Predicting The 2026 NFL Season

It’s that time of year again, where I try to predict all the division winners and the playoff outcomes. Let’s go! Here are my prior season predictions:

I don’t really have a whole lot to hang my hat on from last year. I had the Broncos winning the West, which was a little bit of an upset, but not huge. There’s lots of nuggets of sounding like I know what I’m talking about, but I also had the Ravens in the AFC Championship Game, and they didn’t even make the fucking playoffs.

2026 is a new year, though! So, let’s dance.

NFC East

  • Dallas Cowboys
  • Philadelphia Eagles
  • New York Giants
  • Washington Commanders

Yeah, I guess I’ll bite. This will probably look super dumb at this point next year, but Dallas is a very chic pick. The offense looks tremendous, and the defense appears to have taken strides towards improvement. I like them and the Eagles to be neck and neck; maybe a tiebreaker situaton gives Dallas the edge. Also, watch out for the Giants. Don’t ask me why; I don’t believe they’ll have what it takes to make the playoffs, but they could get close. I like Washington to be TERRIBLE.

NFC North

  • Green Bay Packers
  • Chicago Bears
  • Detroit Lions
  • Minnesota Vikings

This is the most difficult division to predict, because all of the teams have a chance to be good. Many are saying it’s going to be the best division in football, which usually feels like a death knell for said division. I have decided to just run back my prediction from last year. I’m choosing to drink the Jordan Love Kool Aid. I’m choosing to believe Ben Johnson will be a Top 6 head coach after this season. I’m also choosing to believe that the Lions keep getting massive amounts of injuries for a reason, and maybe Dan Campbell is kind of an idiot. Finally, I choose to believe Kyler Murray sucks, and no amount of KOC is going to fix that quarterback room.

NFC South

  • New Orleans Saints
  • Carolina Panthers
  • Tampa Bay Bucaneers
  • Atlanta Falcons

I’ll also gladly step onto the Saints bandwagon, as I think Tyler Shough is the real deal! And, in spite of losing a valued D-Lineman, I think the Saints have enough on defense to win this pathetic division. I was going to throw Tampa into the second spot, but they hired one of the worst OCs of recent memory in Zac Robinson (he was with the Falcons last year, and didn’t know what the FUCK he was doing), so they’re third. I legitimately believe Carolina has a good coaching staff, and will continue to hang around .500 in spite of Bryce Young. The Falcons are kind of a disaster, as much as it pains me. Tua has no business starting over Penix. You could chop any three limbs off of Penix’s body and he should still play over Tua!

NFC West

  • Los Angeles Rams
  • Seattle Seahawks
  • San Francisco 49ers
  • Arizona Cardinals

I’m taking all of my homerism out of the equation here. This brings me zero joy, and quite frankly, I hope to God I’m wrong! But, I got the Rams here. It’s not that I believe Seattle will be bad – indeed, they might be my highest-rated wild card team – but I just think the Rams have a chance to be a 2-loss team. I also think the 49ers will be mediocre, and the Cards will be one of the worst teams in football.

AFC East

  • Buffalo Bills
  • New England Patriots
  • Miami Dolphins
  • New York Jets

Maybe my biggest upset of this whole post is NOT having the Dolphins fourth. That just goes to show how little I believe in Geno Smith and Aaron Glenn. I like the Bills for a bounce-back, and I like the Patriots to lay a big, fat turd! Here’s a prediction for ya: the Pats will NOT be back in this year’s playoffs!

AFC North

  • Cincinnati Bengals
  • Baltimore Ravens
  • Cleveland Browns
  • Pittsburgh Steelers

Here’s what I’m thinking: I’m going to pick every single chic team from this offseason to win their respective divisions (Cowboys, Packers, Saints, Rams, Bills, Bengals) and just hope to hit on like 2/3 of them. I will say that this is very much a Heart pick, and not a Head pick. I want the Bengals back in the playoffs. I want Joe Burrow to stay healthy for the full season. And, I’m curious to see if the moves they made on defense can be just good enough. That being said, I don’t think any other team is an overwhelming favorite. I’ll believe the Ravens when I see it; moving on from John Harbaugh feels like a mistake. The Browns are obviously a joke. But, that being said, I think the Steelers will be worse. Aaron Rodgers is toast. McCarthy is kind of a loser. The defense is old and overrated. D.K. Metcalf is abysmal. I think the Steelers will finally bottom out and next year will have a real chance to draft their quarterback of the future.

AFC South

  • Houston Texans
  • Jacksonville Jaguars
  • Tennessee Titans
  • Indianapolis Colts

I like the Texans a lot. So much, in fact, I’m predicting they will get the #1 seed in the AFC. I still like the Jags to make the playoffs. I like the Titans to take a step forward, and I like the Colts to take a step back.

AFC West

  • Denver Broncos
  • Kansas City Chiefs
  • Los Angeles Chargers
  • Las Vegas Raiders

I just think the Broncos are good. Their defense is great, and the offense is fine. Here’s something for you: I like both the Chiefs and Chargers as wild card teams! And, I like the Raiders to be better than last year, but not good enough to make the playoffs.

NFC Playoffs

  1. Los Angeles Rams
  2. Green Bay Packers
  3. Dallas Cowboys
  4. New Orleans Saints
  5. Seattle Seahawks
  6. Philadelphia Eagles
  7. Chicago Bears

AFC Playoffs

  1. Houston Texans
  2. Buffalo Bills
  3. Denver Broncos
  4. Cincinnati Bengals
  5. Jacksonville Jaguars
  6. Kansas City Chiefs
  7. Los Angeles Chargers

Wild Card Round

  • Packers over Bears
  • Eagles over Cowboys
  • Seahawks over Saints
  • Bills over Chargers
  • Chiefs over Broncos
  • Jaguars over Bengals

Divisional Round

  • Rams over Eagles
  • Seahawks over Packers
  • Texans over Chiefs
  • Bills over Jaguars

Championship Round

  • Seahawks over Rams
  • Texans over Bills

Super Bowl LXI

  • Seahawks over Texans

Should The Seahawks Extend Sam Darnold This Offseason?

I wasn’t going to post today, but I don’t like skipping a weekday. Sometimes, you can’t help it; there just isn’t a lot to write about. But, sometimes, an idea falls into your lap, and you just can’t help but to comment on it.

I saw this on ESPN.com this morning, and couldn’t resist: should the Seahawks have rewarded Sam Darnold with a new deal?

The short answer is no, because the Seahawks don’t do that. They don’t like to give guys new deals when they have two or more years left on their current contracts. But, you can see why a team like even the Seahawks might make an exception for a Super Bowl winning quarterback.

The answer in the ESPN article is much more interesting, as Dan Graziano goes into the philosophy shift of the Seahawks not wanting to pay top-of-market money to non-top-of-market quarterbacks.

There’s a couple of thoughts I have on this whole subject. For starters, maybe you extend him now to avoid having to overpay at the next extension. Shit, what if the Seahawks go back-to-back as Super Bowl champions? We’re not doing that without even more quality play out of Darnold, and can you even imagine the mint he would earn by being a 2-time Super Bowl champion?!

