Nobody Wants To Hear About My Fantasy Team 2021: A.J. Brown Is A Disappointing Keeper

Snoopy & Prickly Pete lost to Korky Butchek 125.70 to 111.97, to drop to 1-2 on the season, and in 10th place (out of 10 teams). Korky would’ve beaten only one other team this week; it’s a game I should’ve had, but underachieved once again.

There’s plenty of blame to go around. I could’ve started Jameis Winston over Justin Fields; that would’ve given me the points required to win in a nailbiter. I could’ve stuck with Clyde Edwards-Helaire over Ty’Son Williams and won. But, you know what’s sticking in my craw? A.J. Brown.

He was one of my four keepers this year, and someone who I felt was a building block in dynasty. He’s only 24 years old, has already made a huge impact in the league, and is a bona fide #1 receiver talent. But, for some reason he’s always on the injury list and already getting regular veteran rest days in practice. So, clearly there’s something degenerative going on. Then, beyond that, there are all the drops. SO MANY DROPS! He must’ve cheated me out of dozens of points with his inept hands! And, now he’s got a hamstring issue that has him week-to-week. He got injured in the first quarter last week (of course), netting me all of 0.30 points; that’s after dropping the ball multiple time against a God-awful Seahawks defense the week prior. Now, he’ll almost certainly be too injured to go up against another terrible defense (the Jets), and we’ll see if he has it in him to return for Jacksonville the following week (another great matchup for him, theoretically).

This thing doesn’t fucking work if my receivers aren’t doing the lion’s share of the scoring for my team. Now, I shouldn’t complain, because Snoopy & Prickly Pete isn’t a team that can contend for a championship; I need to play for the Consolation Bracket and a high draft pick for next year. But, I also need to suss out who my dynasty is going to be for next year and beyond. I need my three receiver slots to be all set, so I can use my first round draft pick next year to fill in around those guys. It’s all going to fall apart if I can’t get at least that one position settled.

There’s an interesting phenomenon in our league this week: half of the teams are 2-1, the other half are 1-2. This week, I go up against the best of the 1-2 teams, Toot Cannons; he has scored almost 100 more points than me so far in the early going.

I’m going to be scrambling up until the last minute – which is going to be a little challenging considering I’ll be on a little weekend getaway – looking to see who’s available. Justin Fields got banged up, plus he stunk against the Browns, and therefore might not be ready to start just yet. It’s a shame, because they’re going up against the Lions, and you’d figure he’d have a much more successful go of it against that defense. I also need to replace A.J. Brown, and have zero good options.

Carrying two Baltimore running backs isn’t going to work for me anymore. As expected, no one is stepping up and assuming the Lead Dawg role. I still KINDA want to hang onto Ty’Son Williams, because he’s young and has potential, but I really can’t start him against the Broncos (who have given up the second-fewest points to opposing running backs).

That means trolling the waiver wire. I made a claim for Diontae Johnson for Latavius Murray, and somehow landed him! I don’t know why he was waived to begin with, he appears to be the #1 receiver for the Steelers. I know Big Ben isn’t what he used to be, but he’s not totally useless. Not for nothing, but he strikes me as a guy worth keeping around long term, should I need to bolster my roster by trading one of my other quality receivers. In the short-term, it looks like Johnson is set to return from injury this week, so I’ll happily slot him in my flex spot and hang onto him as insurance.

Here is my tentative lineup so far:

  • Jimmy Garoppolo (QB) vs. SEA
  • Justin Fields (QB) vs. DET
  • D.K. Metcalf (WR) @ SF
  • CeeDee Lamb (WR) vs. CAR
  • Ezekiel Elliott (RB) vs. CAR
  • Clyde Edwards-Helaire (RB) @ PHI
  • Noah Fant (TE) vs. BAL
  • Diontae Johnson (WR) @ GB
  • Justin Tucker (K) @ DEN
  • L.A. Rams (DEF) vs. ARI

Jimmy G is a good matchup regardless! I’m rolling with Fields until I see a clear-cut great opponent for Jameis Winston (the Giants can be frisky), or until Fields is benched. This time, I have no choice but to start CEH; he had a solid game last week, so that’s encouraging. Baltimore gives up the most points to opposing tight ends, so maybe THIS is the week Noah Fant busts out for a huge game? Justin Tucker, my MVP, is in the Mile High Stadium, so maybe he’ll hit it from 70 yards this time! Of course, his NFL record-setting field goal was still only worth a measly 5 points (there needs to be a rule change, 60+ yard FGs = 6 points), so what’s the point? I don’t love the Rams against that high-octane Cardinals offense, but I like the Rams just enough to not stream anyone else.

Toot Cannons is looking at the following:

  • Kyler Murray (QB) @ LAR
  • Carson Wentz (QB) @ MIA
  • Justin Jefferson (WR) vs. CLE
  • Mike Williams (WR) vs. LV
  • Saquon Barkley (RB) @ NO
  • Najee Harris (RB) @ GB
  • Darren Waller (TE) @ LAC
  • Nyheim Hines (RB) @ MIA
  • Harrison Butker (K) @ PHI
  • Denver (DEF) vs. BAL

This is an elite squad! Except for the second QB spot. I would need bad games out of multiple studs to even compete. It’s not looking great.

Splinter League Round-Up!

BUCK FUTTER racked up the most points in the Splinter League to crush Chubby Dumplings! Stafford & Rodgers, Godwin & Evans, Kamara & Harris, even Mark Andrews got into the mix. And, I made a last-minute addition of Alexander Mattison, who dominated the Seahawks in Minnesota. That moves me up to fourth place with a 2-1 record, with the third-most total points. That’s after starting out with the fewest points in week one! The juggernaut is moving, and the rest of the Splinter League better watch out! This week, I used my #2 waiver priority to nab Chuba Hubbard. Even though he’s not a long-term option, he might be a good one to stash on my bench. He’s also slated to start this week and get a bunch of carries (which helps, with Tee Higgins out with injury yet again, and Mattison likely to go back to his backup role).

The Mariners Are Doing Everything They Can To Stay In This Wild Card Race

This has been the most fun Mariners team I can remember since we last made the postseason. That’s not hyperbole. That’s not recency bias. As I’ve mentioned recently, there was a Mariners team that got to within a single game of the wild card within the last decade; this Mariners team could just as easily fall apart over the final three games and finish further behind that team (at least, in the standings). But, what they’ve done over the last couple of weeks – indeed, across the entire month of September, where they’re 18-8 – is truly remarkable.

