The Huskies Won The Pac-12, Set To Play Ohio State In The Rose Bowl

What a Pac-12 Championship Game!  Thrills!  Chills!  Spills!  A 10-3 barnburner that I hoped would never end!

I’m only sort of kidding.  I wouldn’t want a game like that to be the only football game I ever watched for the rest of my life, but it’s nice to have a little variety once in a while.  I feel like you see these back-and-forth, high-scoring affairs all the time, but you hardly ever see a real, true defensive battle to the death!

The Huskies were able to move the ball pretty well at times, but a few things were readily apparent from the get-go.  For starters, Coach Pete has zero confidence in his field goal kicker outside of the 20-yard line.  I mean, that’s as much as I’ve ever seen a coach go for it on 4th down, outside of some lunatic who just goes for it every single time!

Also, it was clear Browning was going to throw his patented early interception.  Somehow, the first two were thrown right at defenders who just dropped them, before the actual interception bounced off of Ty Jones’ chest and leg.  I don’t know how to explain it, but it’s like he’s gotta get it out of his system before he can go out there and finish the game.  It’s not like he was TERRIBLE in this one, but Utah’s not gonna make it easy on anyone.

I thought some of the play-calling was REALLY suspect, after a nearly-flawless Apple Cup.  I mean, if you know you’re going to go for it on 4th down on Utah’s side of the field, then why not run it on 3rd & 6 to see if you can get it to a point where you can then run it on 4th & short?  Don’t tell me the offensive coordinator wasn’t aware, because that had to have been in the gameplan going in:  we’re not letting our kicker screw us!  The running game wasn’t anything spectacular – Utah held us to 119 yards on 40 carries – but it was pretty dependable that we were going to get SOMETHING on most every carry.  That’s better than trying to rely on Browning to do the job against a stout front like that.

Ultimately, with the game tied 3-3 late into the 3rd quarter, there were two possible outcomes:  we were either going to blow it, or our defense was going to have to put points on the board.  I had zero trust in the Husky offense coming from behind in this one, and with the way Utah was moving the ball for much of the 3rd quarter, the tide was starting to swell against us.

I really thought I was going to have bought plane tickets to Pasadena for nothing!

Thank God for Byron Murphy!  When he picked off that first one, I literally shouted, “YOU HAVE TO SCORE!”  Had he been tackled even inside the Utah 10-yard line, I have no doubt in my mind we would’ve mucked it up somehow.  As soon as he crossed the goalline – and as soon as it was confirmed there were no flags on the play – I can’t begin to tell you the amount of relief that washed over me.  Up 10-3, with a quarter left to play, this game felt much more in control.

Another pick by Murphy, and one by Jordan Miller on the very next drive, helped seal that deal.  Did I think there was a little missed PI call on that final Utah play?  Oh sure, but I always expect the worst!  I don’t think that necessarily cost them the game; I still think we would’ve prevented them from scoring a touchdown.

That was just a MONSTER defensive performance, from the players on up to the coaches.

And so here we are, going back to the Rose Bowl for the first time since the 2000 season!  This feels good.  More than that, it feels RIGHT!

This is an insane run the Huskies have been on.  Two years ago, in the Peach Bowl against Alabama.  Last year, in the Fiesta Bowl against Penn State.  Now, the Rose Bowl against Ohio State.  All three are premiere bowl games against three premiere college football programs.  Against Bama, we took an early lead, but were pretty well over-matched going forward.  Against Penn State, we were overwhelmed from the jump and made a valiant effort to bring it back to a 1-score game, but ultimately it never felt like we were in EITHER of those games.

Now, we’ve got the Buckeyes.  A 12-1 team some had pegged for the College Football Playoffs.  I’m sure I’ll have some sort of preview in the days leading up to the game, but I just want to start off the bowl season by saying this:  we’ve been in big games before.  This team has played some HUGE schools.  The spotlight, the national stage, should NOT be too much for this group.  You could argue against Bama, we weren’t ready.  You could argue we were still a little raw – particularly on defense – last year in the Fiesta Bowl.  But, this is a game that can be won by the Huskies.  Ohio State has some impressive-looking wins on paper, but I would argue the Big 10 is wildly overrated.  I would argue the Buckeyes themselves are wildly overrated.  Yes, they have talent, but their defense isn’t anything special.  And, if the Husky defense plays like they did against Utah, we should have no trouble slowing their offensive attack.  I would argue we match up better against Ohio State than we do the Utes!

If I’m right, it’s going to be one Happy New Year, as I celebrate at the Rose Bowl with my friends.

The Huskies Won The Apple Cup (Yet Again), Play For The Pac-12 Championship

Sorry Seahawks, but when my team beats the Cougs for the Pac-12 North championship, they get the coveted Monday post!

So yeah, no, I didn’t have a ton of confidence in the Huskies last Friday.  We’ve looked pretty stagnant most of the year – particularly on offense – and we’ve lost a couple games we had no business losing.  Auburn stinks, and that ends up going down as just a painfully bad loss.  Oregon is mediocre at best and that game was absolutely within our grasp.  And I’ll never understand what happened at Cal, but holy hell was that a miserable day.  It all sort of boils down to a senior quarterback never progressing beyond his sophomore year, and a championship-contending team breaking in new play-callers on offense and defense.  Just a fundamental breakdown on all levels.