But, this article seems to go the opposite direction: would the Seahawks possibly consider NOT extending Darnold … at all? Have we entered a brave new world where a championship-contending team might NOT hang onto their Super Bowl-winning quarterback? But, rather, try to find the next Sam Darnold and continue to build an elite team around him?

I mean, it’s everything I’ve ever dreamed of, if I’m being honest. It’s at least conceivable, if for no other reason than because Darnold proved that it’s possible! What you have to consider is: did the Seahawks win it all because they had Sam Darnold? That isn’t the same as asking if he’s the biggest reason why the Seahawks won it all, because obviously that’s not the case. But, could we have won it all with just anyone? Could we have won it all with Kyler Murray? Could we have won it all with Daniel Jones? Could we … have won it all with Drew Lock? How far do you go down the list of quarterback rankings before you have to say, not even the best supporting squad in the history of mankind would be good enough to prop up THIS quarterback?

Or, do we have to admit that Sam Darnold was, indeed, a substantial part of this championship team? And that the Seahawks struck the lottery of a perfect storm:

  • Geno Smith wanting out of Seattle, rather than accept our contract offer
  • The Raiders hiring Pete Carroll and being willing to trade for Geno
  • The Vikings drafting J.J. McCarthy and him getting hurt for his entire rookie season
  • The Vikings helping develop Sam Darnold into a viable starting quarterback
  • The Vikings opting to stick by McCarthy rather than give a legitimate contract offer to Darnold
  • Darnold choosing the Seahawks over any other potental suitors out there for his services

If that’s the case, and the Seahawks indeed choose to move on from Darnold at the end of his deal, you have to wonder who will be available at that point in time.

I will say that if there was ever an opportunity to try this philosophy out, it might be with Seattle. Mike Macdonald certainly would be the kind of head coach to make this thing work. John Schneider’s eye for talent gives us a unique advantage. The only major question mark would be: will the new owners be on board with this type of strategy? Or, will they bulldoze their way into the works, thinking they know better?

Ultimately, I don’t believe for one second that this will happen. Especially if the Seahawks win a second Super Bowl, or at least make an extended playoff run. We’ll get Darnold done. By that point, he’ll be too ingrained into the fanbase’s affections to just let him walk. You could talk me into the notion of Darnold accepting a below-market deal – to keep the good times going and stick with this winning organization – before you could talk me into the Seahawks just letting him walk and bringing in some rando to succeed him.

Who Are The Probable Salary Cap Cuts/Restructures For The Seahawks?

On Formerly Twitter recently, I mentioned something about the marker of a healthy organization is the low number of salary cap casualties. This is the time of year you hear about guys getting cut because their cap number is insane. They have not lived up to their contract. Sometimes, the player is so bad – or otherwise a change of scenery is so required – that teams will eat millions upon millions of guaranteed dollars just to get them out of there (looking at the Cardinals and Kyler Murray, among many others).

So far, we haven’t seen anything like that for the Seahawks. The closest we’ve heard are restricted free agents who won’t be tendered, or rumblings about free agents who aren’t likely to be re-signed.

But, a closer look at the cap reveals opportunities. So, let’s take a look and see who might get the ax, or might get restructured in some way.

I’m going to set the bar at a $5 million cap number. Any players counting less than $5 million against our cap in 2026 need not apply; the savings would be negligible, and besides, most of those players are still valuable contributors.

Anyway, here’s the list of players counting more than $5 million against the cap, from lowest to highest:

  • Jason Myers – $7.225 million
  • Jarran Reed – $7.38 million
  • Devon Witherspoon – $10.137 million
  • Abe Lucas – $10.418 million
  • Charles Cross – $10.88 million
  • Ernest Jones – $11.483 million
  • DeMarcus Lawrence – $11.783 million
  • Julian Love – $12.876 million
  • Cooper Kupp – $17.47 million
  • Uchenna Nwosu – $19.988 million
  • Leonard Williams – $29.6 million
  • Sam Darnold – $37.9 million

You can cross off Myers; he’s been pretty tremendous. I don’t see any reason to mess with Reed’s deal, as he’s not breaking the bank, and is still very productive in our interior rotation. Witherspoon, Lucas, Cross, and Jones aren’t going anywhere; the latter three just signed big deals, and Spoon is set to be extended sometime this year.

That brings us to the interesting case of DeMarcus Lawrence. He’s heading into year two of a 3-year deal he signed heading into 2025. The original parameters of his contract built in a lot of safeguards for the Seahawks, in case he found himself too injured to function at his advanced age. But, clearly, he not only remained healthy, but outplayed his contract by a good margin; I don’t know if our defense is as elite as it was without Lawrence on the end. Now, he’s getting a nice little bump in pay, but maybe he’s looking for a little more. The word on the streets is that he’s “mulling retirement”, which some people feel is code for, “he wants more money”. The Seahawks are not one to give premature extensions, and I don’t anticipate this situation will be any different. How ugly does the team and player want to make it?

I could see a situation where the Seahawks throw in a little sweetener. Maybe something like bumping up his salary in the short term, while tearing up 2027, and letting him become a free agent a year earlier. Or, fully guaranteeing a portion of 2027’s salary as a little peace of mind. But, I would find it hard to believe we go with a full-on extension; just as I find it hard to believe he’ll be cut or traded (unless, again, both sides opt to let things go nuclear).

Julian Love is slightly interesting to me, in that he’s under contract through 2027, he has no guaranteed money going forward, pretty minimal dead money, and reasonable cap hits. He’s also very productive and one of the leaders of this defense. The only reason I’m calling him out at all is that he missed about half the season in 2025, his first significant brush with injury. I would argue he’s still well in his prime, but it’s fair to wonder if 2025 was an anomaly, or a sign of more injuries to come. Ultimately, I think he stays on the deal he has, mostly because of the uncertainty surrounding the secondary. With us potentially losing Woolen, Jobe, and Bryant, it would be nice to have a veteran like Love – for at least one more season – to help us bridge any gap we have to endure with this unit.

Cooper Kupp’s not going anywhere. We’ve already got some uncertainty among the wide receiver room – with the likely losses of Shaheed and Bobo – and Kupp proved to be a very capable possession receiver in his first year here. He’s also been a tremendous leader, which doesn’t show up on the stat sheet, but appears to have helped JSN leaps and bounds more than D.K. Also, not for nothing, but $9 million of his salary is guaranteed, so again, he’s not going anywhere. There’s a real question about his viability for 2027, but that’s not what this post is about.

Uchenna Nwosu is really the most probable guy on this list who could be gone before the season starts. I don’t think he’s going to be cut, as he’s only 6.4% of our overall salary cap as things stand today. But, he’s going into the final year of his deal. And he has zero guaranteed dollars, with a relatively minor dead cap hit. The real question is: do the Seahawks see a guy with 7.0 sacks as worthy of a cap hit of nearly $20 million? On the flipside, he really stepped things up after two injury-prone seasons. Maybe he’s looking for a little more security, and doesn’t want to necessarily play on a lame duck contract?

It’s funny how Nwosu’s contract plays into the whole dynamic of this team. He’s currently set to earn a higher base salary than DeMarcus Lawrence; that probably doesn’t sit well with Lawrence, who was definitely a bigger part of the defense’s success. I also think that Nwosu is the first one to go if we do bring in a Maxx Crosby, or some other big-money defensive lineman. Any way you slice it, Nwosu seems like one to watch.