Unlike most every other Mariners team you think about, this one is faced with adversity and is stepping up to the challenge. This isn’t the Same Old Mariners; this is a Brand New Mariners! There have been mediocre Mariners teams who’ve dug themselves a deep hole, then went on a hot streak to start to climb back out of it. But, as soon as the spotlight shone on those teams, they would wilt under the pressure; they were – for lack of a better phrase (because it is literally the perfect phrase, and applies to all of sports) – who we thought they were.

The 2021 Mariners are decidedly NOT who we thought they were! Don’t get me wrong, because they do have their problems. You don’t accrue a -48 run differential without problems. That’s not to say good teams don’t get blown out once in a while, but they generally don’t get blown out as regularly as the Mariners have been blown out this season. Granted, we’ve seen less and less of that as the year has gone on, which points to the brighter future we’ve all been clamoring for.

What’s been great about the Mariners is what we’ve seen since the start of the last road trip. When our backs were against the wall, this team came out fighting. The Mariners have lost two games in that span (winning 11). Yes, this team will lose in frustrating ways; yes, this team will get blown out on a fairly regular basis. But, this team always bounces back and rights the ship before things get swallowed up by Davy Jones’ Locker.

What’s also been great about the Mariners is their utter DOMINANCE of the Oakland A’s. Are you shitting me?! How fucking fun has THIS been?!

This week’s sweep makes it 12 wins in a row as we head into next year. 15-4 on the season. And, with yesterday’s win, we officially knocked them out of the playoffs.

The whole 3-game series this week was fun. Monday’s 13-4 victory started off pretty awful, with Chris Flexen giving up a wall-scraper of a 3-run homer in the first to put the M’s in a potentially-early grave. To our credit, though, Ty France hit an RBI single in the third, and Luis Torrens might’ve had the biggest hit in the game with a 2-RBI single later that same inning to tie it up. Flexen didn’t have that good stuff in this one, as he gave up another run in the fourth (he finished five innings, giving up those four runs, but it wasn’t the usual crisp, efficient game we’ve come to expect from him). But, the offense more than picked up the slack. I know the offense has been super clutch, but it’s about time they made things easy on this pitching staff with a good old fashioned blowout on the positive side.

We went with Sadler in the sixth – when the game was still within reach of a collapse – but then got to use the D-Squad to eat up the last three innings and save our studs. Crawford went 3/5 with 3 runs and an RBI. France went 4/4 with 3 runs and 4 RBI. Haniger hit two 3-run homers to put this game to bed! Torrens had 2 hits, Kelenic had 2 hits and 2 runs, Murphy had 2 runs, Dylan Moore chipped in with a hit, a walk, and a run. Nice day all around, but especially because it was a comeback victory (emphasis on the victory part). That game could’ve gone sideways in a hurry, but this team wouldn’t let it.

The next two wins were much more Mariners-like, both with a score of 4-2.

Tuesday’s game has entirely shifted my perspective of Tyler Anderson. I ripped him a little bit after that meltdown against the Angels, and was kinda ready to write him off. But, now I’m rethinking my stance on bringing him back! To set the stage, he could only manage 2 innings against the Angels on Saturday, but he threw only 54 pitches in that game. His next start was supposed to be Friday against the Angels, and I could squint and maybe see him bouncing back improbably against the same team that just thrashed him a week prior. But, it was always a shame he wasn’t set to get a start against the A’s, because I feel like that lineup is more his speed.

As it turns out – with Tuesday set to be his “throw day” (all starters have days where they throw in between starts, for reasons that elude me, but I’m sure there’s a good explanation out there on the Internet somewhere) – so the team and Anderson came to an agreement that he’d just make a spot-start in lieu of his off-field work. Matt Brash was also called up that day – because regardless, Kikuchi has been struggling too much of late to be trusted in such a high-leverage situation as a playoff chase – but it makes more sense to NOT start a AA prospect making his first-ever appearance in the Major Leagues, and hold him in reserve in case we need to eat up innings should disaster strike.

But, man, Tyler Anderson was fucking nails! He threw 46 pitches, but lasted 4 full innings, just giving up a solo homer in the 4th. In total, he only gave up 2 hits and 0 walks, while striking out 2. Just a HUGE game from a guy who really stepped up and put it all out there on the line. I know the point has been made elsewhere, but that’s a huge deal for someone who will be a free agent at the end of this season, looking for his first career big payday. At the same point, teams are going to see that and know he’s a team-first kind of guy, even with a team he just joined a couple months ago. That should be worth a few sheckles, I would think. I know I’m now more willing to bring him back on the right deal. I don’t know what that is, exactly, but it’s like porn, you know it when you see it.

From there, we had the entirety of the A-Squad Bullpen (plus Misiewicz, who did manage to get two outs before two hits got him pulled). Casey Sadler got 4 outs, Diego Castillo got 2, Paul Sewald got 4, and Drew Steckenrider got the save in the ninth.

Meanwhile, Jake Fraley hit a 2-run double in the bottom of the fourth – right after Anderson gave up the homer – to take the lead. Tom Murphy hit an RBI single to make it 3-1. And, after Castillo gave up a run to make it 3-2, Haniger hit a solo bomb in the bottom of the seventh to give us a bit of insurance. Also, not for nothing, but Crawford and Torrens both had multi-hit games again.

My friends and I couldn’t take it anymore, so we had to go to the game last night. We’re all busy this weekend, so really this was our last opportunity to see the Mariners in person (unless, God forbid, we actually make the ALDS). With a team this special, getting to witness them in person, in the thick of a wild card chase, you just have to be there and experience the electricity for yourself! There’s nothing like it. I don’t remember getting to go to a lot of games in 2001; I was a poor college kid at the time. I got to go to one game in 1997 where we clinched either the division or a playoff berth, and that was one of my favorite live sporting events in my entire life (the Kingdome rocked like I’d never heard it before).

This wasn’t that, but it was still pretty fun. Hard to generate a huge crowd for a cold Wednesday night in late September, but I read we had about 5,000 more people there than expected (17K up from 12K?). The product on the field didn’t disappoint, anyway!

Logan Gilbert was rolling, lasting 5.2 innings, giving up 1 run on 3 hits and 2 walks, with 4 strikeouts. Joe Smith got him out of the minor jam in the sixth (when Logan gave up that run on a solo homer to right), just in time for the M’s to get a go-ahead 2-run double from Jarred Kelenic. Castillo gave it right back with a solo homer to tie it, but we manufactured a run in the bottom of the seventh to re-take the lead, with Abraham Toro hitting an insurance homer in the eighth to salt it away. Sewald once again took care of business in the eighth, and Steckenrider got the save in the ninth.

It’s one thing to deal the final blow to the A’s playoff hopes, but really the Mariners EXCLUSIVELY prevented them from earning a wild card spot, with the way we’ve handled them all year. They thought they were big shots early in the season – and talked shit about us accordingly – but we took it personally (to quote Michael Jordan) and opted to rip out their hearts. Considering all the times they’ve done that very same thing to us over the years, I’ve never felt more gratified. I need a cigarette right now!