Meanwhile, there were the Cougars, one loss on the year at USC that probably shouldn’t have been a loss.  Sure, they played nothing but cupcakes in the non-conference slate, but at every turn where the Cougs normally Coug it up, instead they found ways to win.  They endured Utah (which is all you can ever really do with Utah, be it the college football team or the state and its peoples), they dominated Oregon with the light of the nation shining down upon them, then they followed that up with a powerful road win against Stanford.  They took care of business against Cal, that game at Colorado could’ve been a prime Couging opportunity (but instead they won so bad the Buffs fired their head coach), and they destroyed the Wildcats to put themselves in a VERY outside chance of cracking the Top 4.  I still believe that even if the Cougars had won the Apple Cup – even if they’d crushed us – Ohio State would still leap over them in the next rankings, but we’ll never know.  The point is, the fact that the Cougars were so close to the ultimate glory really says a lot about this year’s team.

I know that the Huskies are the HUSKIES and the Cougars are our little buddy or whatever, but if there was ever a year where the David might slay the Goliath, I thought this might be the year.  I’ll admit it, I bought into the hype.  If I was a Coug fan, I ABSOLUTELY would be one of those yahoos wearing the fake Gardner Minshew moustache.  That guy just seems like everything Luke Falk wasn’t:  a guy who could put it all together in a big game.

And we made him look like the Checkdowningest Charlie I’ve ever seen!  26/35 for a measly 152, with 0 TDs and 2 INTs.  What a breathtaking defensive performance, by an elite unit and from again, a first-year defensive play-caller in Jimmy Lake!

The Cougar running backs were their best players – James Williams scored both of their TDs and averaged 5.9 yards per rush – but since it’s a Mike Leach offense, of course their backs only rushed a combined 16 times!  Between JW and Max Borghi, they combined (rushing and receiving) for 164 out of 237 yards of total offense.  They led the team in receptions with 7 apiece, and yet I would argue they were still underutilized!  Mostly because there was probably another 100 yards of rushing they left on the field, but still.  I agree with the primary sentiment coming out of this game:  I hope Mike Leach never leaves!

For the Huskies, it was absolutely the Myles Gaskin show.  27 carries for 170 yards and 3 TDs.  I am SO going to miss this kid, it’s not even funny.  He is everything you could ever want out of a running back.  4 straight 1,000-yard seasons.  I mean, just the fact that he stayed for his senior year says a lot.  What a true, hall of fame Washington Husky!  I mean, I’m ready to retire his number and hang his jersey right now!  Do we even do that?  I dunno, but we should!  And we should start with #9.

Hunter Bryant came alive for 108 yards and a TD on 3 receptions.  After a miserable, injury-riddled season, it’s nice to see him finish with a flourish.  We’ll need him next week and beyond as well, so it’s good to get him into the flow of the offense while we still have him.

Andre Baccellia was, I thought, an under-the-radar MVP of this game.  He doesn’t get the pub of a lot of guys in this offense, but he had 5 catches for 89 yards, and they were all seemingly in huge situations!  I like where this receiver group is at for next year, I’ll tell you that much.

On the defensive side of the ball, I’m starting with Greg Gaines, who was a manimal in the middle.  He ended up with a sack and a few tackles, but he was impactful all night.

Joe Tryon was a name I didn’t recognize, but he had a sack and looked to create a lot of pressure off the end.  If he’s someone we can count on next year, that would really be something.

Finally, BBK, Taylor Rapp, and the rest of that Death Row squad, I can’t wait for you guys to tear shit up at the next level (but, if a few of you underclassmen wanted to stay one more year, I’d love you all the more).

All told, it added up to a snowy 28 to 15 victory in Pullman.  That’s a game I won’t soon forget!

Now it’s on to Santa Clara, where we have a date with the Utah Utes.  Recall we beat them 21-7 in Utah in week 3.  It’s been a long time since that one, and I don’t think things have gotten any easier.  They ended up 9-3, losing to both Washington schools as well as at ASU.  They’re on a 7-1 streak though, and came out of a poor Pac-12 South pretty easily.

Washington lucked out, in that we had an extra day to prepare for them, as they had already locked up the South and had a game against BYU on Saturday.  Considering the Pac-12 Championship Game is on Friday at 5pm for some reason (I guess the Pac-12 doesn’t like eyeballs on their marquee football teams), I’d say we have a marginal edge.

I think the Huskies SHOULD win, but obviously nothing is a given with this team.  Utah and Washington have the two best defenses by a mile in this conference, so I wouldn’t expect a ton of points.  Being clean on special teams is going to be paramount.  Ultimately, it’ll come down to a few big plays, and it’ll come down to which teams make those big plays.  Expect a frustrating, early bone-headed interception by senior quarterback Jake Browning (or, maybe just to fuck with our minds, a LATE bone-headed interception).  But, hopefully we can get Gaskin going and overcome.

I’ll predict a 22-21 Husky victory, as we go for 2 to play for the Rose Bowl at the end of the game.

The Huskies Get A Nice Little Mini-Vacation After A Hard-Fought Win Over Stanford

All I really know about the Husky game on Saturday was that it was an absolutely perfect day from start to finish.

Well, that might be pushing it.  I was pretty severely hungover from a Friday night blitzkrieg with my dad and brother, but I wasn’t about to let that stop me from getting up at around 8am, getting a couple of sausage biscuits and hashbrowns from McDonald’s, and willing myself to Seattle from Tacoma for the big day.

We set up our tailgate under the covers at the Padelford lot to protect against the rain, and the Bud Lights were cracked open I want to say before noon.  I had a better-than-average day at the beer pong table, enjoyed one more frosty beverage on our walk to the stadium, and at halftime even managed to take down a couple more at whatever beer garden they have just next to The Zone.  Did we miss some of the third quarter?  Hell, shit happens.