I was shocked to see that Leonard Williams is heading into the final year of his deal! He’s got a couple of void years on his deal for 2027 and 2028, but technically isn’t under contract to play with us. I feel like that needs to be rectified! He’s just a beast along this defensive line, and I don’t want to see us getting weaker in the interior anytime soon. So, I guess, add him to the list of guys the Seahawks probably want to extend! I don’t know what that’s gonna look like, but I have to imagine the team wants to avoid any more void years, especially with all the free cap space we currently have.

Finally, there’s Darnold. Again, he’s not going anywhere. He’s the other guy on this roster with two void years on his current deal. Unlike Williams, he’s under contract through 2027. He earned himself a healthy bump in pay thanks to his production in 2025; so now he’s $37.9 million against the cap in 2026 and $44.9 million against the cap in 2027 (with $35.5 million of that as his base salary next year). My guess is, there will be no kind of restructure this offseason, but you can practically guarantee that he won’t be playing on this deal in 2027. The Seahawks will extend him next year, making him among the highest paid quarterbacks in football (hopefully because he led us to back-to-back Super Bowl wins)

Who Would The Seahawks Rather Have Over Sam Darnold Going Forward?

I have very specific parameters for this thought experiment. First and foremost, salary DOES matter. What they’re making, what they’re under contract for, it affects the decision-making. Secondly, age and experience come into play. The idea is: who would you rather have as your quarterback from 2026 onward? Third, everything else remains the same. This is a Seahawks-centric blog and a Seahawks-centric question. You pick the quarterback, you put him on this team with the players we currently have locked in, with all the impending free agents potentially staying or going, and so on and so forth. Fourth, forget about what you might have to give up to get this hypothetical alternative quarterback. Let’s just say, in Imaginationland, it’s a one-for-one swap of quarterbacks; we take on the new guy’s deal, they take on Sam’s deal (forget about any dead-cap implications of guys being traded; for the sake of argument, we’re just getting their deal as it’s listed on Over The Cap or whatever, and throwing it onto the Seahawks as if we’ve had them all along). And, to make it easier on myself, I’m just going to go by their Average Yearly Salary, because I don’t have time to get into the weeds on this. Maybe if I were a millionaire and didn’t have to work anymore, and had all the free time in the world …

Taking a look at the list of quarterback salaries (by average per year), Darnold is 18th on the list, right in between Geno Smith (17th) and Baker Mayfield (19th). We can start chopping off guys making more money than Darnold who aren’t as good. Geno’s out; he stinks. I don’t believe for one second that we would’ve won the Super Bowl with Geno Smith behind center; he definitely would’ve blown the NFC Championship Game, and I don’t even think he gets us to the #1 seed in the first place!

I will also easily rule out Kirk Cousins, Deshaun Watson, Kyler Murray, and Tua Tagovailoa; I don’t need to explain myself, they are all definitively worse than Darnold and making more money.

Next on the chopping block are guys who are comparable (in talent) but making more money. That’s guys like Dak (#1 overall in average yearly salary), Jordan Love (#4), Trevor Lawrence (#5), Jared Goff (#7), Brock Purdy (#8), Justin Herbert (#9), and Jalen Hurts (#11). I don’t believe any of these players are dramatically better than Darnold. They’re also all around the same age or older, and feel at least close to being finished products; I don’t see any of these guys taking big leaps in development the rest of the way.

That leaves names you would expect to see ahead of Darnold: Joe Burrow (#2), Josh Allen (#3), Lamar Jackson (#10), Patrick Mahomes (#15), and Matthew Stafford (#16). I’m going to eliminate Stafford straight away, because he just turned 38 years old and 2025 might’ve been his last elite year. I feel like it’s downhill from there, sooner rather than later. I’m also going to chop off Lamar Jackson and Joe Burrow due to injury concerns. I’m sorry, but they’ve both missed so many games in their respective careers, and they’re only getting older. That’s going to take its toll. Meanwhile, Darnold has been remarkably healthy in his career, and I don’t see that changing anytime soon.

That just leaves Allen and Mahomes of the 17 players ahead of Darnold in average yearly salary. Let’s pause here and take a look at the guys making less money than Darnold.

Non-starters for me include: Justin Fields, Daniel Jones, Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson, and Bryce Young. Too old, too bad, and in the case of Young, too short and inconsistent; I don’t see him doing anything of relevance in the NFL.

Recent draft picks on rookie deals include: Cam Ward, Caleb Williams, Jayden Daniels, Drake Maye, C.J. Stroud, Michael Penix, J.J. McCarthy, Bo Nix, Jaxson Dart, and Tyler Shough. Apologies to anyone else drafted recently, but those are the big names. We’ll return to them in a moment.

Wild cards include the aforementioned Baker Mayfield and Malik Willis. Every other quarterback, I would consider to be NFL backups, and again not worth my time.

Baker is talented, and making slightly less money, but I’m ruling him out because while he’s a tough SOB, he’s also very much worse when he plays through injury, and he seems to get injured quite a bit. I can’t have it. As for Malik, I think he’s been terrific as a spot starter in Green Bay the last couple years, but I need to see him do it over a full season before I can even think about taking him over Darnold.

The young guys make this argument tough. I think I’m going to chop Ward; need to see him actually succeed on the field and lift his team up to respectability before I can roll with him over Darnold. I’m going to cut J.J. and Dart, because I don’t believe they are very good. It’s a close call, but I’m going to eliminate Penix and Daniels because of injury concerns. They’re very slight, and they’ve already had some pretty serious injuries.

That leaves Caleb, Maye, Stroud, Nix, and Shough. Stroud is intriguing, because I don’t think he is nearly as inept as he looked in the playoffs. I think he’s been cursed from the get-go with a terrible offensive line, and he’s had tons of receiver injuries throughout his career. He would be top notch on the Seahawks’ offense, with a proper dedication to the run and play-action game. But, he’s also going into the final year of his rookie deal. Granted, he’ll have the fifth-year option, but that man is going to want to be paid among the big dogs, at which point you’re not necessarily seeing the money savings. With that in mind, is he lots better than Darnold? I’d say not, so he’s out.

Nix is okay. Is he just good in the one (Sean Payton) offensive system? From a talent perspective, he’s not better than Darnold. He is more cost-effective, though. But, for whatever reason, I’m leaning towards him being a No for me, dawg. Maybe if he didn’t play ball at Oregon.

I think I would say yes to each of Caleb, Maye, and Shough. Shough is rock solid, plus has the added benefit of being a second round pick, so he’s even cheaper! Maye isn’t as bad as he looked in the playoffs; put him behind our O-Line, and I think he’d be just fine. And I loved what I saw from Caleb this year. Just rein him in half-a-crank with the wild throws, and you’ve got something. I mean, shit, it’s not like Darnold doesn’t have his share of wild throws!