89-70. Three games left, against the Angels this weekend. We are a half game behind the Red Sox (unfortunately in the loss column, so we still need a little more help). We’re also a half game ahead of the Blue Jays, and 1.5 games behind the Yankees for the first wild card spot. All three of those teams have four games remaining.

But, as usual, it’s all about the Mariners first and foremost. We MUST sweep the Angels to have a shot. In essence – as has been pointed out by Scott Servais and elsewhere – we’re already watching playoff baseball in Seattle, because these have ALL been must-win games. And, to their credit, the Mariners are performing their very best when they absolutely have to.

The Seahawks Have A Lot Of Good Players, But Are Not A Good Team

You don’t need me to run down the list of Seahawks players you know and love. There are current and former Pro Bowlers up and down this roster. But, this is somehow a shit team.

It’s not even a chemistry thing, necessarily (though, I’m sure there are a lot of disgruntled people in that organization, thanks to this 1-2 start). I just think the collective of players aren’t conducive to winning a lot of football games. This certainly isn’t a championship squad!

I don’t know who deserves what percentage of the blame; I’m just going to start going through the entire Seahawks organization.

You have to start with Pete Carroll. He’s 70 years old, and he’s clinging to this quarterback and this roster as his final hurrah. Even though age is just a construct, and he’s as active and sharp as ever, all you hear about is how he doesn’t want to endure another rebuild. Maybe that’s just the blatherings of know-nothing NFL pundits, or maybe where there’s smoke there’s fire. Feels a little smoky to me. Which, if true, would lead to him making moves that aren’t necessarily in the best interests of this organization long-term. Like giving in to veterans in the final year of their respective deals, paying them extra and getting nothing in return. Has Pete Carroll lost the locker room? With Wilson’s media antics over the offseason, I think it’s fair to say that may be the case.

Let’s go to Russell Wilson next, because you’re looking at an empty start to this season for a guy who has the highest passer rating in the NFL. 895 yards (8th in the NFL), 10.4 yards per attempt (1st) and the aforementioned 133.6 passer rating, with 7 TDs and 0 INTs. But, you know what I see? I see someone padding out his stats. I see someone who is continuing to hunt exclusively for deep balls to get more highlights shown to the national audience. I see someone who has been in range of a Hail Mary opportunity for two consecutive weeks, yet checks down for a meaningless long gain as the clock expires to make his numbers look better, rather than chance throwing a meaningless interception. I understand that those are not high-percentage plays; almost certainly they would fall incomplete. But, what’s the harm in trying? The check-down is GUARANTEED to fail; at least there’s a small percentage chance of success. You’ve seen all the Aaron Rodgers throws; you saw Kyler Murray against the Bills last year.

I’m not saying I want Wilson to take crazy chances like he started to do at times last year; I’m just saying I want him to run the fucking offense he demanded all along. HE wanted us to bring in Shane Waldron. Shane Waldron has looked okay so far in calling plays. But, Wilson is going fucking rogue.

The offensive line was a disaster against the Vikings, I’ll give you that. But, when you see them struggle to protect, you know what you’re supposed to do? Start checking down and throwing quick (outside of Hail Mary situations, of course)! You don’t continue to try to launch deep balls! I put that squarely on Russell Wilson. Do you see how Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers perform in the face of pressure like that? They can’t wait to get the ball out of their hands! Wilson, your biggest complaint this past offseason was getting hit too much; do you see AT ALL your part in this?!

The longer this season goes along, and the more the Seahawks continue to look like shit in entire halves of ballgames, the more I’m over Russell Wilson. Fuck it, man. He doesn’t want to be here; you can see it in the way he plays. If he doesn’t want to be here, I don’t want to be forced to watch a slowed-down version of a guy who refuses to get rid of the ball on time, and also can’t manage to scramble his way out of trouble.

Up next: Ken Norton needs to be fired. He needs to be unemployed, and he needs to get as far away from this Seahawks defense as possible. He’s not a defensive coordinator, period. If Pete Carroll wants someone to run the Pete Carroll defense, then Pete Carroll needs to fucking start calling the plays.

I’m very glad the Seahawks didn’t do anything crazy with Bobby Wagner’s deal to try to free up some more money, because there’s no reason to take on his $20 million cap hit next year. The only cause for concern is the fact that Pete Carroll will probably still be here, and he won’t want to move on. But, this team needs a rebuild from top to bottom, and one major renovation piece is to get rid of old, dead weight. We need to get young, fast, and hungry at linebacker. I don’t need Bobby Wagner preaching on a pulpit at his weekly press conferences talking about whatever book he just read; I need him to make some fucking impact plays on defense!

Use the money he’s due to shore up the secondary, because everyone back there can go as far as I’m concerned. Just make Jamal Adams a strongside linebacker already and get it over with! He can’t cover for shit! Quandre Diggs isn’t Earl Thomas; he’s more of a Right Place At The Right Time sort of impact player. The cornerbacks are atrocious; we need a full tear-down at that position (starting with Tre Flowers, this week).

I’m sick of this team, I guess is my point. I’m sick of watching a team struggle just to make it to the Wild Card Round every fucking year. We wasted our dynasty opportunity a decade ago, and the consequence has been late-round draft picks year after year after year. I’d rather this team just bottom out, except – of course – we traded away our first rounder next year to the fucking Jets!

Which means I’m stuck with this team. Fucking great.

The Seahawks are who we thought they were. They’ll probably beat the bad-to-mediocre teams (unless those teams happen to play killer defense), and they’ll probably lose to the good teams. If there are enough bad-to-mediocre teams on our schedule, then we’ll contend for a wild card spot. But, even if we get that far, we’re destined to lose early in the playoffs yet again, before we run it all back again next year for some reason.

God I hate sports.

My Football Teams Disgust Me, So I’m Writing About The Mariners Today

Well, it wasn’t the ideal scenario for the Mariners over the weekend, but it’s hard to be perfect all the time, even when you really NEED to be perfect. After looking totally inept on Saturday, I was thoroughly impressed with how we bounced back on Sunday, especially with Shohei Ohtani on the mound, but we’ll get to that in a minute.

Before we dive in, it’s nice to take a bigger picture look at what just happened. The Mariners were left for dead after the Red Sox series. Really, that entire homestand was a disaster, when you factor losing 2/3 to the Diamondbacks into the equation. But, we hit the road against three teams and won 8 out of 10! Outstanding!

After the 4-game sweep down in Oakland, I can understand being a little disappointed in only taking 2/3 to the Angels this weekend. But, even though they’re injury-depleted, and their pitching has been suspect, there’s still some talent in that dugout that can do some damage. Getting off on the right foot was imperative, and to their credit, the Mariners succeeded on Friday.