Do I remember much of what happened at the game?  Not totally.  I know this:  Myles Gaskin is a total boss and this team needs him active and doing his thing more than anyone wants to admit.

The Huskies tore it up early, taking a 21-0 lead into halftime before holding on to a 27-23 victory.  Gaskin had 148 yards and a touchdown on a whopping 28 carries, as this team apparently has some really serious concerns at the position heading into next year.  No one else did ANYTHING on the ground in this game, or really much at all this season.

Browning had a nice bounce-back game, albeit pretty nondescript.  194 yards and a touchdown, but more importantly, no real back-breaking mistakes.

The most important thing is just getting the victory.  The Huskies are 7-3 overall, and 5-2 in conference play, putting us right in line for a spot at the Rose Bowl.  We get a much-needed BYE this week before a home game against the Beavers (meaning we get a much-needed 2 BYE weeks in a row).  That should hopefully rest us up for a showdown for the Pac-12 North title against the Cougars in Pullman.  That game will be hyped up like you won’t believe!

The Cougs, to their credit, have done what needs to be done.  They’re 8-1 overall, 5-1 in conference.  They go to Colorado this week, then host Arizona next week.  I haven’t done the tie-breaking, but they could conceivably lose both of those games and still have a shot at the Pac-12 Championship game by winning the Apple Cup (as they should hold the tie-breaker over the Huskies, Cardinal, and Ducks in that scenario).  So, it’s a little weird that there’s so many meaningless games between now and Thanksgiving, but that’s the world we’re living in, I guess.

Right now, my plan is to enjoy the BYE week with a little drunken movie night with friends.  I think we’ve all earned a little rest from worrying about the constant rollercoaster that is this Husky football season.

The Huskies Lost To Cal And Somehow Still Have A Chance To Make The Rose Bowl

It’s Win Out Or Bust.  That’s what we’re looking at right now.  And, if I were a betting man, I’d put all my money on Bust.

I didn’t watch a single second of that game on Saturday.  I spent half the day at a friend’s house playing a board game called Terraforming Mars, which was fun and complicated and probably not something you want to be hammered for when you’re first learning how to play.  After that, we rented the movie Mandy on demand.  Those things probably aren’t in everyone’s wheelhouse, but they’re squarely in the middle of mine.  Even if you hate board games and insane Nicolas Cage movies where he’s on a kill-crazy rampage for the last hour, they’d both be preferable than what the Huskies were offering over the weekend.

I did follow along on Twitter, so I had a pretty good idea of what was going on.  The Huskies scored on their first drive of the game and then did jack shit after that.  The drives went:

  • Interception
  • Punt
  • Punt
  • Downs
  • Punt

At that point, the Huskies pulled Jake Browning for Jake Haener and I thought, “Here we go.”  Now, as I said before, I didn’t watch a lick of this game (I DVR’d it, but once I knew we lost, I went home and immediately deleted it), so I couldn’t tell you how the offense looked.  But, I think I can understand.  Given what was still at stake, my first choice would’ve been to let Browning stay in there and try to work through whatever it was he was working through.

However, my second choice would’ve been – if you’re going to pull Browning for Haener – just let Haener finish the job!

Now, obviously hindsight is 20/20, and you see what happened:  Haener’s first drive resulted in a pick-six, to allow Cal to go up 12-7 (they missed the 2-point conversion).  So, that was a disaster, and if they’d let Browning play the entire game, my hunch is the Huskies would’ve won that game.  There were still a lot of variables left to play out, and for all I know Browning would’ve done the same thing and threw a pick-six of his own, but that’s just how I feel.  I think the coaching staff uncharacteristically freaked out and made a poor decision and it cost us the game.

At which point, Coach Pete should’ve just owned it.  He let Haener start the next drive, which resulted in a punt, and after that Browning was back in the game.  I have another hunch that’s probably wrong, but I’m gonna tell it to you anyway:  I think if we would’ve left Haener in there, he would’ve eventually calmed down and driven the Huskies down the field on our final possession to score the game-winning touchdown.

I wish I had whatever Infinity Stone that allows you to turn back time so I could witness all of these different theories in practice, but that’s neither here nor there.

In the world we’re all living in, the end result is that the Huskies lost.  We’re out of the Top 25 rankings (which we absolutely deserve) and I don’t know what to think.

This week, we host Stanford at 6pm on the Pac-12 Network.  It’s our punishment for being two worthless teams who lost games they should’ve won.  The Cougs did the impossible by going down to Stanford and beating them 41-38, so now THEY’RE in the driver’s seat.  But, Washington still has shotgun.

It starts with somehow finding a way to bounce back and beating Stanford this weekend.  Then, we get two weeks to prepare for a home game against the Beavs.  After we destroy them, we have to somehow go into Pullman and rip the hearts out of the chests of every Coug fan in the world.

I’m not saying we CAN’T do it, but it sure seems like a longshot.  It’s fortunate for us that the Ducks lost again over the weekend to make all this possible, but losing to Cal definitely makes me start to think our shit stinks a little bit more than it did earlier this season.  My confidence is at a 4-year low for this program.  I can’t help but feel rattled that these last two years have been complete and total disappointments and I’m starting to worry about my longterm outlook on this Jake Browning era.

A little success is a funny thing.  It doesn’t scratch the itch you think it’s going to.  Rather, it just makes you hungrier and hungrier for more and more success.  Sports are weird.

The Huskies Climbed Back Into Rose Bowl Contention

I love Seahawks BYE weeks, if for no other reason than my beloved Dawgs get to enjoy the Monday spot on my blog.