Now, let’s go back to Allen and Mahomes. Mahomes might be one of the biggest bargains in the NFL at this point! His $45 million per year is only $11.5 million more than Darnold is making, and he’s under contract through 2031. That being said, there are a couple of void years tacked on, so I don’t know what that means. But, with the way the NFL salary cap keeps going up and up and up, I feel like we could withstand it. Plus, he’ll still only be 36 years old in the final season of his deal, which makes him primed for an extension, assuming he’s still playing at a hall of fame level. If we assume Allen and Mahomes play until they’re 40, I’m not worried about their respective ages being slightly older than Darnold.

You could make an injury case, but I think both guys are pretty smart and talented enough to have second careers as pocket passers. Allen is making $55 million, which is up near the top of the market, but he’s signed through 2030. He’s got three void years on his deal, with almost $22 million in dead money baked in. I’m not overly concerned, because I think he would also be primed for some sort of extension by that point, allowing us to spread the hit a little more evenly beyond that.

That, I think, would be my five quarterbacks I would rather have over Sam Darnold going forward: Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, Caleb Williams, Drake Maye, and Tyler Shough. You might think I’m destined for Western State by adding Shough to that list, but he really impressed me this season! He seems to have a lot of traits that are needed to be a winner in this league, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the biggest bargain in the NFL in 2026.

What Do I – A Seahawks Fan – Know About The 2025 New England Patriots?

For posterity’s sake, I’m just going to lay it all out. As I start to write this post, it is Monday afternoon, January 26th. I’ll be honest, so far this season, I don’t know if I’ve even seen a full game involving the New England Patriots. They’ve kind of had a boring playoff run through the Chargers, Texans, and Broncos; nobody got what they really wanted, which was a Patriots/Bills matchup. From what I’ve gleaned from those games, they were relatively low-scoring, relatively one-sided, and New England managed to come out on top with key plays at the end.

I’ve seen even less of this team in the regular season. They just weren’t on nationally-televised games all that often, and when they were, I was probably distracted by my phone or something. Regardless, I’m not familiar with this team. So, I’m going to kind of walk through my thoughts on this team as the week goes along. If I learn anything new, I’ll throw it in the post as I go, and maybe by the time it’s posted, we’ll have a proper document.

For starters, they’re coached by Mike Vrabel, who is an excellent head coach. The OC is Josh McDaniels, who has been a notoriously mediocre head coach, but an excellent offensive coordinator. This is, I believe, his second stint in New England, as he ran the offense for a bunch of successful Tom Brady-led teams. The coaching staff is top notch, great schemers and great motivators.

Drake Maye is the quarterback. He’s in his second season, after a rough rookie campaign (not for him personally, but for the team, as they won only a small handful of games). In 2025, he was a viable MVP candidate, and it’s not hard to see why. Almost 4,400 yards, 72% completions, 8.9 yards per attempt, 31 TDs, only 8 INTs, 113.5 passer rating, and throw in 450 rushing yards, good for 4.4 yards per attempt. He’s the straw that stirs the drink, and at this rate – if he keeps it up – he will finish his career as a Hall of Famer.

The running game is okay. Rhamondre Stevenson was the starter, but has largely been supplanted by rookie TreVeyon Henderson, who has the higher average per attempt (5.1 vs. 4.6). That being said, Stevenson has taken over starter’s duties in the playoffs, getting over double the carries. He’s the veteran, more-trusted back (even though, I’m pretty sure, he’s had a fumbling problem throughout his career). Neither has done much in these playoffs, as the defenses have stiffened up considerably in the last three games.

In the receiving corps, Stefon Diggs has the quietest 1,000-yard season I’ve ever seen. I knew he was there, but he was never a viable fantasy option. He only cracked the endzone 4 times, but he’s a veteran presence who can make a big catch for his young quarterback. Hunter Henry is next on the list; very workmanlike tight end, leads the team with 7 receiving TDs. Kayshon Boutte is the young deep threat, averaging 16.7 yards per catch. That’s pretty much all we have to worry about in the passing game.

I know one guy on their defense, and it’s Christian Gonzalez who – when healthy – is a lockdown corner. I don’t know if he’s, like, best in the league kind of scary, but he’s very good, and could pose a problem if he opts to shadow JSN. I don’t know a lot of guys who do that anymore, so that’ll be interesting to learn about. If he does, I still expect the Seahawks will find a way to get JSN open. But, obviously, that also means I wouldn’t expect JSN to crack 100 yards receiving.

I’ve also heard good things about rookie (left?) tackle Will Campbell. I’m also reading that he stunk against the Broncos? So, I dunno.

The narrative around the 2025 Pats is that they’ve played the weakest schedule in football. Aside from two divisional games against the Bills … there’s a loss to the Steelers and a win over the Panthers, and that’s it for playoff teams they played in the regular season. And, they got a pretty cheesy run through the playoffs, avoiding both the Bills and Jags, while facing Denver’s backup quarterback who hadn’t started a game in two years. You have to wonder if C.J. Stroud didn’t totally melt down – or if they had switched to Davis Mills at halftime – would the Pats even be here? So, I’d say the criticism is valid. Doesn’t mean the Pats aren’t good. It’s just a valid point!

The stats show the Pats have a Top 10 defense in yards and points. They might be marginally better at stopping the run than the pass. But, at this point, it’s the playoffs, you’re going to see good defenses every week. There isn’t any one thing about them that scares you. The Pats are shockingly low in their sack totals, which is encouraging. They’re +3 in takeaways; the Seahawks are -3 in takeaways. Middle of the pack in generating turnovers, but better than average in avoiding turnovers on offense.

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I’m not going to sit here and go through every single game the Patriots played this year, because it’s a waste of time. I don’t know their injury situation this season, so why would I look back two or three months ago, when they might be an entirely different team than they are now? Also, again, their regular season schedule was largely dogshit; what do I care how they looked against the Jets or Dolphins or whatever?

I think the wild card game against the Chargers is pretty instructive. I don’t know how similar the Seahawks are to the Chargers, but I could fathom many similarities. Good quarterback, offense that wants to establish the run, solid defense. But, on the flipside, the Chargers obviously had a lot of O-Line injuries that set them back. And, all around, their roster isn’t as deep or talented as Seattle’s.

The Pats’ defense worked them for 6 sacks, a fumble, and a miserable 2 for 13 on 3rd/4th downs en route to a 16-3 victory. To their credit, the Chargers’ defense sacked Maye 5 times, forced a fumble, and got a pick. But, the Pats were 5 for 12 on 3rd/4th downs, and they generated over 170 yards more in offense. The Chargers failed to take advantage of a pick at the goalline, getting turned away on downs, and pretty much had trouble moving the ball all game. Really solid effort by New England’s defense.

I don’t know how much you can get from the Divisional Round game against the Texans. C.J. Stroud had 4 picks, including a pick-six, and there was a lost fumble in the running game. If the Seahawks have five turnovers in the Super Bowl, yeah, the Pats are probably going to win.

Stroud was also sacked 3 times, and while the Texans were a respectable 8 for 19 on 3rd/4th down, timing was everything. They were down two scores relatively late in the fourth quarter – at a point in the game where they really needed to be in 4-down territory on every set of downs – and took a huge sack on third down. Which meant it was 4th & 18 and they HAD to punt. Obviously, the Houston defense was good enough to win that game and take that team to the Super Bowl. But, this reminded me a lot of the first Rams/Seahawks game with the four Darnold picks. Except Stroud was so bad even when he wasn’t turning the ball over that they had no shot to even keep it close.

