Get a load of this clown and then come on back.
If you give two shits about Marshawn Lynch not talking to the media, then you either need to find some more meaningful shit to do with your life, or you’re a self-righteous, self-important member of the media who needs to find some more meaningful shit to do with your life.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying ALL members of the media are pompous windbags who start immediately sniffing their own farts once they smugly turn in one of their articles or click “Publish” on their blog posts. Indeed, I enjoy the works of many of our local beat writers and such. And I’m sure they’d LIKE it if Lynch would talk more, and give more satisfying answers to their questions – Lynch is a unique person and as a fan, I’m sure I’d be endlessly entertained if I had the opportunity to sit around and bullshit with Beastmode – but they understand Lynch’s stance of not talking to the media.
It’s when you start talking about these national guys and gals. The people who survived the struggle of local sports coverage and really “made it” in the bigtime. These people who think it’s their job to police everything media related, even when they only have about a quarter of the actual story. The same people who read a misleading headline and automatically label Lynch as disgruntled without any insider knowledge whatsoever. They like to make you BELIEVE they have all this insider info, but few of them ever do.
Here’s the lo-down, from what I can tell: one of these members of the national media tattled on Lynch, because he wasn’t talking to anyone after games. The NFL, in turn, fined Lynch for continuing to not talk (after a brief reprieve on Media Day during Super Bowl week earlier this year). As such, hoping not to be fined further, Lynch sat down and gave a ridiculous Q&A session to some reporters around his locker after the game last week.
Were Lynch’s actions juvenile? Yes. But, that’s because the NFL’s actions – and the media’s REACTION – towards this whole thing is fucking disgraceful.
I understand the rules the NFL sets out. If you play in the NFL, you have to abide by the rules, or else you’ll get punished. In this case, the punishment is in fines collected. Considering he’s a millionaire, I’m sure he can afford it, so don’t think I’m sitting here defending a one-percenter because he’s inconvenienced out of some pocket change.
But, the rules are fucking retarded, and this Ed Sherman guy takes the retard cake. In his post – linked above – he talks about the struggle the NFL faced many, many, MANY decades ago, when it was a fledgling sport trying to gain traction in a baseball-obsessed world. Yes, I’m sure in the 1920s and 30s, the print media was king, and so it behooved the NFL to kowtow to the newspaper writers in order to get attention, sell tickets, and ultimately bloat the league into the monster it is today.
But, guess what? Print media isn’t king anymore. And, besides that, the media needs the NFL WAY more than the NFL needs the media. How do you sell papers? Or, more importantly, how do you generate clicks on the Internet? You write about what people want to read about. In this case, the NFL is king, and without access to it, what would all these sportswriters do for a living?
Let’s take this to its illogical conclusion: if we let one guy ignore the media, what’s to stop the next guy, and the next guy? Hell, what’s to stop every single player from ignoring the media? That’s the argument they’re trying to make, right? Surely, society would collapse upon itself! Surely, without the almighty written word of beat writers and national pundits, the NFL would fold and the American public would have to spend time with their families on Sundays during the fall and winter months!
Oh, wait, that wouldn’t happen at all. People would still watch the NFL, because people can’t get enough of football. “Mutter(ing) a few short answers,” and “throw(ing) in a cliché or two” won’t make a fuck-all of difference. What Ed Sherman is proposing is that everyone just “plays the game” and we’ll all go home happy. Except, you’re forgetting one thing: the overwhelming majority of sports fans HATE clichéd answers to their bullshit questions! Sports clichés have a lower approval rating than the fucking U.S. Congress!
And, besides ALL of that, NFL players aren’t going to simply up and stop talking to the media. Why? Because many NFL players are still businessmen at heart. Some have aspirations after football. Those aspirations usually include some role in the very media we’re talking about! Even if Richard Sherman doesn’t have an ounce of interest in being a studio analyst after football, or being a color analyst, or hosting his own sports-related talk show, he knows he has a brand and a persona that he wants the world to see. The sky is the limit for someone like Richard Sherman BECAUSE he’s so good with the media, talking to large crowds and before the cameras and whatnot.
Marshawn Lynch, and people like Marshawn Lynch, who might not necessarily have any post-football aspirations to be in the public life, shouldn’t be required to do something they’re obviously uncomfortable doing, for whatever reason. It’s another form of bullying and it’s absolutely unacceptable to hold someone to this asinine rule just because the media used to be important to the NFL’s fledgling success back in its infancy!
I’ll say this loud enough for you to hear:
FANS DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF MARSHAWN LYNCH TALKS OR NOT.
The only people who care are these elitist fuckwads like Ed Sherman. Fuckwads who end up running off and crying to Papa Goodell because the bad man won’t talk words to us when we want him to! Grow up. No one is sympathetic to members of the media. At all. You earn your living by writing about professional sports; you pretty much have the best jobs in the world outside of people actually PLAYING those sports. If you can’t “do you job” because a few guys won’t talk to you, then obviously you’re not very good at your job. Quotes from Marshawn Lynch won’t make or break your story. Just talk to the punter, obtain a cliché or two, and you’re out the door.