It was a nice, if sloppy, bounce-back win for the Huskies, as they took care of business against a clearly-inferior opponent.  There were still enough cracks in our own team – on both sides of the ball – to be concerned going forward.  But, this is obviously a win we needed to have, and it keeps hope alive for at least one more week.

My day started out in Seattle bright and early.  There wasn’t any tailgating this week, so I met up at a buddy’s apartment for some pre-game IPA’s before we hit up the light rail to the stadium.  I’m just gonna say this about that:  whoever designed the University of Washington station did SUCH a pisspoor job of designing it.  They need, easily, like 4 more escalator bays; even if they’re not always open and running every day of the week, at least for gamedays.  They didn’t account for the crowds that would 1) show up for Husky football games and 2) use the light rail to get there.  But, it’s a fucking mess.  They can’t let too many people use the too-few escalators at once, otherwise they’ll break down.  So, there are HUGE lines going both up (pre-game) and down (post-game).  And, for whatever reason, they won’t open up the stairwells for fit people with functioning legs to walk up, because they don’t have enough security?  What the shit is that?  Do they think the stairwells are just going to be a kill-crazy free-for-all?  Are Seattleites running a Purge just in the UW lightrail station stairwells?  And, particularly for post-game, would it kill them to put additional cars on these trains to get us out of there in a timely fashion?  As it is, they’re doing the best they can, but they weren’t exactly supplied with all the resources they needed to make this a seamless transition.  You’re hoping that the people will use these modes of transportation to get to places … well, it needs to be a better experience if you want us to CONTINUE using these trains!

Anyway, after that first world problem was somehow conquered, my friends and I were in need of alcohol to soothe our jangled nerves.  Luckily, Husky Stadium now sells alcohol, albeit in certain specific locations.  The Zone is dead to me now, as you apparently need to buy a pass just to get into the area where you buy more food and alcohol.  Any way they can nickel and dime the fans, I suppose.  So, we went to this little beer garden inside the stadium; I guess it’s called Off Leash?  Some kind of play on the whole dawg theme?  Like, dogs take off their leashes and get plastered?

Long story short, we missed most of the first quarter (I wouldn’t say we were missing it, Bob).  The Huskies got the ball first, punted, and Colorado promptly went down and scored, making it 7-0 and making it look easy.  The Huskies finally got their shit together, and had a 14-13 lead heading into halftime.

The defense totally took over the game in the second half, as Colorado didn’t score the rest of the game.  But, the offense struggled to really put them away until late in the contest, finally prevailing 27-13.  Nevertheless, we failed to cover the 17-point spread, and the offense didn’t look particularly great.

Jake Browning didn’t have a whole lot going in this one.  Part of the problem was drops, but also he was wildly off-target on a few as well.  In spite of Gaskin being given the day off (I assume to rest his injured shoulder), the running game did their job.  We ran for 201 yards on a whopping 40 carries, with three different backs sharing the load.

Defensively, we tackled much better today than we have in weeks.  We still didn’t get much in the way of pressure, and are in desperate need for edge rushers to step up in 2018 (it needs to be a point of emphasis for next year as well).  The usual suspects stood out:  BBK led the team in tackles with 15, Greg Gaines was a force in the middle, our secondary made a number of sick plays as we held them to 144 yards passing on 17/28 with a TD and a pick.  But, I wanted to point out number 95, who I noticed flashed on a number of plays in the middle, Levi Onwuzurike, a Sophomore out of Texas.  He had 4 tackles (2 for loss) and our lone sack of the game, in what looked like pretty limited duty.  Gaines is a Senior this year and will be going to the League, so it’s nice to see our interior is in good hands.  I look forward to Levi having a bigger workload next year and REALLY making his presence felt.  When he becomes The Man, don’t forget who pointed it out first!  (it probably was someone who’s much smarter than me and knows a lot more about the Huskies, but I’m also a person!).

Our Saturday got better and better.  Post-game, we went back to my buddy’s apartment to eat some pizza and drink some beer and watch the Cougs take on the Ducks.  And yes, drunken Coug fan with the awesome sign, the Ducks DO Quack Under Pressure!

Thanks to the Huskies blowing it last week, Washington State got to host ESPN Gameday for the first time ever.  And, it looked like the party to end all parties.

The Cougs jumped out to a 27-0 lead at halftime, which only set up the Ultimate Couging Scenario.  Oregon proceeded to mount a comeback in the second half we all knew was coming.  They managed to get it to 27-20 with just under 7 minutes to go in the game; plenty of time to finish the Cougening.  Wazzu started at their own 25 and got down to Oregon’s 34 when it was 4th & 6.  On the previous drive, the Cougs got down to Oregon’s 42 with a 4th & 3 and opted to punt, so I was sure they were going to do something similarly stupid.  At this point (of the 4th & 6), there was just under 5 minutes to go in the game, and thankfully they went for it.  Why punt on 4th & 3 but go for it later on 4th & 6?  Well, according to the announcers, it’s easier for an Air Raid offense to get 8 yards than it is to get 3, so maybe we WEREN’T listening to the dumbest men on the planet call this game?  I would’ve said it was shoddy game management on the part of Mike Leach, but what do I know?

Anyway, thankfully, the Cougs converted that drive into a touchdown and won 34-20.  So, now the Huskies are back atop the Pac-12 North with a 4-1 record.  WSU and Stanford are right behind us at 3-1 (with Oregon at 2-2 – SUCK IT DUCKS!).  We host Stanford in a couple weeks and we go to Pullman for the Apple Cup at the end of the season.  In short, we control our own destiny.