Then, there’s the AFC Championship Game in Denver. I mean, what are you gonna do? The Broncos had one huge pass play for 52 yards that ultimately led to their only points of the game. They had the opportunity in the second quarter to go up 10-0, but eschewed the field goal to try a pass on 4th & 1. New England ended up getting their only touchdown after a sack-fumble deep in Broncos’ territory, and a field goal on the first drive of the second half. The score of 10-7 held because the rest of the second half was a snowy mess with both teams missing field goals.

The Pats sacked Stidham 3 times, recovered the one sack-fumble, and had a pick at the end of the game when the weather was at its worst and Denver was forced to throw. The Broncos were 4 of 15 on 3rd/4th downs, and clearly their offense had no shot.

I will say this, based on all three games: the Patriots’ run defense looks legit. All three of those teams wanted to run the ball, and – especially Houston – would’ve been well-served in leaning more on the run. The Chargers eventually had to abandon it, and had pretty disasterous results. The Texans abandoned it pretty early, because their quarterback put them in a hole. The Broncos stuck with it for the most part, but at the end of the game, in Stidham’s hands, you saw what happened.

That’s what the Patriots want to do. They want to make you one-dimensional. While the pass defense isn’t super elite or super flashy, their interior defensive linemen as a group are as good as you’ll get, and they’ve got enough talent spread throughout the defense to give you fits. So, they’re not going to kill you with their outside rush, but if they’re getting consistent interior push, bracketing JSN, and locking down everyone else, you can see why it might be a long day for the Seahawks’ offense.

What the Seahawks have shown – by and large, and even against the very best defenses – is that you can slow us down for a while, maybe even a half of football. But, we’re going to find a way to move the ball on you. We’ve played the Rams and 49ers three times, as well as the Texans, Jags, Colts, and even the Vikings and Falcons (who gave us fits for a while before we went off in the second halves of those games). It might not be a bombastic blowout against the Patriots, but I fully expect us to eventually get things going on offense. At which point, it’s up to our defense to stop their offense.

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So, let’s turn out focus to the offense. We should point out here that apparently Drake Maye injured his throwing shoulder in the AFC Championship Game. It’s not significant enough to prevent him from playing, but it will limit his practice reps, and might limit him somewhat in the game. What I’ll find interesting is: will it alter their gameplan?

The Pats were 6th in the NFL in rushing yards per game at 128.9. What does that tell us, though? Well, they were 14-3, so obviously they ran a lot in the second halves of games to bleed clock. Although, I will say the Top 10 is kind of a mixed bag of playoff teams and bad ones, so maybe that’s not as much of a faulty stat line as once thought. I will say that their average yards per attempt is only 4.4, which is in the middle of the pack across the league. And, I think Hawkblogger said that their run game is largely propped up by Maye scrambles.

That in and of itself is a little concerning, though, because other than Kyler Murray – who we limited to 41 yards on 5 carries in our first game against them (Brissett started the other one) – we haven’t really faced a lot of mobile quarterbacks (your mileage may vary on Brock Purdy, but I guess I would have to lump him in here, though I think Maye is considerably more dangerous with his legs).

Now, one thing we have going for us is that ours isn’t a defense that’s likely to get burned by a running quarterback. It may happen on occasion; hell, even Matthew Stafford ran for an annoying first down when we should’ve had him dead to rights. But, it’s not like we pin our ears back and hunt for sacks every single down. We’re usually pretty responsible with our rush lanes and not overpursuing. Our ends are usually good at setting an edge. This may be a game where we just try to contain him in the pocket and let our coverage units clamp down until the walls come closing in on Maye.

I would expect the Patriots to stay dedicated to the run as they always have; I don’t think they’re going to be overly reliant on the run game just because Maye is a little banged up. I do wonder, however, what this injury is going to mean for his deep ball.

In spite of not having the most elite receivers in the world, Drake Maye is still one of the more effective deep passers in the league. I’m assuming that means they use that run game to set up a lot of play-action. Will they be willing to take as many shots? Will he be as accurate on those shots? I’ll be very curious to find out.

It was nice of Maye to sort of level the playing field, what with Darnold’s oblique and everything. I did notice in the NFC Championship Game – and I don’t know if this is accurate or not; I would need someone who watches tape to confirm – that it seemed like Darnold was using more of his body to get those deep balls down field, whereas I seem to recall him being more fluid and using more of just his arm and torso to fling those footballs. Both players will have the two-week lay-off to recover. But, Darnold’s already been playing with his injury through two games; Maye didn’t really have to throw much after he hurt himself against the Broncos, so that’s another unknown for the Pats.

The Pats were fourth in passing yards in 2025, but they were only 23rd in attempts. That’s good for first in yards per attempt! The Seahawks, not for nothing, were second in yards per attempt; 8th in passing yards, 29th in attempts. So, these are two highly efficient offenses. Obviously, that’s very different in these playoffs. Small sample size and all that, but the Seahawks are first in yards per attempt in their two games, at a robust 8.9 (next-highest is the Rams at 7.9); the Patriots are 8th in yards per attempt in their three games, at a mediocre 6.8. The Seahawks still accomplished their feat against a couple of pretty good defenses. It’s noteworthy to see that as the Pats have faced stiffer competition on defense, their high-flying offense has hit the skids. Now, they’re going up against the best defense in football …

While the Patriots’ defense is leading the playoffs in sacks with 12 in three games, the Seahawks have only managed 3 in two games. That being said, Maye has been sacked 5 times in each playoff game (15 total, for those not into maths); he was sacked 47 times in the regular season (4th in football). How much of that is him holding the ball too long, or trying too hard to make a play? How much of that is due to O-Line injuries? And, how much of that is due to the O-Line just being a sloppy mess?

There’s no doubt that Drake Maye was exceedingly promising as a rookie in 2024. He was saddled with an inept coaching staff, and his O-Line was awful. He’s managed to take a significant step forward in his second season. His completion percentage is way up, as is his passer rating and QBR. There’s a reason why he’s going to be Top 2 in MVP voting. But, one area he hasn’t yet mastered is avoiding the sack. 34 as a rookie (in 13 games), 47 this year (plus the additional 15 in the playoffs). Maybe he’s got a little Russell Wilson in him, and that’s just always going to be there.

I will say that this was the rep for Sam Darnold as well. He had 48 sacks in 2024 with the Vikings. Still had a great season! But, you know, that’s a problem. Well, he’s lowered that total to 27 this year, with 5 total in his two playoff games. That’s particularly notable because we had Geno Smith before him (in his three years as our starter, he averaged over 42 a year), and Russell Wilson before that (who was consistently in the 40’s throughout his Seahawks career). Sam Darnold – with essentially one new offensive lineman over the God-awful Seahawks O-Line of a season ago – almost cut his sack totals in half and ranked tied for 18th in the NFL. So, it can be done.