Logan Gilbert got the start and cruised through the first five innings. With his pitch count in pretty good shape, and with the bullpen severely overworked from the series with the A’s, it would’ve been nice to see him squeeze out a sixth inning, but that was not to be. After getting the leadoff man out, he gave up a single and then walked his final batter in an at-bat that is somehow still going on. Joe Smith came in to clean up the mess, but gave up an RBI single and sac fly beforehand.

That turned a 4-2 lead into a tie ballgame. We manufactured a couple of runs in the top of the seventh though – giving one back in the bottom half – and that was the ballgame. A nice and tidy 6-5 victory, with Steckenrider and Sewald getting the last 2.1 innings for the hold and save.

Ty France loomed large in this one, going 2 for 4 with 3 RBI. Mitch Haniger went 1 for 3 with 2 RBI, and Luis Torrens went 2 for 4 with an RBI. Ohtani loomed large in all three games, but we contained him in this one. By which I mean he went 0 for 1 with 4 walks (2 of them intentional).

Saturday’s game was a 14-1 laugher. But, you know, I wasn’t laughing. Tyler Anderson had all of Seattle’s praise after his game down in Oakland, but this is also what he’s capable of! 2 innings, 9 runs on 9 hits, 1 walk, and 0 strikeouts. He’s not an ace! He’s an okay, middle-of-the-road starter with mediocre stuff. To expect this guy to be worth upwards of $15 million a year is insane; guys like him are a dime a dozen! That’s why we were able to trade for him for practically nothing. It’s games like these that lead me to say I don’t think the Mariners need to break the bank to extend him longterm. Especially when he’s been an N.L. pitcher his entire career; the more the A.L. gets a look at him, the more he’ll be exposed as the mediocre starter that he is. The Mariners need to go out and get a bona fide ace! Spend money on THAT guy, whoever he is!

I’m so not interested in talking about this game, other than to point out that Justus Sheffield was asked to help mop up some innings; he went 1 inning and gave up 3 more runs in the process. He walked 5 guys and needed 34 pitches just to do that. What the hell are we supposed to do with him?! Does he have options? Can we start him in Tacoma next year? He’s clearly a junkballer, and not even a move to the bullpen has seen any uptick in his MPH. At this point, maybe we can just cut our losses and hope some other team sees something in him. I wouldn’t expect a significant return, but maybe we can tack him onto some REAL prospects in deal.

Oh, and before I forget, Ohtani went 2 for 3 with 2 triples, 2 walks, 3 runs, and 3 RBI. But, then again, just about everyone for the Angels had a good game in this one.

That left me feeling pretty grim about our chances on Sunday, especially with Ohtani on the mound. He certainly failed to disappoint, which in turn greatly disappointed me! He went 7 innings, giving up 5 hits and striking out 10. But, one of those hits was a Jarred Kelenic solo homer in the 7th! Why is that important? Because Marco Gonzales bowed up in this one, also going 7 innings and giving up just the 1 run (a solo homer in the 2nd). He was almost as impressive, since he held the Angels to 3 hits and 3 walks, while striking out 5 (including holding Ohtani to a 1 for 3 day).

We busted out with a significant rally in the eighth inning – with Ohtani finally out of the game – by scoring 5 runs. Haniger hit a go-ahead RBI single, and Jake Fraley hit a bases loaded/bases-clearing double to make it 5-1. Paul Sewald locked down the bottom half of the eighth, and Diego Castillo finished off the ninth.

So, here’s where we stand: one week left to go! Six games, all at home. Three vs. the Athletics, an off-day on Thursday, and three more vs. the Angels.

We’re 5 games behind the Astros for the division; write that one off, if you haven’t already (you really should’ve written that off about a month ago, if not at the beginning of the season).

The Yankees currently inhabit the top wild card spot, thanks to them sweeping the Red Sox. The Red Sox currently inhabit the second wild card spot, one game behind the Yanks. The Blue Jays are one game behind the Red Sox, the Mariners are two games behind the Red Sox, and the Athletics are three games behind the Red Sox.

That’s what we’re looking at. I’m still not going to go through all of the remaining schedules of the other teams in contention; all you need to know is that the Mariners need to keep winning. The Mariners, indeed, probably need to win out to have a reasonable shot at overtaking the teams they need to overtake.

As far as our rotation, it shakes out pretty favorably: Flexen, Kikuchi/TBD, and Gilbert against the A’s; Anderson, Gonzales, and Flexen against the Angels. There’s a lot of chatter about minor leaguer Matt Brash getting called up to take Kikuchi’s start; he’s been tearing it up this year, so that could be exciting! I can’t imagine he’ll have the longest leash, so I would still expect Kikuchi to make an appearance in that one. I’ll be interested to see how he responds to the demotion.

Here we are, 86-70. It’s crazy that we just need to go 4-2 the rest of the way to get to 90 wins. It’s even crazier that we have a legitimate chance at all to make the postseason! What a time to be alive!

The Mariners Swept The Athletics To Make Things Just Interesting Enough

What a series! We probably need to see three more just like them if we want postseason baseball in Seattle, but damn!

Remember that one year recently when the M’s were just a single game out of the second wild card spot? Would it shock you to know that was back in 2014? For some reason, I thought it was in 2018 – when we won 89 games – but we were a whopping 8 games out that year. Nope, in 2014, we finished one game behind Oakland, thanks to a 4-game winning streak to close out the season. BUT, we were only in that position in the first place because immediately preceeding that 4-game winning streak, we were mired in a 5-game losing slump (two games in Houston, three games in Toronto, the latter notorious for a 1-0 defeat where Taijuan Walker went all 8 innings in the loss, giving up just 4 hits).

That’s more or less the story for a lot of these “contending” Mariners teams over the last 20 years. We dig ourselves such a hole that – even though we’re entertaining and somewhat good, and most importantly, close in the standings – there just isn’t enough at the end to overcome our lack of talent. That appears to be the case here in 2021 as well. With 9 games remaining, we are now just 2 games behind the Yankees for the second wild card spot (with Toronto sandwiched in between, a game back). That’s a tall order to overcome, even though our schedule plays out relatively favorably.

What’s different – we hope – is that these Mariners appear to be the start of something significant. So, even if we fail to make those two games up, there’s still reason for optimism for the near-future of the Seattle Mariners.

And we’re in THIS position because of the 4-game sweep in Oakland! That took us from two games behind them, to two games ahead of them, which you just love to fucking see because fuck the A’s. Even if we don’t make the playoffs, knowing we’re a MAJOR reason why they’re also not in the playoffs will give me all the warmth I need in my heart to carry me over into the 2022 season. FUCK. THE. ATHLETICS.