A road game against Cal is on the horizon this Saturday.  The Golden Bears are not there yet, so this is a game we should handily win.  Cal’s only claim to fame is an early victory over BYU, back when we thought BYU was actually worth a damn.  Cal is coming off a drubbing of OSU, so they should be well-rested and confident.

The Cougs overtook the Huskies in the AP rankings, which was a possibility that had occurred to me on Saturday, but wasn’t one I took very seriously.  We’re still ahead of them in the Coaches Poll, but it obviously doesn’t matter, since no team from the Pac-12 will be representing the conference in the playoffs.  Anytime college football wants to expand the playoffs to 8 teams (with each major conference getting a guaranteed slot) will be okay with me.

Until then, eyes on the prize:  Rose Bowl or Bust.

What The Hell Were The Huskies Doing?

4th & 3 at the Oregon 33 yard line, tie game, with 71 seconds left:  the Huskies went for it, throwing to Sean McGrew for 4 yards and a first down.  Absolutely the right call!  And, from then onward, the Husky coaching staff lost their FUCKING MINDS.

1st & 10 at the Oregon 29 yard line, tie game, now with 50 seconds left (for some reason, we opted to let 21 seconds go before running another play, even though the previous play netted all of 4 yards):  the Huskies ran the ball for 8 yards.  Not playing hurry-up is idiotic.  Running the ball is semi-idiotic, but it gained a big chunk of ground, and we called a time out, so I can somewhat forgive it.

2nd & 2 at the Oregon 21 yard line, tie game, with 40 seconds left:  the Huskies ran the ball for 1 yard.  Okay, so this is getting REALLY stupid now.  For some reason, we’re just setting it up for a field goal.  Not only that, but WE’RE LETTING THE CLOCK RUN ALL THE WAY DOWN.

I can somewhat understand the line of thinking if this were an NFL game.  You expect a professional kicker to make a 37-yard field goal.  That’s just a shade longer than an extra point in the League.  But, when you sit there and type it out – 37-yard field goal – doesn’t that sound like it’s a little long?  It’s nearly 40 yards, and what percentage of those do you think the pros make?  It’s not automatic, is what I’m saying.  A 37-yard field goal is NOT automatic, not even for the very best kickers in the world.

But, this wasn’t the NFL.  This was college.  This was a Redshirt Freshman walk-on in his first season as this team’s kicker.  And you’re asking HIM to make a 37-yard field goal, on the road, in the biggest game we’ve played all year, against our most hated and feared rival?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, we still had a time out remaining!  This is still the college game!  You get a stoppage of the clock with every first down!  You have a senior quarterback who was NAILS in this game!  You have stud receivers all over the field to throw to!  YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO KEEP DRIVING CLOSER TO THE ENDZONE, AND YOU JUST FUCKING GAVE UP!

You put it in the hands of a Redshirt Freshman kicker.  Hell, he could’ve been a 7th-year senior kicker and I still wouldn’t trust him!  The best college kicker of all time was drafted insanely high by the Tampa Bay Bucs and I don’t think he’s even in the League anymore!  And you’re putting this team’s season in the hands (or on the foot) of a fucking REDSHIRT FRESHMAN?!

Also, on a side note, why does the college game allow you to burn through all of your timeouts right in a row?  Do we really want to be icing these kickers multiple times on the same attempt?  Does that seem at all sporting?  I’m not saying that’s why we lost, but I’m just saying it’s cheap and tacky.

Anyway, I don’t know what’s dumber, the decision to play for the LONG field goal, or the decision by our supposed hotshot defensive coordinator to REPEATEDLY rush only 3 and drop 8 into coverage.  The Husky pass rush in this game was a fucking trash pile all day, yet Jimmy Lake kept sending only 3 rushers, allowing that Herbert guy to stand in the pocket all fucking day to shred our secondary.  I mean, what were YOU thinking?  Fucking put some pressure on the guy!  Instead of forcing our secondary to cover for 10 seconds a pop, force the QB to make a quick decision and let our guys react accordingly!  If I’m gonna get beat, I’d rather the opposing QB make some miracle throws against intense blitzing pressure, than watch him stand there like a statue all fucking day.

God damn this coaching staff is great, but they ROYALLY shit the bed in this one.  It’s unforgivable.  We’re so fucked now I can’t even see straight.  Now, by the grace of God, we need the Ducks to lose again to get back in the Rose Bowl race.  Obviously, the playoffs are out of the question.  We’re relying on the Cougs to not Cuog the shit out of this thing this weekend as they host Gameday and Oregon at the same time.

As you can see, three days later, I’m still far from over this.  Just, fuck off, everyone.

The Huskies Face Their Biggest Challenge Since Auburn

I’m beginning to be a little concerned about how the Huskies play on the road.  UCLA really opened some eyes in the second half of that game last week.  The Huskies looked solid enough in the first half, in racking up a 24-7 halftime lead.  But, then shit just fell apart, and thankfully we were able to put up a touchdown drive in the second half to win it 31-24.  Not the best showing from our defense.

Another solid game from Jake Browning, though!  He had 265 yards passing, with a TD and an INT, as well as 49 yards rushing with another score on the ground.  Yeah, there was a pick, but I’m not really focused on that.  Browning has been gritty as hell lately, playing some STRONG football and I think he deserves to be commended as such.  We’re gonna need everything out of him this week, so I hope he continues playing exactly as he’s been playing the last few weeks.

Gaskin had another monster game, running for 116 on 27 carries with 2 TDs.  It looked like he was dealing with a shoulder issue towards the end of the game, but the dude’s a true warrior and wasn’t about to come off the field on that game-clinching TD drive.  I’m a little concerned about his pro prospects at this point, as it feels like he’s being run into the ground a little bit here (he’s got games of 21, 27 and 30 carries so far this season), but as a Husky fan I’m glad he’s here and I wouldn’t trade him for anyone right now.