Someone on the radio pointed out that his favorite Sam Darnold play of the NFC Championship Game was when there was an errant snap. Instead of trying to scoop it up and make a play, he just calmly fell on it and took the loss. Which was indeed brilliant, because there was a Rams defender charging at him, ready to crush him (and probably cause a fumble-six in the process) if he’d done anything stupid. His other two sacks in that game were equally as smart. If I remember correctly, the Rams blew it up and were on him before he could turn around; each time, he just took the loss and protected the football.

I will say that this feels like a fairly recent development for Darnold. He was definitely the kind of player who would try to spin out of a sack, only to lose more yards, or turn the ball over, THIS year!

However, while his sack rate has gone up since the first Rams game (10 through 10 games, including that Rams loss; 17 through the final 7 games, with again, 5 more in the 2 playoff games), he’s cut down on interceptions (10 through 10 games, including that Rams loss; 4 through the final 7 games, with 0 in the playoffs), and he’s cut down on fumbles lost (4 through 10 games, 2 ever since). He hasn’t been perfect, but I’ve seen a clear and obvious improvement in Darnold taking care of the football, without any dropoff in his throws down field. His Adjusted Yards per Attempt was 8.94 through 10 games, down moderately to 7.25 in the final 7, but has skyrocketed to 10.38 in the playoffs.

Drake Maye, again, has been consistently excellent in the regular season. His Adjusted Yards per Attempt was 9.46 in the regular season; it’s down to 6.79 in the playoffs. He had 8 picks and 3 lost fumbles in the regular season; he has 2 picks and 3 lost fumbles in the playoffs. Again, he’s seeing better defenses. I’m not saying he’s suddenly become careless, but he’s definitely looking less like an MVP when the competition is ratcheted up. This IS his second season in the NFL, after all, and he hasn’t seen a defensive scheme quite like the one the Seahawks have in his career. It’s a lot to ask a guy like Maye to have to play the very best game of his life, just to have a chance to win the Super Bowl.

If the Seahawks can generate some turnovers, then I don’t think the Patriots have a prayer. That’ll be a huge key to this game, if it ends up being a blowout.

Nobody Wants To Hear About My Fantasy Team 2025: The Moops Are Over .500

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For the first time all year, The Moops are a game over .500, thanks to a 147.75 to 97.35 victory over The Fabled Fondo Boys.

Pretty much everyone on his team had a bad week, except for the Steelers’ defense. I wouldn’t say my team was any great shakes, but the Browns’ defense also rose to the occasion, and I had a great week from Trey McBride.

However, I can’t get too excited, because calamity has struck my team once again. Michael Penix is out for the rest of the year with a knee injury (not the one he had surgically repaired in college), and Drake London is week-to-week with his own knee injury. For those keeping track at home, Penix and London were largely carrying my team (well, London was anyway). Now, I’m left scrambling.

What’s worse, Week 12 is my last BYE week of the season. Which means I’m missing Ladd McConkey (more critical than ever that I was able to trade for him right before he started blowing up) and Kimani Vidal. I have Parker Washington for the Jags, to at least fill up a WR spot. And, I’ll have to go back to the well of starting both Seahawks running backs again (thankfully, the Titans don’t project to be too much of a challenge). But, now I have a wide open FLEX spot, and a glaring hole at quarterback. Which brings us to …

Waiver Wire Jamboree:  I put in for two claims. First, Bryce Young was available, so I made him my top priority. Since I had no money to spend in my FAAB, though, he was long gone. Second, I went back to Kirk Cousins, who – shockingly (*sarcasm*) – nobody wanted. I ended up dropping Rachaad White (who I picked up for a one-week RB fill-in, after dropping both of the Washington RBs, one after another). I ended up having immediate buyer’s remorse though, so I re-dropped Cousins and picked up Tyler Shough. He seems to have a better matchup this week (Atlanta’s defense has been atrocious the last two weeks), but he’s also at least got a moderate amount of future upside. His last start two weeks ago (before the BYE) saw him generate 25.8 points, in just his third NFL appearance. Since, you know, the long-term viability of Penix might be in question, I’m gonna need to take another bite at that apple. The quarterback leftovers include Davis Mills, the aforementioned Cousins, Tyrod Taylor, Mason Rudolph, and Shedeur Sanders; none of them are worth a damn. So, fingers crossed for Shough!

UPDATE: Once I picked up Shough, I texted with someone else in the league who maybe jokingly/maybe seriously offered me J.J. McCarthy for him straight up, because he hates J.J. McCarthy. Rather than let it go, I decided to make the trade offer and give him something to really think about. He ended up taking the deal by the end of the day, so now I’ve got J.J.

I’ll say this: I don’t have a lot of hopes for this working out. There’s been talk of him being benched earlier this season; there’s been talk of him being benched again at some point in the near future. He doesn’t throw for many yards, he doesn’t seem to be accurate, and he turns the ball over way too fucking much. He’s got two 20+ games under his belt, and one of them came in Week 1. But, here’s the thing, if it’s going to work out for him, we’re going to find out in the next six weeks. The Vikings’ schedule really opens up, especially in an upcoming three-game stretch against Washington, Dallas, and the Giants. If he can’t get it done against those dogshit defenses, then probably all hope is lost.

I’ll also say this: I don’t think I’ve ever won a trade against the guy I just traded with. His was the infamous trade I made, giving up a young Tyreek Hill for an old Tom Brady (back when Brady was on the downside of his Patriots career, pre Tampa-resurgence). I’m sure there are other trades I’m forgetting, but that one really stuck out. So, put your money on J.J. continuing to suck, while Shough becomes a future MVP candidate.

In other waiver news, I still needed a receiver to fill out a full roster, so I picked up Darnell Mooney and finally dropped Matthew Golden. Based on the players getting added this week, there’s apparently some buzz behind Golden, for literally no reason, which has me concerned. But, I mean, I can’t start a guy who’s going to get me 3 points, and I need to at least TRY to win this week, to keep my playoff hopes alive.

My victory last week brings me to 6-5 on the season. More importantly, three of the erstwhile 5-5 teams lost, dropping to 5-6. Which means, you guessed it! I am currently sitting in a playoff spot! I’m not only in fifth place, but for the first time in a long time, I’m not last in total points scored! What a comeback!

Will this be my high-water mark on the season, though? Will it all be downhill from here?

Next up, I face the first place team, Toot Cannons. That’s not what you want right after losing your best quarterback and wide receiver. Fortunately, he’s got issues of his own. Jayden Daniels is on BYE, Kyler Murray is on IR, Cam Skattebo is on IR, Travis Hunter is on IR, the Broncos’ defense is on BYE, De’Von Achane is on BYE, and R.J. Harvey is on BYE. Then, he has the questionable Marvin Harrison Jr. and Bucky Irving.

Any way you slice it, these are two beat-up teams getting ready to play one another.

The Seahawks Can’t Sleep On The Cardinals

I made a “joke” on Formerly Twitter that essentially says, “I can’t wait for the Seahawks’ pass rush to play the Cardinals because Jacoby Brissett is starting,” and by and large I mean it! For a team like the Seahawks – that generates as much pressure as it does on a regular basis – this is a dream scenario. Kyler Murray, or other speedy guys like Jayden Daniels or Baker Mayfield, tend to give us fits, because you can pressure a guy all you want, but getting him to the ground – or otherwise getting him off his spot and off schedule – is what gets the job done. Brissett is essentially a statue back there. On top of which, he’s older, and slower to make a decision. He’s not going to get away from you, and as long as you don’t give him easy quick reads, he’s probably going to get sacked a million times and throw you a pick or two.

