This week was the 25th anniversary of the idea of the World Wide Web. I’ve had my grubby little fingers digging into the fringes of the Internet in one form or another for the last 16 years – starting with high school where I created a local sports report in our Intro To HTML class. 16 years later, and here I am, with a marginally bigger following and my same low standards of quality. Progress!
After a couple weeks of relative inactivity, this is my fourth straight day with a post and seventh straight weekday with a post. Luckily for me, we’ve had news to talk about, so I haven’t been reduced to making a bunch of lists and shit (just wait until next week, when we’ve run out of news and I’ve run out of shit to say …). In today’s case, we have yesterday’s signing of Tony McDaniel and today’s signing of Tarvaris Jackson.
Tony McDaniel isn’t Clinton McDonald, and yet they’re KINDA making the same amount of money per year. I suppose the Seahawks could cut McDaniel after this season and not take too big of a hit, but still. You could say they’re different types of players – McDaniel is more of a run-stuffer, whereas McDonald is more of an interior pass-rusher – but when I try to wrap my brain around it, I just don’t get it. Seems to me you can find a run-stuffing D-Tackle just about anywhere for peanuts. But, finding a young, up-and-coming interior pass rusher for $3 million a year seems to me like a real bargain!
Don’t get me wrong, I like Tony McDaniel and everything, but I just get the feeling that he’s a major knee injury waiting to happen. I guess he’s only 29 years old, which isn’t as ancient as I had assumed before Googling him just now, but golly gee whiz!
There were times last year where McDaniel looked like a beast among men, but he’s not the type of guy who’s going to take over a game for you or anything. At this point, I mainly like the signing because it helps preserve SOME semblance of continuity along the defensive line. Everyone always says how important it is to have continuity along the offensive line, but I’m willing to wager that it’s just as important for the defense. We’ve lost Clemons, Bryant, & McDonald, but we retained McDaniel, Mebane, & Bennett. It’s not nothing, that’s all I’ll say.
The other moderately interesting signing is Tarvaris Jackson, back on a 1-year deal that appears to be mostly guaranteed salary. He’s still earning more than our starting quarterback, which is some hilarious joke I’ll never understand, but that’s neither here nor there.
One would assume you could just Sharpie his name in there as the #2 quarterback on this team, even though B.J. Daniels is still a guy who exists. At some point, you have to wonder when the Seahawks are going to look to draft a long-term backup to sit and learn from Russell Wilson until it’s time to try and trade him for a draft pick or two. But, as long as you can still get Tarvar for a reasonable contract, I suppose you might as well keep on keeping on.
Can’t hate this move. Backup quarterback is a pretty important position in this league, and the fact of the matter is: there aren’t that many good backup quarterbacks out there. The better backup quarterbacks eventually establish themselves as starters and move on to greener pastures. The best backup quarterbacks quickly establish themselves as starters and force the team to push out their predecessors.
Tarvaris Jackson isn’t really a quality starter. He’s proven that he’s not a guy who’s going to lead an average team into the playoffs. But, he can get you close. And, for this Seahawks team, his level of play would probably be enough to get us there. I don’t think he could win it all. I wouldn’t want to see how he fares against the best the NFC has to offer, because I think it’s a lock that we’d end up losing in short order. But, if the Seahawks have to rely on him for 4-8 weeks in the regular season, I don’t think we’d entirely fall apart. I think, if you gave Tarvar eight starts this year for the Seahawks, he’d probably go 5-3 or 6-2 and keep us right in line for a playoff spot and probably a division title. If for some unlucky reason, he had to play all 16 games for us (all other things being equal), I’d still peg the Seahawks for a 10-6 record and a Wild Card spot. Can’t ask for much more than that out of your backup. At that point, we’d have to hope for a 1990 New York Giants type of situation where our defense is just so dominant as to render all other teams totally ineffective, thereby allowing someone like Jeff Hostetler to sneak through as an unlikely Lombardi Trophy winner.