Defensively, what can you say about BBK that hasn’t already been said?  Another 15 tackles in this one, as he was again all over the place.  Taylor Rapp got his first pick of the season.  But, you’re going to struggle when you get no pressure on the quarterback, and I’d say 0 sacks constitutes “no pressure”.  Moreover, the lead back ran for 125 yards on 20 carries, so I’d say there’s a lot to clean up heading into Fuck Oregon Week.

The Ducks are 4-1 and 17th in both polls.  The Huskies, conversely, jumped up to 7th in both polls.  So, yeah, this is a pretty huge fucking game.

The Ducks have had an extra week to prepare, which seems like an oversight on the Pac-12’s part, but this conference is run by an incompetent boob, so what do you expect?  We have the worst commissioner, we have the worst network (that isn’t even on DirecTV), we have THE WORST refs, we get no respect from our primary TV partner in ESPN, I’m sure we also have the worst TV deal among the power conferences; why wouldn’t we get saddled with the worst schedules?  Other writers have been harping on this better than I ever could, but it doesn’t hurt to reiterate:  Alabama would never be treated this way.  Clemson wouldn’t be treated this way.  The Big 10 wouldn’t treat their top teams this way.  Yet, the Huskies have to play a night game on the road, then have to go back on the road the very next week against a ranked opponent; meanwhile the Ducks get a week off, then get this game at home.  It’s a collosal load of horseshit and even worse, it’s self-sabotage by the Pac-12.  The goal for every major conference should be getting as many teams into the big bowl games as possible, so you can bring in as much money to your conference as possible.  Yet, the way the Pac-12 is run, it’s like they want NOBODY in those games!

I (obviously) hope the Huskies win this week.  And, when it comes time to pick the Top 4 teams for the playoffs, I hope the committee recognizes our conference is run by morons and gives us a little extra boost in the rankings accordingly.  No major conference team should have to be treated this way, yet the top Pac-12 teams are treated this way every fucking year.

All right, end of rant.

Oregon is good.  They’re not as elite as they used to be, but they’re not too far away either.  The scary thing is, we don’t really know how good they are, because their schedule has been pretty weak.  They’re 4-1, but that includes 3 cupcake non-conference schools, a road victory over a now-unranked Cal Bears team, and a home loss to a now-unranked Stanford team.  Considering the way Stanford has looked their last two games, as well as how Cal has looked recently, nothing about Oregon’s schedule strikes me as impressive in the slightest.  The Huskies are the first good team they’ve played, and while they have the advantage in prep time, we don’t yet know if they have an advantage in actual talent.

I kept talking about how last week’s game reminded me of the ASU game from a year ago, but if I’m being honest, it more closely resembles this week.  The only difference is that Oregon is much more highly ranked, but the conditions are the same.  Last year, ASU had an extra week to prepare, and I think that ultimately gave them the edge.  What the Huskies have going for them is that this is a rivalry game, whereas last year’s contest against the Sun Devils felt like a trap game.  Also, this week’s game is at 12:30pm, as opposed to last year’s 7:30pm start time.

I just have to hope all this noise I’m obsessed with as a fan isn’t on the minds of the coaches and players this week.  I feel that sort of shit gets in our heads sometimes and takes us out of the game.  The fact of the matter is, the Huskies are the better team.  But, they haven’t looked as good on the road and that matters.  Also, as you would expect, the Ducks are really good on offense (30th in the nation in rushing yards, 25th in passing yards, 12th in scoring), so if our defense plays like they did against UCLA in the second half, we could be in big trouble.

The thing with the Ducks is, they’re soft.  They can’t handle it when they’re punched in the mouth.  That’s why Stanford always does so well against them.  We’re more like Stanford than we are like Oregon, though I’d put us in that hybrid realm because unlike the Cardinal, we’ve got the type of elite speed to keep up with a team like the Ducks.

I’m having a hard time figuring out this game, though.  The swirling scheduling issues, on top of this being on the road, makes me think it’ll be close one way or the other.  It wouldn’t shock me if Oregon won, to be honest.  I think Washington is the better team, but the better team doesn’t always win.  It’s a long season, and it’s REALLY fucking hard to go undefeated in conference play.  I think the Huskies will win 21-20, but I’m far from confident.

The Huskies Took BYU To Town, Prepare To Thrash UCLA

I spent the entire afternoon on Saturday tailgating to my heart’s content.  There was beer, there was beer pong, there was food, there was chatting with friends.  And then, before I knew it, I was whisked away, down the Padelford steps, along the Burke-Gilman Trail, down towards Husky Stadium …

Followed by a sharp right, down into the train tunnel, onto the train, and out at the Safeco Field stop.  See, this would be my final Mariners game of the season, and it’s the annual Oktoberfest celebration.  You buy a seat in a certain section, and you get a giant glass beer stein, a free beer, and the enjoyment of watching the Mariners beating up on the Rangers in a meaningless game in a meaningless season of our meaningless lives.  I want to say I browned out through 78% of it, and I definitely got lost on my way back to the seats after wolfing down an order of wings and a hot dog (I think).  The rest of the time, I want to say I was my usual charming, sophisticated self.  My night ended on my friend’s couch.

In my inebriated state, I do seem to recall someone telling me the Huskies were up 35 to 0, so I had that to look forward to on Sunday morning.  I DVR’d the game so I could watch it before the NFL kicked off, and boy was it a good one!