You don’t work a 4-game sweep in Oakland without some great pitching, and the Mariners had it going all week. Tyler Anderson was up first and got the series off on the right note. 7 innings, 1 run (4 hits, 1 walk, 7 strikeouts). The only blip was Diego Castillo giving up a run in a third of an inning, but Paul Sewald got the remaining five outs to preserve the 4-2 victory.

Offensively, France and Seager got the M’s out to a 3-0 lead in the third, then Seager added an RBI single in the fifth (he had a HUGE series, going 3 for 4 with 3 RBI in this game).

Marco Gonzales kept the party going with a quality start of his own (6 innings, 2 runs), and Sadler, Sewald, and Steckenrider worked clean innings to close it out. We saw an early 1-0 deficit after one inning, but Jake Bauers manufactured a run in the second, and Dylan Moore and J.P. Crawford put up three more runs in the fourth to give us a bit of a cushion. Crawford hit a solo bomb in the ninth for a little added insurance in the 5-2 victory (also, Seager was 2 for 5).

Chris Flexen continued the pitching parade with 7 innings of 1-run ball (3 hits, 2 walks, 8 strikeouts). This time, Castillo worked a clean inning, and Steckenrider got his second save of the series (also sparing us the necessity to pitch Sewald a third straight day).

This 4-1 victory was brought to you by a Kyle Seager solo homer (he finished 3 for 5), a Tom Murphy RBI single, a Ty France solo bomb, and a Luis Torrens insurance sac fly in the seventh.

Finally, the sweep came under heavy scrutiny with Yusei Kikuchi going yesterday. Another 3-inning special where he gave up 3 runs. We got a run back on an Abraham Toro RBI double in the top of the fourth, but Yohan Ramirez gave up a solo bomb in the bottom half to make it 4-1 Oakland.

Ramirez was pulled after a third of an inning, but the much-maligned Anthony Misiewicz got the final two outs of the inning to keep the score right there. Cal Raleigh hit a 2-run bomb in the fifth to make it 4-3, and Mitch Haniger hit a solo bomb to tie it up in the sixth. Not to be outdone, Luis Torrens hit a pinch-hit 2-run home run later in the sixth to make the comeback official.

From there, it was lockdown bullpen time. Joe Smith pitched a perfect inning. Casey Sadler pitched two scoreless innings, Diego Castillo took care of the eighth, and Paul Sewald gave up a relatively harmless solo homer in the ninth before completing the save in the 6-5 victory.

The Mariners are 84-69 now, with three games down in L.A. against the Angels. Then, we return home for our final six games of the regular season (unfortunate, since we REALLY struggle to hit at home). It will probably require some remarkable type of 7-2 finish to secure the wild card spot; at the VERY worst 6-3, but I refuse to play the schedule/matchup game with the other teams in contention.

I’m just going to sit here and enjoy the last week and change of this very entertaining Mariners season. What happens after that will be whatever.

The Seahawks Should Bounce Back Against The Vikings

I like how the big argument in favor of Minnesota this week is, “Ohh, the Vikings are 0-2, but they could easily be 2-0!” Give me a break. They lost in overtime to a bad Bengals team (after having multiple opportunities in said overtime), then they gave up 34 points to a fringe-playoff team in the Cardinals. I’m not impressed.

The Seahawks had to go through a tough little mini-gauntlet of AFC South teams. I think we’re prepared for what the Vikings have to offer.

I don’t see a ton of defense out of either of these teams. This could very well be another one where both teams score in the 30’s with relative ease. How they end up doing it could be pretty interesting.

I fully expect the Seahawks to gear up to stop the run, whatever it takes. Dalvin Cook won’t single-handedly kill us, and if he does, then I think it’s a clear Seahawks defeat. He might rip off a small handful of good runs, but it wouldn’t shock me to see us hold him to under 100 yards. That’s exactly what you want when you play the Vikings: make Kirk Cousins beat you. Of course, he’s got two pretty great receivers in Justin Jefferson and Adam Thielen, but he’s also Kirk Cousins. He’s going to make mistakes here and there. The Seahawks had better take advantage, or it could be a miserable day.

I’ll tell you this much: I just don’t see the Seahawks as a 1-2 team. That feels crazy to me. That also feels like something that could snowball into utter disaster, because the next few weeks’ worth of games doesn’t look any easier now that we’ve seen a small sample from everyone. Niners, Rams, Steelers, and Saints are on deck. If we lose to the Vikings, that means we could lose to anyone; 1-2 could easily be 1-6 if we’re not careful.

I know it sounds almost as crazy to think the Vikings are an 0-3 team, but is it really? They were pretty mediocre last year, and I don’t know that they’ve done anything to improve themselves.

This is a game of two defensive-minded head coaches with pretty mediocre defenses (and pretty elite offenses); on paper it should be another fun one to behold! The Vikings’ pass defense is their real Achilles heel, so this should be another get-right game for Russell Wilson. But, he needs to stay within the confines of the offense. I thought he went a little rogue in the second half against the Titans; truth be told, it seemed like he went rogue the whole game – reverting back to his old ways of only seeking out the deep balls – but it worked in the first half. If he’s not going to abide by the scheme of the guy HE wanted to run the offense, then I don’t know what the fuck we’re doing here. Other than he’s just sabotaging his way out of town, which I suppose is on the table. I wouldn’t think so, given his penchant for winning, but maybe Wilson is playing the long game. If he can sabotage his way out of town, while still making his numbers look good, all the better for whatever team he lands on next.

That unpleasantness aside, I think the Seahawks will win this week. I think last week was a bit of an early-season wake-up call, and we’ll bounce back in a big way against the Vikings. Likely, it’ll be close, and the Seahawks will either need a late score or a late stop to win it. But, I wouldn’t be shocked if we handle the Vikes in a walk-away fashion, up two scores.

I also expect D.K. Metcalf to have something in the realm of 200 yards receiving and 2 or 3 touchdowns. This is a monster game in the making.

Nobody Wants To Hear About My Fantasy Team 2021: A Week 2 Trouncing

This is more in line with what I was expecting out of Snoopy & Prickly Pete, a total and complete drubbing. Last week, I scored the 7th-most points in the league, this week it was the 8th-most (out of 10 teams), and by a considerable margin to boot.

The week was never even competitive, as Hahmez Wah 360 Allstars defeated Snoopy & Prickly Pete 172.80 – 122.50.

For starters, Jameis Winston sucked to the tune of 5.45 points (a far cry from his Week 1 output). Jimmy G did slightly better than what he was supposed to, but obviously not enough to make up for the failure that was Jameis (and the entire Saints offense, but that’s neither here nor there).

