As a centerfielder, you’ll take that line just about every year. You’d like to see improvement, considering he is so young and everything, but with the defense he provides, you’ll take it.
As a corner outfielder, there’s a little something left to be desired.
I think in an ideal world, if we don’t bring in a bigtime free agent like Josh Hamilton or Nick Swisher, then in 2013 you’d like to see Michael Saunders in left and Franklin Gutierrez in center. Regardless of who you put in right, you’re looking at one of the better defensive outfields.
But, of course, who can count on that? I’m talking about Guti, of course. Who can count on him??? He has to be, by far, the most cursed athlete I’ve ever seen. Which SUCKS DICK, because he’s one of the greatest defensive outfielders I think I’ve ever seen, Griffey included. Every time we think Guti has turned a corner, BAM, he hits another brick wall that sidelines him. He goes from IBS to a pec injury to a concussion from being hit with a baseball on a pick-off move to God knows what else! Was there a groin or a knee or a shoulder or all three in there somewhere? I’m pretty sure all that’s left for Guti is Bell’s Palsy, mange, and the fucking gout. Something to look forward to in 2013.
Aside from Saunders, there was a huge revolving door in 2012. Including Guti, Casper Wells, Trayvon Robinson, Eric Thames, Mike Carp, Peguero, and just a LITTLE bit of Alex Liddi. I can’t say much about any of these cats. Wells looks like a decent 4th outfielder, but the shine wears off quickly when you give him the everyday job. Thames had some memorable moments, got doused with some shaving cream pies and such, but he’s no solution. Robinson and Peguero have HUGE holes in their swings, which says nothing of their defensive liabilities (especially Peguero’s). Carp should probably stay away from the outfield forever, because he’s terrible at it, and because he keeps getting hurt diving for balls he’ll never be able to reach on his own.
For the record, I like Carp, but this strikes me as a numbers game he’s not going to win. If you can’t plug him in the outfield (which you really, really can’t), then you’ve got to make him a first baseman or a DH. He was decent defensively at first, but let’s face it, this team has a lot invested in Justin Smoak. Not only that, but first could also be a home for Montero in the future. And finally, not for nothing, but I have to think first base is going to be a free agent or a trade priority this offseason we’re in right now. I like Carp’s bat, but I have a sick feeling he’s going to make good on his promise with another team more willing to give him the everyday first baseman job. In fact, 2012 could be the last we see of Carp in a Mariners uniform.
As a team, the Mariners were 27th in runs scored in the Major Leagues. Dead last in the AL by a whopping 48 runs. However, their 619 runs were 63 better than 2011! And 106 better than 2010! Oh, by the by, 619 runs for a season is fucking terrible, regardless of the era we’re in.
The Mariners were also dead last in the AL in batting average with .234. For the record, Oakland was second-to-last with a .238 average, and they won the entire AL West; so at least there’s some semblance of hope. Also for the record, .234 was dead last in all of baseball, even worse than Houston (Welcome Astros, 2013!).
And, of course, the Mariners were dead last in the AL in OPS. By a HUGE margine (.665, next highest was Cleveland with .705). And, no foolin’, that .665 OPS was also dead last in all of baseball.
Make no mistake, this offense in 2012 was horrible.
On the plus side: Miguel Olivo’s option was NOT picked up! He’s gone! Gone for good! That’s addition by subtraction if I’ve ever seen it.
On the down side: there are no other prospects ready for a shot at the big time. All Major League-ready prospects are up in the Major Leagues. Unless we wheel and deal like crazy, you can pencil in the following gentlemen:
C – John Jaso (but probably only as a platoon)
1B – Justin Smoak
2B – Dustin Ackley
3B – Kyle Seager
SS – Brendan Ryan
LF – Michael Saunders
CF – Franklin Gutierrez (until he gets injured, then Saunders slides over)
RF – ??
DH – Jesus Montero (with a possibility to play some catcher, but look for this team to bring in a third guy for the catching rotation, hopefully someone who is awesome at defense to round things out a bit in the later innings)
Obviously, this team will have to bring in an outfielder. More than likely, they’ll have to bring in a couple. Aside from a backup catcher, I think this team goes hard after either a first or a third baseman. Nick Swisher is a guy people like because he can play both of the corner outfield spots as well as first base. That gives a team a lot of flexibility in the event a Guti goes down, or a Smoak sucks cock. Josh Hamilton is another guy people like because he’s got awesome-a powah. I’ll reserve my thoughts on these guys and others as the rumor mill gets hotter. Or if I have nothing else to write about.
For now, what we have is what we have, and what we have isn’t worth a shit. This offseason needs improvement, it needs it from the batters, and it needs it in spades.
Sometime soon, I’ll finish my Part 2 about the pitchers of 2012. I swear.