It really isn’t that difficult.
- New England Patriots (9-2) – The curse of the #1 team is in full effect; you’ve been warned.
- Denver Broncos (8-3) – Some serious holes with this Broncos team, but either way, it should be a fun AFC playoffs.
- Green Bay Packers (8-3) – This defense isn’t as good as advertised. Better than last year, sure, but they’re not going to continue to dominate the rest of the way.
- Arizona Cardinals (9-2) – I don’t know if it’s fair to expect the Cards to come into Seattle and win that game. Did we expose some flaws in their overall scheme? I’d like to think so, but I’m not sure the New England Patriots themselves could have come up here and won that game, with the way our defense was playing. That game was more about how the Seahawks FINALLY brought their A-Game more than the Cardinals struggling or otherwise regressing back to the mean (hopefully we’ll see signs of that when we go down to Glendale in December).
- Indianapolis Colts (7-4) – When I saw that T.Y. Hilton was about to be a father on Sunday morning, I would have bet everything I own on him scoring a touchdown that day. Luckily, he’s a major factor on my fantasy team, so all’s well that ends well.
- Detroit Lions (7-4) – Hitting a bit of a rough patch. I had no idea their offense was this inept! With Stafford, Johnson, and Tate, they should be putting up 30 points a game! I still have faith in the Lions, but it’s good to see them lose a few games. The last thing I need is another amazing run defense weaseling its way into the playoffs.
- Philadelphia Eagles (8-3) – The Eagles would get more credit in my eyes as soon as they use Mark Sanchez to win a football game against a good opponent.
- Kansas City Chiefs (7-4) – A loss to the Raiders = moving down in my rankings.
- Pittsburgh Steelers (7-4) – Pretty jealous of anyone who gets a week 12 BYE. This is the last time I’ll get to say this, but the NFL needs to fix this shit. Starting next year: two BYE weeks for each team. Get on it.
- San Francisco 49ers (7-4) – It’s mindblowing how bad their offense is right now.
- Dallas Cowboys (8-3) – Oh, I wish they would’ve blown that game against the Giants.
- San Diego Chargers (7-4) – It took a goalline interception by their defense to beat the Rams, but that might be the play that saves their season. Good for them.
- Seattle Seahawks (7-4) – Forget the Seahawks, I need them to beat the 49ers this week! If I have to go 10 days between Thanksgiving and the next game in Philly, stewing over a loss to the Santa Clara Fuckwads, I might go insane.
- Cincinnati Bengals (7-3-1) – Just don’t figure them to win many games when the national spotlight is focused on them and they’re sure to go far. What are the odds the Bengals can get the NFL to televise all of their playoff games within the region of Cincinnati and its opponent exclusively?
- Baltimore Ravens (7-4) – That’s a nice win down in New Orleans, but it’s not THAT nice. Let’s see them run the ball that well against a respectable defense, then we’ll talk.
- Miami Dolphins (6-5) – Season hanging on by a thread; things should get easier with 3 of their remaining 5 games against the Jets and Vikings.
The Loser’s Bracket:
- St. Louis Rams (4-7) – I don’t care that they’re 4-7, they’re better than the Browns! And, obviously, they’re better than a few of the teams in the winner’s bracket.
- Cleveland Browns (7-4) – Didn’t deserve to beat the Falcons. Then again, they didn’t deserve to beat the Browns. This one should have been decided by penalty kicks.
- Houston Texans (5-6) – If their defense hadn’t scored that touchdown off of an interception, it would’ve been a terrible fantasy week for them. How you gonna let the Bengals move the ball up and down the field like that?
- New Orleans Saints (4-7) – Not gonna lie to you, I really wasn’t prepared for the Saints to lose to the Ravens. I understand the defense is pretty brutal, but why is the offense so inept so often?
- Buffalo Bills (6-5) – That Mario Williams is a nasty mofo.
- Chicago Bears (5-6) – They’re hovering, but they won’t sneak up on anyone.
- Atlanta Falcons (4-7) – Mike Smith is the most toothless, spineless, ineffectual head coach in the NFL when it comes to managing the game. If anyone ever tries to point to Andy Reid or Jim Caldwell, you send them over to see me.
- Carolina Panthers (3-7-1) – Hello darkness, my old friend.
- Minnesota Vikings (4-7) – Did they … did they play this week? They did, right?
- New York Giants (3-8) – You are one pathetic loser!
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-9) – More like Josh McCLOWN, am I right?
- Washington Redskins (3-8) – You had one job: beat the 49ers. ONE JOB.
- New York Jets (2-9) – Wow.
- Tennessee Titans (2-9) – There are no words.
- Oakland Raiders (1-10) – Those defenders celebrating after that 3rd down sack, almost resulting in the Raiders being penalized for being 30 yards offsides on the 4th down snap are my favorite things I’ll see all year in the NFL, except maybe for that ODB catch Sunday night.
- Jacksonville Jaguars (1-10) – Now, this feels right, doesn’t it?