On top of which, my skill guys did very little. Ezekiel Elliott and CeeDee Lamb had relatively productive games in a low-scoring affair; Noah Fant got me a TD from the tight end spot; and the Rams’ defense was pretty solid. But, D.K. Metcalf and A.J. Brown both REALLY disappointed in an otherwise high-scoring game, and CEH is who we thought he was, even though he’s getting the lion’s share of the carries in that offense. Miserable.

My opponent didn’t have a crazy day, but none of his guys slumped either. Tyler Lockett, of course, continued his hot start, and Gronk annoyingly got him 2 TDs. But, up and down, his guys just produced for him, and mine did not.

I didn’t bother making any roster moves this week, as there was no real need and no one available who interested me.

I do have an interesting possibility that I’ll have to monitor as the week goes on. Namely: will Andy Dalton return and start for the Bears? Or will Justin Fields get his first career start? I’m telling you right now, if Fields starts, I’m throwing him into my lineup immediately. I tentatively have him in there for Jameis – who is going up against the Patriots. I don’t trust Jameis against a quality defense, especially since his only weapon is a running back, and he’s never been a checkdown artist in his career. The Pats just got 4 picks off of a rookie, but Jameis is Jameis, and turnovers will likely continue to plague him against better competition. I obviously also have Mac Jones as an option, but the Saints’ defense is tough in its own right, and I’d like to see Jones actually throw more than a single TD pass in his professional career before I start using him in fantasy. Fields has higher upside, against a Cleveland defense that can be scored on. I’m not going to guarantee a high output out of him, but based on my limited options, he seems like the best of a bad situation.

Here’s what my lineup is looking like now, at press time:

  • Jimmy Garoppolo (QB) vs. GB
  • Justin Fields (QB) @ CLE
  • D.K. Metcalf (WR) @ MIN
  • A.J. Brown (WR) vs. IND
  • Ezekiel Elliott (RB) vs. PHI
  • Clyde Edwards-Helaire (RB) vs. LAC
  • Noah Fant (TE) vs. NYJ
  • CeeDee Lamb (WR) vs. PHI
  • Justin Tucker (K) @ DET
  • L.A. Rams (DEF) vs. TB

I’m ride-or-die with my 3 WRs again, expecting ANYTIME NOW for Metcalf and Brown to bust out for big games. I’m giving CEH one more week, trying to practice patience with him in the early going. My instinct is to start Ty’Son Williams at Detroit (he at least got 11.3 points against the Chiefs last week, in split duties), but I’d REALLY like to see him establish himself as the unquestioned best RB on the Ravens before I dedicate my fantasy lineup to him. Prognosticators keep saying it’s only a matter of time before CEH busts out with a big game, given the percentage of snaps/carries he gets out of the running back room. I just know as soon as I bench him, he’ll go off, so I might just continue starting him out of spite and see what happens in a throwaway year.

This week, I’m going up against Korky Butchek, who is 1-1 and in 9th place in the league (I am currently in 6th, also with a 1-1 record). He has the lowest point total of everyone in the league at the moment (there’s an unlucky 0-2 team with 14 more points than Korky), so it appears we have a matchup of two rebuilding squads. Here is his projected lineup:

  • Joe Burrow (QB) @ PIT
  • Trevor Lawrence (QB) vs. ARI
  • DeAndre Hopkins (WR) @ JAX
  • D.J. Moore (WR) @ HOU
  • David Montgomery (RB) @ CLE
  • James Robinson (RB) vs. ARI
  • George Kittle (TE) vs. GB
  • DeVonta Smith (WR) @ DAL
  • Ryan Succop (K) @ LAR
  • Indianapolis (DEF) @ TEN

Burrow against the Steelers feels like a tragedy waiting to happen. But, Lawrence should help make up for that in a likely shootout against the Cards. Hopkins will have a HUGE day, and we’ll see about Moore (I think he’s always better than I give him credit for, but who enjoys having a receiver that’s catching balls from Sam Darnold?). Montgomery is just a solid all-around back (and they will likely lean on him heavily if Fields does, indeed, make his first start). Robinson is just not as good as he was last year, but could bust out against a mediocre Cards defense. Kittle is always a strong play, especially in a primetime game. And DeVonta Smith is going up against a bad Cowboys secondary, so watch out. Hard to like his defensive matchup though; we’ll see if Korky opts to stream this week.

I dunno, it’s hard to say what will happen, but I weirdly like my chances. I won’t go guaranteeing a victory or anything, but my team can’t stay in the fucking tank forever, can it? Who knows, maybe it can!

Splinter League Round-Up!

All right, that’s more like it! I had a big, almost-30 point deficit heading into Monday night, when Aaron Rodgers bounced back in a huge way to give me a comfortable 14-point victory. I ended up scoring the second-most points in the league this week, and overall I’m in much better shape going forward. I’m in 6th place, with a 1-1 record, but I’ve got a fairly decent matchup next week.

The real bummer, if I can talk about my third league for a bit: it’s a standard league where I have Aaron Jones. I was left for dead heading into Monday, but he busted out in a HUGE way. Unfortunately, I ended up losing by less than a point, mostly because my Miami kicker got me zero points. Brutal fucking loss.

The Mariners Beat The Royals To Quasi-Hang Around

It wasn’t a sweep – like it needed to be – but there were still some good things to come from this weekend series win.

On Friday, Flexen got the start and went 5.2 innings, giving up 1 run on 6 hits and 2 walks, with 3 strikeouts. He left with the lead and got the win (he’s an impressive 12-6 on the season, with a 3.66 ERA; everything you could’ve asked for from him this season and then some) thanks to the bullpen snapping back into form. 6-2 was the final.

Anyone paying even slight attention to this series came away very encouraged by Jarred Kelenic. He had 2 homers on Friday (2 for 4 with 4 RBI and 2 runs scored). Torrens and Fraley both had good games (2 hits apiece) as did Ty France; you love to see it.

Saturday’s loss had to be the final nail in the coffin for Yusei Kikuchi, if he hasn’t already been buried under six feet of cement. 3 innings, 3 runs on 8 hits, with only 3 strikeouts (and it took him 86 pitches just to do that). I guess kudos to him for not giving up a lot MORE and battling his way through, but that’s just not the type of production you want out of a guy making the kind of money he’s making (not to mention the kind of money he’d be set to receive if we picked up his option). It’s weird that our only All Star will likely be off our roster next year – with the team essentially letting him walk – but it’s looking almost certain to be the case.

The offense did nothing in this one though, as the M’s lost 7-1. Kelenic did have two walks, which is good. And, of course, France had two hits. But, he can’t do literally everything. The D-squad bullpen got us through, giving up 4 runs in 5 innings of work.