But, I can’t deny that – for all the good it’s done them – the Cardinals are unquestionably better with Brissett over Murray. The Cards are nevertheless 1-2 with Brissett as a starter. To be fair, the losses were against the Colts and Packers, and those were close games. On Monday, Arizona won fairly comfortably, against a highly mediocre Cowboys team.

I think it’s pretty obvious that the Cardinals were one of the most overrated teams heading into the season. They currently sit at 3-5, with their other two wins coming against Carolina and New Orleans. But, they haven’t been blown out in any game, and as we saw earlier this season, they’re more than their quarterback situation.

This is a defense that can get after you. They can easily make life difficult for us. They’re also fully capable of moving the ball down the field, with a solid receiver in Harrison, and an elite level tight end in McBride.

I would also say – as an apprehensive Seahawks fan – I’m concerned about this team sniffing its own farts a little bit. You can make the argument that the Cardinals are the most talented overall team we’ve managed to beat this season. On top of which, they’re in our division, so they know us well. They know how to play in the raucous environment Seattle has to offer. AND, we’re set to play the Rams next week, so there’s both Letdown potential and Looking Past potential.

I know we all feel warm and fuzzy after killing the Commanders, but NFL games are rarely so easy. Should the Seahawks take care of business at home against the Cardinals? Of course. But, I wouldn’t go crazy with the spread on this one. I think the odds are much higher this is more like a 3-point victory than I do 7 points or more.

Nobody Wants To Hear About My Fantasy Team 2025: My Best Week Of The Year

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The Moops defeated Sloane N Steady 176.80 to 113.05. This was my highest-scoring week of the season, and it was quite enjoyable to have this one pretty much wrapped up at the jump on Sunday.

All praise to the Cleveland defense, who I had in every league I’m in. They got me a whopping 39 points, but the hits didn’t stop there. Trey McBride had a monster game for a second week in a row; both weeks were without Kyler Murray, coincidence? I think not! Bench Kyler, you cowards!

I also got CeeDee Lamb back into that awesome Cowboys offense, which was a sight for sore eyes. And, to double up, the Dallas kicker got me a sweet 17 points; he might be the best keeper I have!

On the downside, I didn’t get much from Love or Penix; both were in the teens. And, while I was happy with Ladd McConkey for another week (15.70; his third productive week in a row), I once again got nothing from my running game. I benched both Seahawks running backs against that Houston defense. That left me with Bill and that Chargers backup. The fact of the matter is, I’m not going to have a good running game until Hampton and Benson return, or until one of the Seahawks guys get injured.

Waiver Wire Jamboree:  Nothing major. I was looking to swap out Cleveland’s defense, but what’s out there isn’t remarkably better. Cincy’s defense is going against the Jets, that’s probably the best available matchup. But, I don’t think I trust the Bengals, even against the worst team in football. So, for now, I’ll keep Cleveland and hope they dominate the Patriots.

I did, however, pick up Kyle Pitts, dropping Terry McLaurin. I’m at a point in my season where I have a tight end BYE this week, I have a kicker BYE coming up in a couple weeks, and in Week 12 I’m going to be short a bunch of players. I need the roster flexibility. And, frankly, with the way he’s been hurt – and the way he’s performed even when healthy – I feel Scary Terry is the most expendable player on my roster. So, he’s out for now. We’ll see if I can get him back at some point.

The win brings me to 3-4. In my league, the top two teams are 5-2, then there are three teams at 4-3, followed by four teams at 3-4. Given my extremely low total points, that puts me firmly in 9th place (ahead of the lone team that’s 1-6).

Our fantasy season is exactly halfway done. The good news is, I’m firmly in the hunt still; I pretty much control my own destiny. The bad news is, I’m all but assured to lose every tiebreaker in the standings, meaning I’ve really got to start stringing together some victories and leapfrogging some guys.

This week, The Moops goes up against the 10th place team, Car Talk With Josh Allen. He’s riding a 6-game losing streak, but he’s projected to beat me pretty soundly. I lucked out in that he’s got Brock Bowers and Travis Etienne on BYE. But, he recently got Rashee Rice back from injury, Josh Allen is coming off a BYE of his own, and Danny Dimes has a pretty choice matchup with the Titans this week.

I, on the other hand, will be playing without my all-world tight end. Also, all three of my receivers have extremely tough matchups. I am absolutely convinced that Matthew Golden is going to outscore at least one of them, but for the life of me I don’t know who I should bench!

The Seahawks Squeaked Past The Cardinals On Thursday Night

Why are games down in Arizona always so fucking wonky?

I predicted a 24-20 Seahawks victory, and it ended up being 23-20; I think I have the Seahawks pegged! I know that’s not, like, some huge accomplishment or anything. It’s the team I follow most closely, I should have them pegged! But, for whatever reason, I often get this team wrong. But, I feel like I have a pretty good handle on them this year.

I’m still infuriated that we lost to the 49ers though.

The Seahawks are good. I feel like they COULD be great, but more often than not, they hold themselves back.

There was a lot to like about this victory. I thought Sam Darnold was excellent. He rarely made a bad decision, and frequently pulled our asses out of the fire. That run of his for 24 yards was a thing of beauty. But, nothing compares to that 36-yard pass to JSN down the sideline on third down to keep the chains moving late in the game. He finished 18/26 for 242, 1 TD, and 0 INTs.

I was also impressed with how the tight ends chipped in. Between Arroyo and Barner, they were 5 for 76 and a touchdown. JSN led the way, of course, but only had 4 for 79 (and nothing in the first half).

The running game was good, not great. Walker had 19 carries for 81 yards, with his usual complement of negative runs. The team as a whole ran it 35 for 155 and a TD, for a 4.4 yard average. That’s the kind of volume I like in terms of attempts, but I’d like to see us hit that 200-yard marker more frequently. I’m also – as a fantasy football guy – disturbed at how frequently Walker gets taken out of the game inside the 10 yard line. Is he going to be one of those guys who has to score his touchdowns from chunk plays? Because that’s going to make me a sad panda.

The defense, as well, was really hit or miss. I loved the six sacks! Nwosu got going with two by himself; Leonard Williams had 1.5; Drake Thomas had 1; and Ernest Jones, Witherspoon, and Jobe each had a half a sack. We totalled 7 QB hits, 8 passes defensed, and 5 tackles for loss. But, we gave up 14 points in the fourth quarter to allow them to tie the game at 20-20.

Devon Witherspoon really showed his small stature in this one. Marvin Harrison made him look like Mighty Mouse, and not in a good way. I don’t think I like Witherspoon in one-on-one situations, especially against bigger receivers. He’s more potent when he’s able to roam, play zone, and watch the quarterback. But, sometimes we just need good ol’ Man To Man to pan out and prevent a team from tying the game or taking the lead late.

This game also featured a number of bad plays and penalties from Tariq Woolen. He was credited with 1 tackle and that’s it; not an impressive game whatsoever.

