- See my Intro to understand what this is all about.
- See my Draft Recap to learn where my team started.
- See my Week 1 Recap
- See my Week 2 Recap
- See my Week 3 Recap
- See my Week 4 Preview
Have I told you how much I fucking HATE fantasy football? Because, I can’t stress that enough. I truly – with the fire of a thousand fucking suns – HATE FANTASY FOOTBALL WITH EVERY FUCKING FIBER OF MY BEING!
Who has the second-most points in the league, yet is 1-3 and in 6th place out of 10 teams right now? Me. I’m that poor fucking sap.
Who has the MOST points scored against him in the entire league, by 26.87 points? Me. I’m that poor fucking sap.
Who would have beaten EVERY SINGLE TEAM IN THE LEAGUE last week (except for the one I went up against)? Me. I’m that poor fucking sap.
Counting the list of players he had going who scored less than 10 points would be easier, but I’ve never been one to take the easy way out. You can click that Week 4 Preview up above to see what his lineup was like. He did end up swapping out Breida for Kerryon Johnson, but it hardly mattered. Goff got him 50+, Hopkins & White got him 30+ each, Stafford & Ertz got him 20+ each. Korky Butchek won 221.40 to 184.83, and remember I didn’t have a tight end going! The next-closest team in the league had 179.75 and again, I DIDN’T HAVE A TIGHT END GOING!
I’m getting rammed in the ass like you wouldn’t believe. This is borderline historic bad luck for a fantasy football team.
Speaking of bad luck, Leonard Fournette looks like he could be out another week or two (or more), but regardless he’s not someone I’m ever going to feel confident starting. That’s one of my three keepers – one of the building blocks of my team – who is giving me nothing. I still have Adrian Peterson I can throw in there, but he’s like a million years old, so how many more weeks can I count on him being alive? He’s already a shaky player as it is, because if the Redskins are ever trailing, they stick Chris Thompson in there and throw it to him 20 times a game. So, if AP doesn’t get me a TD, then I’m DOA.
Once it became clear that Ryan Fitzpatrick had lost his starting job, I dropped him on Sunday afternoon, and picked up the Carolina defense (who was on a BYE in week 4). They’re going to host the Giants this week (while my precious Bears are on a BYE), so I opted to take the upside of a defense facing Eli Manning, over the likes of the Jets (hosting Denver), the Broncos (going to New York), the 49ers (hosting the Cards), or the Bengals (hosting Miami).
I’ve also officially given up on Demaryius Thomas, after a pathetic game against a hapless Chiefs defense. He drops too many balls, Case Keenum isn’t very good, and their offense in general is pretty conservative and run-heavy. My team is too good to have some bust hogging my FLEX spot.
I somehow got up to the 5th spot in our league’s waiver priority, so I went and put a couple claims out for players. Calvin Ridley was still out there somehow, so I took a shot at him and I landed him! I couldn’t tell you why Atlanta’s touchdown leader was still out there on the waiver wire, but he’s mine now! This is a boon for King Flippy Nips! Calvin Ridley is the type of guy who comes from out of nowhere to win fantasy teams fantasy championships. The fact that he was available after 4 weeks of play means that many people in my league dropped the ball. I mean, let’s face it, if the Falcons haven’t figured out how to give Julio Jones the ball in the endzone by now, they’re not going to magically figure it out. Teams are still going to double that guy, meaning Ridley is going to continue getting friendly matchups in a prolific offense (on a team with a rotten defense). As long as Ridley stays healthy, I’m golden.
Here’s this week’s lineup:
- QB1 – Carson Wentz vs. MIN
- QB2 – Derek Carr @ LAC
- WR1 – Tyreek Hill vs. JAX
- WR2 – Adam Thielen @ PHI
- RB1 – Ezekiel Elliott @ HOU
- RB2 – Adrian Peterson @ NO
- TE – Jordan Reed @ NO
- FLEX – Calvin Ridley @ PIT
- K – Robbie Gould vs. AZ
- DEF – Carolina vs. NYG
My bench is: Andy Dalton, Fournette, Robert Woods, Kenny Golladay, Chicago, Greg Olsen.
I opted for Carr over Dalton because I figure that game will be much more high scoring; Dalton’s hosting Miami who has a surprisingly good defense. I don’t love Hill’s matchup against the Jags, but he’s just not a guy I’m going to sit (if I did sit him, I’d probably go with Woods in his spot, because there’s no way the Seahawks will shut down the Rams’ offense). My favorite matchup is probably Ridley against Pittsburgh; this waiver claim should pay immediate dividends.
I’m going up against Koncussion Protocol, which is apparently a play on someone’s name in our league (yet NOT the owner of the team Koncussion Protocol). He’s in 4th place with a 2-2 record, yet he has 74.96 fewer points than I do. Nevertheless, he has a nice little squad that could give me fits if they all blow up at once (which seems to be the trend this year).
I would expect Sunday morning tinkering, but here’s who I would perceive to be the best lineup he’s got to throw at me:
- QB1 – Drew Brees vs. WAS
- QB2 – Deshaun Watson vs. DAL
- WR1 – Golden Tate vs. GB
- WR2 – Tyler Lockett vs. LAR
- RB1 – Austin Ekeler vs. OAK
- RB2 – Jay Ajayi vs. MIN
- TE – Jared Cook @ LAC
- FLEX – Nelson Agholor vs. MIN
- K – Mason Crosby @ DET
- DEF – L.A. Rams @ SEA
His bench consists of: Cam Newton, Corey Clement, Dion Lewis, Geronimo Allison, and DeSean Jackson (who is on a BYE this week). It wouldn’t shock me to see one or more of these guys subbed in there. He is a Packers fan, so Allison is always a possibility.
Obviously, his running backs are a little weak. But, I could see the Chargers throwing the ball a ton against the Raiders, and the Vikings defense hasn’t been anything special, so if there was ever a week for Ajayi to bust out, this might as well be it. Lockett is always going to be boom or bust, and he’s on the Seahawks, so you figure his usage is always going to be random. Tate and Cook stand out as potential stars this week, and Agholor could throw a wrench into things if Wentz decides to feature him heavily in the pass game. And, obviously, the Rams are going to get a fistful of sacks and probably a few turnovers, so that’s looking scary.
How much worse can it get for my bad luck team? We’ll find out soon enough.