Finally, on Sunday, it was the Gilbert and Kelenic show! Logan Gilbert went 7 innings, giving up 1 run on 3 hits. It’s nice to see him picking it back up late in the year, after going through a slump for a while. It’s even nicer to see Kelenic hit his 3rd homer of the series, and 13th on the season (as well as two more doubles); he went 3 for 4 with 3 RBI, 2 runs scored, and chipped in another walk for good measure.

Through the weekend, Kelenic has raised his slash line to .178/.258/.349, and yeah, when you see it, it looks awful. But, at the end of August, it was .151/.236/.272, and at the end of July, it was .119/.201/.200 (not for nothing, but at the end of June, it was .096/.185/.193). It’s steady improvement! He’s not an All Star or anything, but he’s getting better as the season goes along, and I think it’ll be a life-changing experience for him as he heads into 2022. I’m still a Kelenic believer (even though, just to watch him play, he looks like a wildly unpleasant person to be around), so I’ll be expecting pretty great things from him next year, with him a mainstay in the All Star Game starting in 2023.

Not a lot to say about the playoff chase; we ended the weekend 4 games out of the second wild card spot. The A.L. East teams – instead of beating up on each other – are trading off hot streaks. For a while, it was the Yankees, then the Blue Jays came back from the dead, and now the Red Sox are on a roll again. Meanwhile, we get to tangle with the A’s – heading into this series, which started last night, two games back – so that’s mildly interesting. We did get our 80th victory on the season against the Royals, bringing us that much closer to locking in a winning season. I don’t know how many people would’ve predicted that; I’m pretty sure we’ve soared WELL past the over on the projected wins listing heading into this season from Vegas. You gotta like that.

The Seahawks Were Sloppy, Inept; Lost In Overtime To The Titans

I have a very strong belief that 30 points should be enough to win any game in the NFL. If you lose a game where you score 30 points, that means your defense stinks and gave the game away. It’s a very nearly foolproof theory, but here we have the Seahawks losing to the Titans 33-30, and my first instinct is to blame the offense.

Now, don’t get me wrong, the Seahawks’ defense more than helped gift-wrap this game to the Titans; they were as undisciplined as I’ve ever seen them. They gave up 182 yards to Derrick Henry and 347 yards to Ryan Tannehill. Julio Jones had 128 yards receiving and A.J. Brown would’ve had something similar if he wasn’t on my fantasy team and therefore dropping 2 out of every 3 passes thrown his way. They couldn’t cover anyone, they took bad angles, they over-pursued in their pass rush – leaving wide-open cut-back lanes for Henry, as well as large chunks of YAC to him in the screen game. Oh, and they had about a billion stupid penalties to keep Titans’ drives alive, many of them converting third down incompletions into first downs. Late hits to the quarterback, taunting, late hits out of bounds. Just the stupidest fucking infractions that – make no mistake – the Seahawks were 100% guilty of. These are the rules the NFL has decided to put in place. All the players know these are the rules. You can bring your gripes to the NFL’s front office, but the refs on the field did their jobs in enforcing some of these idiotic rules. Some 90 year old white owner doesn’t like it when players yell at each other and show any semblance of emotion, so now we’re stuck in this world (until they finally come to realize no one enjoys the No Fun League and de-emphasize them again).

Anyway, yeah, the Seahawks’ defense could’ve drastically helped themselves by not being fucking knuckleheads. But, I’m sorry, this game is on the offense.

How do you run up a 24-9 halftime lead and lose 33-30? It’s no coincidence that the Titans’ offense exploded for everything in the second half; the Seahawks’ defense was fucking exhausted from being on the field the entire time! Time of Possession is usually a meaningless stat, but the Titans had the ball for 42:33 compared to our 22:42. You’ll take that sort of discrepancy in the first half, when the Seahawks were connecting on big plays and scoring fast touchdowns. But, the second half saw the Seahawks punt the ball on 4 out of 6 possessions (the other two were a quick-strike 68-yard TD pass to Freddie Swain, who got behind the defense somehow on 3rd & 12; and the last possession of the half, that ended because we ran out of time). The Seahawks had one drive in the second half and overtime that went almost 5 minutes (before a punt); every other possession lasted anywhere from 29 seconds to 1:54.

And, in that span, the Titans got stronger on both sides of the ball. Derrick Henry was like tackling a real life rhinoceros. He was never going to be denied when he had the ball in his hands. It’s almost insane that the Titans played for the tie at the end, because there’s no way in hell we could’ve stopped him on a 2-point conversion to win it. That’s why I’m not mad at Jason Myers for missing that extra point in the second half. This outcome was inevitable.

I don’t know, exactly, what the deal was with the offense, either. Clearly, we couldn’t run the ball. That’s a problem. I don’t think it was for want of trying, Carson had 13 carries. But, he only generated 31 yards; so, is that an offensive line issue? Is it a play-calling issue? Is it Russell Wilson having a bad game and making poor decisions? Is it the scheme?

There were a couple of frustrating moments in the first half, but otherwise I thought the offense looked as good as it did a week ago in Indy. Then, it just totally shut down, against a defense who – again – let Freddie Swain beat them for 68 yards!

I figured I’d be more upset by the loss, but to tell the truth I’m more baffled than anything. It’s like someone hit me in the head and I’m left in a daze. I know for a fact I’d be much more angry if this loss came to an NFC West opponent, or one of the other NFC contenders. But, honestly? If you’re going to lose a game, losing one to an AFC opponent isn’t the worst thing in the world. As far as tie-breakers go, it’s relatively harmless. Of course, you can’t have too many of these, because the ultimate tie-breaker is simple Win/Loss record. But, the 2021 Seahawks were never going to go undefeated. If this wakes us up and gets us to perform better and smarter against the teams we really NEED to beat, then I don’t think all hope is lost.

But, if this is foreshadowing a defense that’s going to be totally inept – either because we don’t have the talent to stop high-level offenses, or because we don’t have the coordinator to coach these guys up – and an offense that’s going to go in the tank for long stretches of games, then I guess we’ll all look back at this loss as a bad omen for the season.

My ultimate take-away is that we’re never going to see the Titans again. Their offense was always going to be a bad matchup for us. But, thankfully, no NFC team has a running back like Derrick Henry; as far as running backs go, the only scary one remaining on our schedule is Dalvin Cook next week, and I expect us to be super fired up to shut him down after being so thoroughly embarrassed on the ground this past Sunday. So, it’s not like we have to worry about the Titans competing for a playoff spot with us, or have them looming as a potential post-season opponent (yes, I understand the Super Bowl is a thing that exists, but there’s no way the Titans are making it out of the AFC). On to Minnesota.

