2017 Mariners Misery Tracker
- Drew Smyly – 60 day DL
- Steve Cishek – still on DL from offseason hip surgery
- Tony Zych – starts season on DL, since returned
- Shawn O’Malley – 60 day DL
- Jean Segura – On DL for 2 weeks in April
- Mitch Haniger – On DL for approx 1 month
- Felix Hernandez – On DL, just had setback
- James Paxton – On DL for at least 3 weeks
- Evan Scribner – 60 day DL
- Evan Marshall – 60 day DL
- Hisashi Iwakuma – On DL for 4-6 weeks
- Ryan Weber – On DL after very first start was cut short due to injury
Now our replacement starters are getting injured. They’re also getting injured in their very first starts with the Mariners, so it looks like the curse is getting stronger. This is some Final Destination shit right here! Pretty soon, everyone on the Mariners will be dead by some gruesome “accident” and there will be no more baseball in Seattle. Hell, at this point, I have to wonder if Seattle will be a place that exists! If North Korea ever drops the bomb, it’s surely going to land on Safeco Field as the Mariners warm up in batting practice. What The ‘Pen bros will do that night is anyone’s guess, but that’s a problem for another day.
The bats are still quiet in Toronto. Cano has missed his third straight game. Hitting with runners in scoring position has taken a major hit this series. If I were still keeping track with my spreadsheet, I’d be interested in these results, but I gave up that dream a while ago.
Another morning game today. Yay?