There was also some bad luck in this game. Coby Bryant picked off a terrible Kyler Murray pass, but then some friendly fire knocked the ball out of his hands. The refs ruled it a fumble, even though it looked like he was down; I still don’t understand why it wasn’t overturned. That cost us some potential points and kept their drive alive for an eventual field goal. Later in the game, a bogus holding call on JSN cost us another rushing TD; we ended up settling for a field goal and a 20-6 lead.

I’m also going to call out some VERY questionable play-calling. It’s hard to say who’s more at fault for how ultra-conservative the Seahawks are in deep field goal range, but I’m actually going to place the blame on Macdonald here. I think he’s in Kubiak’s ear calling for bend-me-over run plays that go nowhere, rather than going for the jugular with a pass.

The Cardinals scored a TD to make it 20-13 with just under 6 minutes to go in the game. An incompletion and a 4-yard run made it 3rd & 6, before that nifty pass to JSN I referenced above. That got us down to the Arizona 38 yard line, with just under 5 minutes to go. I don’t mind the run on first down, even if it only got us a yard. But, on 2nd and 9, you have to throw the ball. Darnold has MORE than proven to be effective and efficient with the ball in his hands. Instead, we ran it again, this time for no gain. Of course, you knew what was coming next. Even though we were in shotgun on 3rd and 9, it was the most obvious run call in the history of football. Charbonnet got 2 yards, and we ended up settling for a 53 yard field goal that sailed wide right. Because of course it did. Because this is Arizona, and there’s no such thing as a normal kicking game in Arizona.

You can’t fucking do that! For starters, 55 isn’t much different than 53. But, you know what IS different? 46. I’m not even asking for a 3rd & 9 conversion! Just take the dump-off pass in the middle of the field that you KNOW would’ve been open (because all they want you to do is settle for the fucking field goal!) for 7 yards and give your kicker more of a fighting chance.

Then, of course, after we miss, Arizona drives right down the field to tie the game with just under 30 seconds to play. We lucked out in their kicker kicking it off short of the Landing Zone, which gave us the ball at our 40 yard line. After an incompletion, Darnold hit JSN for 22 yards to get to Arizona’s 38 yard line with 18 seconds left and a time out in our pocket. What did we do? Another chintzy run by Charbonnet, this time getting us 4 yards instead of 2 (and he really had to bull his way for that). Why not throw the ball one or two more times?! Again, Darnold was lights out! And we had the fucking time out! You’re telling me JSN – who is ALWAYS FUCKING OPEN – can’t find a hole in their zone, to make it easier on your fucking kicker?!

This time, thankfully, Myers was good from 52 yards, though the ball tweaked out on its way through, nearly missing wide right again.

We won this game IN SPITE of the coaching decisions that were made. It’s one thing to be conservative when your defense has proven it can get stops late. But, this is two games now where that defense has fallen flat on its face when the game was on the line. We lucked out in that the score was such that the could only tie it. But, we weren’t so lucky against the 49ers in week 1.

If the defense isn’t going to hold in these situations – where we have a TOUCHDOWN fucking lead – then you need to be more aggressive on offense. Bottom line.

Take these next 10 days to figure it the fuck out. Because I guarantee the Bucs will be a MUCH bigger challenge on October 5th.

The Seahawks Got Right Against The Saints

Ask and ye shall receive.

I said I liked the Seahawks in a rout, and boy did we get one! It was 21-0 after the first quarter, and 38-6 at halftime. Let’s just go all the way, because the game finished 44-13, with the likes of Drew Lock, George Holani, and Jacardia Wright playing the fourth quarter.

The only thing I didn’t get was a massive ground game of 200+ yards. The Saints were either oddly good at stopping the run, or the Seahawks still have a lot of work to do to shore that part of the offense up. But, we did see a massively efficient game from Darnold, who finished 14/18 for 218 yards and 2 TDs. And, for those of us in fantasy with Walker, we still got two ground TDs for our trouble.

The story of this game was the Special Teams, which we apparently have the best unit in the NFL?! I don’t know what happened, because last year we were middle of the road to really bad at times, and it didn’t look a whole lot better in the pre-season. But, after an offensive TD to JSN, Tory Horton returned a punt 95 yards to the house. Then, on the very next Saints drive, we blocked a punt and almost returned THAT to the house! Taken in conjunction with our blocked field goal against the 49ers, and the great job Jason Myers has done, not to mention our coverage unit has been a lot better than expected, and I do think there’s a legitimate case for the Seahawks being among the league leaders in Special Teams (though, I will say it looks a lot easier to block a field goal for some reason, based on how many I’ve seen this early in the season, especially yesterday in big moments).

I’ll say this: it was a good week to have the Seahawks’ D/ST in fantasy. On top of the returns, we added a couple sacks (including another for Byron Murphy, who’s up to 2.5 through three weeks), and another interception for Derion Kendrick (who also dropped what would’ve been his third in two weeks). Just a solid all around effort; we overwhelmed them and took them out of their game. That’s all you can ask when going up against a team like the Saints.

I’ll shout out the receivers in this one, to close out the celebration. JSN continues to look like one of the best in football; he caught 5 for 96 and a TD. Horton – in addition to his punt return for a TD – caught 3 for 32 and a TD. Kupp only got 2 for 31, but I would say both of those balls were pretty important to sustaining drives. 8 different people caught balls, which is something we’re used to seeing around here. Now, if we can just get the run game going, we’ll be all set.

This week, we have a road date on Thursday against the Cardinals, who just lost James Conner for the season, and also lost a crusher to the undermanned 49ers. I don’t foresee an opportunity to do a proper preview of this game, but I’ll say this: I do expect the Seahawks to prevail. Nothing I’ve seen from the Cards has led me to believe they’re world-beaters. They beat the Saints by one score, they barely hung on to beat the Panthers at home, and now we have this loss to a very beat-up 49ers team.

I think their defense might be legit, though. I’m sure the 49ers – starting Mac Jones for a second straight week – wanted nothing more than to take the ball out of his hands. But, CMC could only muster 52 yards on 17 carries (3.1 yards per carry). Which meant that game script dictated Jones throwing the ball 41 times (never ideal). You can go ahead and extend that run defense to the entire season, as Chuba Hubbard and Alvin Kamara both had pedestrian games against Arizona. That is ALSO not ideal, when you’ve got a Seahawks team that wants to get its run game going. It might be another week or two before we see a breakthrough.

The good news is: Kyler Murray is still Kyler Murray. Trey McBride is still their best receiver (regardless of the fact that he plays tight end), so he will be a challenge for sure. It looks like they’re still trying to get Marvin Harrison Jr. going. Boy, am I glad we got the better of the Ohio State wide receivers!

The other good news is: the Seahawks are starting to get healthy. There’s a chance Devon Witherspoon and Nick Emmanwori will be back. Which is huge. Though, I will say, I haven’t noticed much of a drop off with guys like Josh Jobe, Kendrick, and D’Anthony Bell picking up the slack. It’s nice to see we have better depth in our secondary than originally thought.

I’m looking for a victory somewhere in the 24-20 range, does that sound do-able?