On a semi-unrelated note, whenever anyone writes about Tarvar, they always write about how he is “beloved” by the fans, because he played through a torn pec in 2011 and played well enough to go almost-.500 (7-8 was his official record as a starter that year). Am I crazy, or is that a crock of shit cooked up by the media and passed along by fellow bloggers as fact?
I couldn’t stand that he was signed, I couldn’t stand that he was simply given the keys to the offense without a proper competition, and I couldn’t stand watching him week-in and week-out. Has EVERYONE lost their fucking minds? Do you not recall how – down after down – he would hold onto the ball way too fucking long before taking an unnecessary hit or sack because he was too indecisive to just grip it & rip it (and too stubborn to simply throw the fucking ball away when nothing was there)? Yes, he played with a torn pec, but how do we know that it wasn’t due to his own doing? Tarvaris “Stands There For Seven Seconds” Jackson probably held the ball too long when he should have just thrown it away, thereby taking the punishment that caused his pec to separate from his skeleton.
Granted, that offensive line wasn’t what it is today (and, let’s be honest, today’s offensive line isn’t the best of the best anyway), but he knew that! And he still held onto the ball too much!
I appreciate the fact that Tarvar led us to some wins that probably should have been losses, but I don’t think that had anything to do with Tarvar’s abilities at quarterback and everything to do with the rest of the team coming together around him. I also appreciate that he’s a good guy in the locker room and it’s good to have a veteran to pair with Russell Wilson (even though, as a rookie, Wilson showed more veteran-esque tendencies than a vast majority of QBs in the league). But, let’s not start sugar-coating that 2011 season as anything other than a bridge between the Bad Seahawks of yore and the Good Seahawks that would go on to win the Super Bowl. 2011 was a stepping stone for the rest of the team, but it was also the season that proved – without a shadow of a doubt – that Tarvaris Jackson is a backup quarterback and nothing more. It’s no coincidence that this team finally became a championship contender when we found Russell Wilson to lead this team at its most important position.
In other news, another Seahawks starter has found a new team. We won’t have Breno Giacomini to kick around anymore, as he signed on with the Jets (whose GM used to work for the Seahawks under John Schneider) for a good chunk of money. Again, like Golden Tate, we’re talking about a very likable guy who was an important piece in our rebuilding and our championship. But, he was also a guy you could afford to lose (or, at least, ill-afford to retain at the price he commanded on the open market). Even though I don’t care for the Jets so much, it’s nice to see that he’s going to get paid and have some security going forward. You could do a lot worse.
As for his replacement, I fully expect an open competition between Alvin Bailey and Michael Bowie (and probably some rookies we’ve yet to meet). I also fully expect whoever wins that battle to be competent enough to keep us at an equal level as we’ve been the last two years (with a real possibility of the winner being BETTER than Giacomini). The Seahawks worked both of these guys into the rotation last year, and that looks to be paying off in spades now that we have an opening (or two) along the offensive line for 2014.
Bank on Okung, Unger, and Sweezy to maintain their positions. That leaves left guard and right tackle for Bailey, Bowie, Carpenter, and a bevy of rookies, other young guys, and maybe a cheap veteran or two picked up off the street once we get closer to the preseason.
Also, Chris Clemons ended up in Jacksonville with Red Bryant and maybe Walter Thurmond (who is taking some other visits as we speak). I’m telling you, I like those wacky Jags right now! Pick up some expendable Seahawks, lose the worst quarterback in football in Blaine Gabbert, and badda-bing/badda-boom, you’re at least in the hunt for a .500 record and maybe a playoff spot!
Here’s the tally of movers and shakers:
Seahawks keep: Michael Bennett, Anthony McCoy, Tony McDaniel, Tarvaris Jackson, Jeron Johnson, and Lemuel Jeanpierre. Seahawks also tendered Doug Baldwin, who is expected by most to be back.
Seahawks lose: Red Bryant, Golden Tate, Chris Clemons, Clinton McDonald, Chris Maragos, O’Brien Schofield (though, his contract with the Giants was voided for “health reasons” and now he might have to take less money there or somewhere else).