Kudos to Lockett (8 for 178 and a TD) and Swain (5 for 95 and a TD). Anti-Kudos to Metcalf (6 for 53 on 11 targets, plus multiple penalties).

Kudos to Bobby Wagner for his 20 tackles, his sack, and his two quarterback hits. Kudos to Al Woods for being an animal in the middle (filling in for Bryan Mone, who was out injured), with 7 tackles and a sack. Kudos to Alton Robinson for his sack and forced fumble, and to Kerry Hyder for recovering that fumble and being a menace in the backfield.

Anti-Kudos to the secondary. Just, all of it. D.J. Reed had an awful taunting penalty. Tre Flowers had his usual miserable game. Quandre Diggs couldn’t contain Henry on his 60-yard touchdown. And Jamal Adams had no positive impact on this game, while negatively impacting it with his own penalties. Fucking sorry effort by the whole lot of ’em.

Also, a weird bad game from our kicking duo. Michael Dickson had at least two punts sail into the endzone, and of course, Myers had that missed extra point that loomed potentially large. I guess there’s a non-zero chance the defense might’ve stopped Henry an inch short of the goalline, or maybe the Titans would’ve run a dumb non-Henry play for the game-tying 2-point conversion had they needed it to force overtime. I dunno.

Lots to work on before next week! Maybe start with the rulebook.

The Seahawks Vs. Titans Game Could Be High Scoring & Fun!

It’s my understanding that the line for this game has swung wildly in the Seahawks’ direction, from somewhere around -3.5, all the way up to -6 or so. There were clearly some questions about the Seahawks that the betting public at least feels were emphatically answered in that victory over Indianapolis. We didn’t know if the Seahawks were good, to be frank, particularly on offense with a new scheme and play-caller. Now we know – or, at least, we THINK we know – that the Seahawks ARE good. Great even! Maybe even a Super Bowl contender; I don’t think you have to squint quite as hard to see that reality coming to fruition.

At the same time, what can you say about the Titans – based on their opening week loss, at home, to the Cardinals – other than they look like a mess? They gave up 6 sacks (and countless other pressures), they were held to 86 rushing yards (Derrick Henry was held to only 58 yards on 17 carries), Ryan Tannehill’s QBR and passer rating were both pretty poor, and their defense – always expected to be a major weakness for them – gave up 38 points and 416 yards. All of this at home! Against an Arizona team most people have as the fourth best in the NFC West.

Now, it’s possible the Cardinals are MUCH better than we all expected, but regardless I think that game reflects more poorly on the Titans than it does positively on the Cards. Most people had the Titans as a playoff team again in 2021, and likely a division winner to boot. But, they looked like neither in that game, and now they have to fly across the country to Seattle and play in front of a 12th Man that hasn’t seen live football in person in quite some time.

So, yeah, given what we saw out of both of those games, and knowing where this game is being played, I think it’s reasonable for the line to move the way it did. The Seahawks SHOULD be a touchdown favorite. If the Titans are as bad as they looked in Week 1, they might lose by 50!

But, I don’t believe the Titans are as bad as they looked, nor do I think the Seahawks have solved all their problems. I still have questions about this team on both sides of the ball, and I’m going to need more than one quality game to have those concerns quelled.

Also, let’s face it, it’s a completely different matchup. The Titans will have had a week to review the tape, identify where things went wrong, and shore up their weaknesses.

I’ll say this: I don’t have a lot of worries about the Seahawks’ offense this week. The Titans are fundamentally flawed on defense; they won’t be able to fix their issues in one week, and likely won’t be able to fix them all year. What they need is to not be the absolute worst. They need to mitigate big plays, get off the field on a reasonable percentage of third downs, and keep the Seahawks somewhere in the 20’s in points. If they somehow find a way to dominate this Seahawks offense, then I think it’ll be fair to panic a little bit, because there’s no way in hell the Titans should limit the Seahawks to under 20 points; in fact, I would expect a minimum of 24 points, with a very legitimate chance to get into the 40’s.

I do think there’s cause for concern about the Seahawks’ defense. There’s no way the Titans are as bad as they looked against Arizona. For starters, the Seahawks don’t have a game-wrecker like Chandler Jones on their defense. Sorry, but I’ll believe it when I see someone single-handedly get 5 sacks in a game. I also highly doubt Derrick Henry is going to be held in check for two straight weeks; that guy is a fucking tank! Not to say I think we’ll give up 200+ yards or anything, but a 100-yard game is easily within the realm of possibility.

Now, it’s possible the Seahawks – as a group – can generate a similar kind of pass rush, but this is where I believe the Titans can improve from week 1 to week 2. I think they can tweak some things with their protection to mitigate that. I don’t believe the Seahawks will get 6 sacks, but could they do something similar to what they did to Carson Wentz and the Colts? Absolutely. The difference is: we’re not going up against Carson Wentz this week. Ryan Tannehill – say what you will – but he’s been playing at a high level since becoming their starter. He’ll still struggle in the face of pressure, but not as badly as Wentz.

That leads us to their receivers. A.J. Brown is a stud, period. And we’re all familiar with what Julio Jones brings to the table. Even though he’s a veteran and past his prime, it’s early enough in the season where he’s not dealing with so many nagging injuries that continue to slow him down. Plus, he’s coming off of a game where he caught 3 balls for 29 yards, and also got called out by the head coach in the press after the game. He’s a proud guy; I think he’ll be playing his ass off to impress his new team in week 2. Thankfully, they no longer have Jonnu Smith, but who knows how they replaced him? It seems like this is an offense that can effectively utilize a tight end when it wants to. But, who cares, because with that 1-2 punch – only topped by the Seahawks and maybe a small handful of other teams in the league – you really don’t need a whole lot beyond them.

The Seahawks’ secondary didn’t really get tested a whole lot against the Colts, for good reason; name one Colts receiver not named T.Y. Hilton (who is on the IR). The cornerbacks WILL be tested against the Titans, and we’ll have a much better idea just how big of a weakness they are for this defense and this team.

I still expect the Seahawks to win this game, but I’m telling you right now, don’t be shocked if the game is a lot closer than it was at the Colts. In fact, don’t be shocked if this game looks like most every other Seahawks game we’ve seen in the Russell Wilson era! I wouldn’t trust the Seahawks to cover a 6-point spread as far as I can throw them. If anything, I like the over 54 points, but that’s a lot of points, and it also wouldn’t surprise me if both offenses struggled to a stalemate in the first half. I mean, even a 28-24 Seahawks victory is still a loser in that over 54-point total.

Why couldn’t it be 31-24, you ask? Well, I suppose it could, but what if the Seahawks’ defense is just as effective as they were last week, and instead this game ends up 31-14?

My point is, probably stay away from betting this game altogether. Unless you like doing a 6-point tease and have another team you’re really in love with.