The running game was great (Ahmed had 86 on 10 carries with 2 TDs; Gaskin had 81 on 14 carries with 1 TD).  Jake Browning was damn near flawless (23/25, 277 yards, 1 TD, 0 INTs, and an incredible 9-yard TD run just before halftime).  Aaron Fuller led the way on the receiving side of things, with 8 catches for 107 yards.

After a punt on the first drive of the game, the Huskies scored on 5 of their next 6 drives (and, really, it should’ve been 7 of their next 7, except for 2 missed close-range field goals of 40 and 24 yards).  For all the hype of BYU’s stout defense (I mean, they DID go into Wisconsin and come away victorious), the Huskies were able to do whatever the fuck they wanted.

And yet, somehow the Husky defense STILL out-played the offense!  BYU had 7 first downs all game.  They had 194 total yards!  Only 34 on the ground!  They did biff a 45-yard field goal in the first half, but still, we would’ve shut them out entirely if it weren’t for a Chico McClatcher muffed punt late in the 4th quarter.  That was a legitimate Top 20 football team, and we DECIMATED THEM!

As a reward, the Huskies are back in the Top 10 in both polls.  That was, without question, our most impressive win of the season, and it came at a time where we really needed it.  Stanford did us no favors by losing to Notre Dame over the weekend.  Utah did us no favors by losing to the Cougs (making our 14-point road victory that much less impressive).  We were always the great hope of the Pac-12, and that’s only been further reinforced by what’s happened over the weekend.

This Saturday, we go to UCLA, who is currently winless and has looked pretty pathetic doing it.  I couldn’t be less worried about this one – even if it is on the road – but my focus is squarely on Oregon in two weeks.  They get to spend all this time working on JUST beating the Huskies, since the Pac-12 – in all of its wisdom – gave them a BYE week this week (while we get to go on the road in back-to-back games, because that’s fair for some reason).  I’m already quaking with rage for when we go to Eugene and …

I don’t even want to think about it.

Just hope that the Huskies aren’t peaking too early.  It’s hard to improve upon a game like that against BYU, but we might be going up against the very worst team in the conference this Saturday, so who knows?  The onslaught starts NEXT week.  Oregon is currently in the Top 20, Colorado is undefeated and in the Top 25, Cal was just in the Top 25 before losing to the aforementioned Ducks, and Stanford is in the Top 20 after losing to the aforementioned Fighting Irish.  Then, there’s a creampuff in the Beavers before going on the road for the Apple Cup, at which time you have to hope the Cougars will be ranked (they’re currently 4-1 and looking MUCH better than anyone had any right to expect them to be).

I’m telling you, if we pull it off, there’s no WAY this schedule can be held against us when it comes to the playoffs!

The Huskies Got By ASU, Look Forward to BYU

I love Husky night games.  If it were up to me, ALL the games would be on Saturday nights, because either that means a full day of tailgating at the stadium, or a full day of day-drinking at home ahead of watching it on TV.  Either way, I want to be blitzed by the time the Huskies take the field, and I want to use that lather to scream my lungs raw!

We didn’t quite have a full group at our tailgate last week, but we made the most of it.  I was, of course, up at the crack of dawn, so I had a full morning to drink coffee, shower, go to Tower Lanes in Tacoma for breakfast, read the entire newspaper, do most of the puzzles in the Local section (making the Jumble my bitch, as usual), and buy all the necessities I needed for a day of drunken revelry (two 18-packs of Bud Light, two bags of ice, and one big ol’ Smart Water for my post-game re-hydration).

There only ended up being four of us playing beer pong, but we managed to go HARD in the motherfuckin’ paint.  I’ve … I’ve had better days.  Good thing about beer pong is that even if you lose, that just means you’re drinking more, so it’s not like you’re losing at all!  Except when you spend hours on end arguing about fantasy football, in which case there are no winners.  Do I yell and scream about our league’s rules like most people yell and scream about their political beliefs?  Listen, I’m just trying to make our league great again, and if those cucks refuse to listen to reason, then I don’t know what to tell you.

Anyway, somehow we made it inside Husky Stadium for the start, and were rewarded with a wide receiver throwing an interception on the first play of the game, which I guess you don’t see every day.  I know everyone’s killing it, but how many times have we seen that play work to our advantage through the years?  What better time to do it than on the opening play of the game; who would POSSIBLY be expecting it?!

So, that led to ASU taking an early 7-0 lead.  But, the offense was on point, and we were able to go up 14-10 by the end of the first quarter.  From there, both defenses really took over, but moreso the Husky defense, which was its usual brand of fucking brilliant.

I read some recap on some blog somewhere about this game and the writer didn’t even once mention Ben Burr-Kirven, which is insane to me because he deserves to be the FIRST name mentioned when people talk about this game!  Dude had 20 tackles!  He was a MACHINE!  I think we all liked him enough when he took over the starting job, but I know I didn’t expect him to be the force he’s become.  He could go down as an all-time great when it’s all said and done!

It was a very interesting attack by ASU.  I didn’t have the greatest vantage – sitting/standing in the open endzone (opposite the student section) – but it looked like they were really careful with their offense.  They had 40 runs for 164 yards and actually averaged more yards per run than pass (4.1 to 3.9) as most throws looked to be of the bubble-screen variety.  That put them in a lot of Third & Manageables and they were able to convert 9/17 3rd/4th downs.  How they didn’t win the time of possession battle is mind-boggling to me, as it looked like their plan was to wear down our defense.  Too bad for them, we had plenty in the tank.

