Remember it, because it probably won’t last.
I’m trying not to get my hopes up, because I know the other shoe is about to drop, but this is unbelievably exciting. The Mariners took down the A’s 6-3 yesterday to complete the 2-game sweep – a feat that should be appreciated with a golf clap rather than hyperbolic sycophantism, because given how terrible the A’s are now, that’s something the Mariners absolutely SHOULD HAVE accomplished – while the Royals and Rays both lost to fall a game behind the Mighty Mariners!
This might very well be the zenith of the Mariners’ season. 3 games over .500 for the first time all year. All alone in that aforementioned second Wild Card spot. Just completed a 6-3 road trip to get to within 2 games of .500 on the road on the season. Heading back to Seattle for the only week’s worth of home games in August, with Paxton on the mound tonight followed by Edgar Martinez Weekend. If this isn’t as good as it gets, then get the hell away from me because I must be dreaming and I don’t want to wake up!
It all started yesterday afternoon. Kyle “Corey’s Brother” Seager jacked a 3-run homer in the first to get things going. Then, Nelson Cruz followed with a 2-run homer in the third and a solo homer in the fifth. Not for nothing, but Seager has climbed up to 17 homers on the season, 7 of them since the All Star Break. And Cruz is up to 26 homers, 9 of them since the All Star Break. Not a moment too soon for either of those guys to get hot, I tell you what.
Staked to 6 runs, what did the Mariners get out of Yovani Gallardo? More of his same putrid bullshit. He gave up some mighty solo homers in the first and third to keep the A’s in it, then started to give up a lot of hard-hit contact in the fifth. A single, followed by a liner that was only caught at the wall because Ben Gamel is literally Superman, followed by a run-scoring double and that was the end of his day. Luckily, Emilio Pagan bailed him out, as well as the rest of the Mariners, keeping the damage to just what Gallardo gave up. Pagan went 2.2 innings of 1-hit shutout ball to record the victory.
You know, it’s pretty fucking sad when a guy given six runs of support from his offense can’t even qualify for the fucking win. It’s 5 innings! That’s all you have to do! And Gallardo couldn’t even do that, against the fucking A’s of all teams. What. A. Piece. Of. Shit. He does all this good in the bullpen, enough to get his starting job back, and this is what he’s able to manage. Fucking pathetic.
From there, Tony Zych was able to lock down the eighth, and Edwin Diaz was able to lock down the ninth for his 25th save. Somewhere out there, some fantasy baseball player got a really good deal on Edwin Diaz right before the All Star Break, and that person has been rewarded with 12 saves against only 1 blown save in a little under 4 weeks. Simply outstanding!
It’s pretty easy to get excited about this team right now, especially with James Paxton on the mound tonight against the Angels, but again we’re talking about everything riding on this start. Because have you seen the fucking duds we’ve got going over the weekend? Marco Gonzales, Erasmo Ramirez, and Ariel Miranda, in that order. If we don’t win the Paxton start, again, I think you can kiss this series goodbye, as well as our lead in the Wild Card and everything else.
If Paxton wins, MAYBE you could envision the Mariners’ offense jumping all over the Angels on Friday or Saturday (while getting just enough out of our starter before pulling him after 5 innings), with an outside chance of Miranda having a quality bounce-back start on Sunday and taking 3 of 4. But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves, we need Paxton to come through to make any of our dreams a reality.
I was going through the schedule the rest of the way, picking out the Paxton starts assuming nothing changes and we continue with the 5-man rotation. I made the argument that if you moved Paxton around in the rotation, pitching him strictly every 5th DAY instead of every 5th game, you could get an extra start out of him, while at the same time slotting him into either pitching the final game of the regular season, or (if we’ve clinched), setting him up for the Wild Card game. Whereas, if you just pitch him every fifth game as anticipated, he ends up missing a lot of important series against difficult teams, and may not be ready until the ALDS (if we get that far).
My argument is: you need to maximize James Paxton as much as humanly possible, since he’s your only good starter. Getting 1 more Paxton start, on what’s ostensibly regular rest (I’m not going crazy here and suggesting he pitch every fourth day or something), could make all the difference in what’s looking like a Wild Card race that’s destined to go down to the wire.
And I understand the arguments against it. He’s pretty injury prone, so do you want to risk blowing up his arm in this all-important season? Baseball is a slog! It’s a marathon, not a sprint; but it’s also just a fucking slog through the muck for six straight months. It’s punishing. It’s obscene, really, how long it is, and the fact that they have to play everyday, sometimes going three full weeks without a day off.
But, I mean, do you want this or not? The Mariners almost certainly won’t do it, because you’re not managing a fantasy baseball roster, you’re managing human beings with feelings and egos and you can’t just single out one starter like that without alienating the rest of the rotation (as shitty as those other guys may be). But, I thought the motto was “Whatever It Takes”! Seems to me, guys are going to have to swallow some pride if we want to get this done. Just ask Danny Valencia, who was benched because the Mariners were scheduled to face a bunch of right-handed starting pitchers in a row.
That’s my two cents anyway. The way this season is going, Paxton will probably blow out his arm tonight and the point will be moo. You know, a cow’s opinion. The single greatest line from the TV show Friends in its illustrious 10-season run.
My other two cents, before things completely fall apart, is that I agree with Mike Salk and Softy (among other local radio personalities, presumably) that Scott Servais should ABSOLUTELY be in the running for Manager of the Year. I mean, I know nobody cares about those awards, and most people who vote for them are just checking the box of the team with the best record without giving it more than 2 seconds of thought, so, you know, bank on the guy who manages the Astros to win it this year. But, has anyone done more with less than Scott Servais? Has anyone had to juggle a pitching staff with so many injuries? The answer is no, obviously, the Mariners have had the most snakebitten pitching staff in the history of baseball. But, he’s got this team in contention by playing that rotation like a fiddle. Sometimes, guys just have bad games and they have to wear it. But, more often than not, he’s pulling starters at just the right time, squeezing as much as he can out of them before going to the bullpen. And, for the most part, I’ve liked his bullpen decisions. He’ll have a brain fart here and there, but who doesn’t? I’ve honestly been REALLY impressed by how little I’ve complained about his bullpen usage. Even when it doesn’t work out, I can almost always understand the rationale behind the move. It’s refreshing, really, after Lloyd McClendon and some of the other doofus managers we’ve had here in recent years.
Anyway, that’s all I’ve got today. Voters, give Scott a chance!