The Husky rushing attack was spread pretty decently between Gaskin and Ahmed (86 and 71 yards respectively), and Jake Browning had easily his best game of the season (202 yards on 15/22 passing, with 3 TDs against 0 INTs).  The real story was all the miracle catches hauled in by the likes of Aaron Fuller (3 for 50 and a TD), Ty Jones (2 for 43 and a TD), and Cade Otton (3 for 40 and a TD), among others.  A lotta toe-tapping, diving sideline catches for big scores and conversions.

In the end, with just under 7 minutes to go, the Huskies were up 27-13.  We punted to ASU and while the Sun Devils ended up scoring to pull it to 27-20, it took them over 4 minutes on 10 plays to do it.  We got the ball back with 2:54 left, with ASU holding 2 time outs, and we did what championship teams do:  we bled ALL the clock!  After two runs made it 3rd & 6, Jake Browning converted on a beautiful pass to Andre Baccellia.  An ASU personal foul penalty gave us another first down with just over 2 minutes to go, and we put it to bed from there.

Against a stout ASU team who beat a ranked Michigan State team, the Huskies took care of business.  It wasn’t the cleanest, prettiest game, but we got the job done.

This Husky schedule is as tough and formidable as they come, and it doesn’t get any easier this week with BYU coming to town.  The Cougars beat a top 10 Wisconsin team on the road, not to mention held an awesome Arizona offense in check, also on the road.  They’re in the top 20 at the moment, so we’re looking at our first signature win of the season if we can pull it off.  We know this much:  they won’t be intimidated by our atmosphere, so the football team is going to need to bring it.

It doesn’t get any easier for the Huskies going forward, as we have back-to-back road games (including at Oregon, who’s also in the top 20), with another road game against a now-ranked Cal team right before our showdown at home against Stanford in early November.  Running the table is still very much necessary, and it’s looking more difficult with every passing week.

Fortunately, the Huskies appear to be improving with every passing week.  They’re going to need to keep improving if they want to make this thing happen.

Washington Huskies Really Impressed Me With Road Victory Over Utes

My family threw its second-annual no-limit Texas Hold ‘Em tournament on Saturday night.  Max 6 players, $100 buy-in, with any number of $20 buy-in games after that.  These games usually feature a number of players losing early and waiting a long time before some sort of split pot ends the game and everyone can come back into a new one.

The Big Game started at 4pm and while I wasn’t the first one out, I was indeed the second person eliminated, and found myself killing a lot of time.  Once my brother was knocked out, the three losers ended up going downstairs to play some pool.  The remaining three players apparently could’ve kept going all night, and in the end it was a 3-way split that was pretty evenly divided, all things considered.

When I started playing poker again, it wasn’t even 6pm, just to give you an idea of how these poker games go.  They’re pretty quick.  The longest game of the night didn’t even get us to the start of the Husky game.

As I was pretty engrossed in keeping the poker games moving – I wouldn’t be eliminated from the table the rest of the night, as I want to say we played at least 4-5 more $20 games after The Big Game – so I was a little distracted when the Huskies finally took the field.  But, I came away REALLY impressed with how the Huskies handled their business down in Utah!

The Husky defense was the star of the show.  Obviously, when you win 21-7 on the road in the Pac-12, the defense is doing something right.  I haven’t seen a team blow up that many guys in a LONG time.  Seriously, that’s pretty close to how it would look if you pitted an NFL defense against a college offense; the University of Washington has a ton of NFL guys on its squad, and the Utes are playing with amateurs on offense.

Like I said, I didn’t have a great handle on this game otherwise.  I know this:  Myles Gaskin brought his lunch pail and his hard hat and went to WORK!  143 yards on 30 carries (!) for the Senior who was, for all intents and purposes, ALL of the running game.  Salvon Ahmed had only 3 carries for 5 yards, which is super weird, but that’s how the game shook out.

Right out of the gate, the defense forced a 3 & out, and the Huskies took the ball 65 yards for a Gaskin TD to take an early 7-0 lead on Utah’s blackout night.  The Utes worked a painfully long drive to tie it up at the end of the first quarter, but the Huskies came right back with a long drive of their own to start the second quarter to go up by the score of 14-7.  The defenses took over from there.

The Huskies didn’t score again until the third quarter, off of a Utah fumble.  We went 44 yards for a 21-7 lead, and that was that.

Late in the game, Jake Browning – who had a so-so night overall – threw a mind-boggling interception that left the Utes with the ball at the Husky 11 yard line.  But, the defense stood up and held them on downs.  The Utes would get the ball inside the Husky 30 yard line on their next possession, but again the defense held them out of the endzone.  Just an unbelievable performance by a top-notch unit.

This game was just so huge, and I couldn’t be happier that the Huskies not only won, but took care of business.  It gives me SO much more confidence in this team going forward.  The defense is humming, the running game broke out after two mediocre performances, now it’s just time to see Browning get uncorked and hopefully the Dawgs can get on a nice little roll here.

The rankings are what they are; they’re not to be worried about at this time.  We’re in the Top 10 or close to it, we’ll be fine.

Now we come home to a couple of high-profile games against surprisingly solid teams.  ASU already has an upset win over a ranked Michigan State at home (though, they dropped a road game to San Diego State this past weekend), so they look much more formidable than I thought coming into the season.

This sets up nicely, is what I’m trying to say.  The Huskies PROBABLY have to win out to make the playoffs (certainly beating both Stanford and Oregon is a must), but I can finally see it shaking out that way.  It’ll take some luck along the way, but the Huskies are overdue for some good luck.

With this win in Utah, my outlook on the Huskies has totally changed.  Now, Utah, get back on the horse and prove to the world that you’re one of the top Pac-12 teams that I think you are!