Predicting The 2026 NFL Season

It’s that time of year again, where I try to predict all the division winners and the playoff outcomes. Let’s go! Here are my prior season predictions:

I don’t really have a whole lot to hang my hat on from last year. I had the Broncos winning the West, which was a little bit of an upset, but not huge. There’s lots of nuggets of sounding like I know what I’m talking about, but I also had the Ravens in the AFC Championship Game, and they didn’t even make the fucking playoffs.

2026 is a new year, though! So, let’s dance.

NFC East

  • Dallas Cowboys
  • Philadelphia Eagles
  • New York Giants
  • Washington Commanders

Yeah, I guess I’ll bite. This will probably look super dumb at this point next year, but Dallas is a very chic pick. The offense looks tremendous, and the defense appears to have taken strides towards improvement. I like them and the Eagles to be neck and neck; maybe a tiebreaker situaton gives Dallas the edge. Also, watch out for the Giants. Don’t ask me why; I don’t believe they’ll have what it takes to make the playoffs, but they could get close. I like Washington to be TERRIBLE.

NFC North

  • Green Bay Packers
  • Chicago Bears
  • Detroit Lions
  • Minnesota Vikings

This is the most difficult division to predict, because all of the teams have a chance to be good. Many are saying it’s going to be the best division in football, which usually feels like a death knell for said division. I have decided to just run back my prediction from last year. I’m choosing to drink the Jordan Love Kool Aid. I’m choosing to believe Ben Johnson will be a Top 6 head coach after this season. I’m also choosing to believe that the Lions keep getting massive amounts of injuries for a reason, and maybe Dan Campbell is kind of an idiot. Finally, I choose to believe Kyler Murray sucks, and no amount of KOC is going to fix that quarterback room.

NFC South

  • New Orleans Saints
  • Carolina Panthers
  • Tampa Bay Bucaneers
  • Atlanta Falcons

I’ll also gladly step onto the Saints bandwagon, as I think Tyler Shough is the real deal! And, in spite of losing a valued D-Lineman, I think the Saints have enough on defense to win this pathetic division. I was going to throw Tampa into the second spot, but they hired one of the worst OCs of recent memory in Zac Robinson (he was with the Falcons last year, and didn’t know what the FUCK he was doing), so they’re third. I legitimately believe Carolina has a good coaching staff, and will continue to hang around .500 in spite of Bryce Young. The Falcons are kind of a disaster, as much as it pains me. Tua has no business starting over Penix. You could chop any three limbs off of Penix’s body and he should still play over Tua!

NFC West

  • Los Angeles Rams
  • Seattle Seahawks
  • San Francisco 49ers
  • Arizona Cardinals

I’m taking all of my homerism out of the equation here. This brings me zero joy, and quite frankly, I hope to God I’m wrong! But, I got the Rams here. It’s not that I believe Seattle will be bad – indeed, they might be my highest-rated wild card team – but I just think the Rams have a chance to be a 2-loss team. I also think the 49ers will be mediocre, and the Cards will be one of the worst teams in football.

AFC East

  • Buffalo Bills
  • New England Patriots
  • Miami Dolphins
  • New York Jets

Maybe my biggest upset of this whole post is NOT having the Dolphins fourth. That just goes to show how little I believe in Geno Smith and Aaron Glenn. I like the Bills for a bounce-back, and I like the Patriots to lay a big, fat turd! Here’s a prediction for ya: the Pats will NOT be back in this year’s playoffs!

AFC North

  • Cincinnati Bengals
  • Baltimore Ravens
  • Cleveland Browns
  • Pittsburgh Steelers

Here’s what I’m thinking: I’m going to pick every single chic team from this offseason to win their respective divisions (Cowboys, Packers, Saints, Rams, Bills, Bengals) and just hope to hit on like 2/3 of them. I will say that this is very much a Heart pick, and not a Head pick. I want the Bengals back in the playoffs. I want Joe Burrow to stay healthy for the full season. And, I’m curious to see if the moves they made on defense can be just good enough. That being said, I don’t think any other team is an overwhelming favorite. I’ll believe the Ravens when I see it; moving on from John Harbaugh feels like a mistake. The Browns are obviously a joke. But, that being said, I think the Steelers will be worse. Aaron Rodgers is toast. McCarthy is kind of a loser. The defense is old and overrated. D.K. Metcalf is abysmal. I think the Steelers will finally bottom out and next year will have a real chance to draft their quarterback of the future.

AFC South

  • Houston Texans
  • Jacksonville Jaguars
  • Tennessee Titans
  • Indianapolis Colts

I like the Texans a lot. So much, in fact, I’m predicting they will get the #1 seed in the AFC. I still like the Jags to make the playoffs. I like the Titans to take a step forward, and I like the Colts to take a step back.

AFC West

  • Denver Broncos
  • Kansas City Chiefs
  • Los Angeles Chargers
  • Las Vegas Raiders

I just think the Broncos are good. Their defense is great, and the offense is fine. Here’s something for you: I like both the Chiefs and Chargers as wild card teams! And, I like the Raiders to be better than last year, but not good enough to make the playoffs.

NFC Playoffs

  1. Los Angeles Rams
  2. Green Bay Packers
  3. Dallas Cowboys
  4. New Orleans Saints
  5. Seattle Seahawks
  6. Philadelphia Eagles
  7. Chicago Bears

AFC Playoffs

  1. Houston Texans
  2. Buffalo Bills
  3. Denver Broncos
  4. Cincinnati Bengals
  5. Jacksonville Jaguars
  6. Kansas City Chiefs
  7. Los Angeles Chargers

Wild Card Round

  • Packers over Bears
  • Eagles over Cowboys
  • Seahawks over Saints
  • Bills over Chargers
  • Chiefs over Broncos
  • Jaguars over Bengals

Divisional Round

  • Rams over Eagles
  • Seahawks over Packers
  • Texans over Chiefs
  • Bills over Jaguars

Championship Round

  • Seahawks over Rams
  • Texans over Bills

Super Bowl LXI

  • Seahawks over Texans

Nobody Wants To Hear About My Fantasy Team 2025: A Crushing Defeat

Previously, on Nobody Wants To Hear About My Fantasy Team:

No matter what happens, I can never make the correct decision.

This one should’ve been a no-brainer, but as usual, I overthought it. I went into Monday night with a narrow lead (maybe like 5 points). I had newcomer Ricky Pearsall in my FLEX and Toot Cannons had no one. With all of his injuries and BYEs, his bench was depleted. But, he had a blank DEF spot. And, as chance would have it, both Carolina and San Francisco’s defenses were free agents. Before the game, he picked up the 49ers, they scored him 17 points, Pearsall got a dick in the ass, and The Moops lost 121.36 to 112.00, to drop to 6-6 on the year.

I could’ve – and should’ve – dropped Pearsall on Sunday night and picked up the 49ers’ defense. Then, I could’ve – and should’ve – dropped the 49ers and picked up the Panthers Monday morning. This would’ve – I believe – made both defenses unavailable to my opponent, securing my victory.

Here’s why I double-clutched: I thought Pearsall – in that 49ers offense – had a chance to be a big deal. He’s a first round pick! The 49ers’ offense is awesome! Why wouldn’t I give myself the opportunity to keep him for next year?

And then I learned what everyone else already knew: Pearsall sucks.

To make myself feel better, I will say that doing what I could’ve – and should’ve – done as outlined above is kind of a piece of shit move. If the only way I can win is to play games with the waiver wire, then maybe I don’t deserve to win. That being said, if this was a championship game, I might’ve felt differently. But, that’s neither here nor there.

Now, my back is to the wall. I am 6-6, and in 6th place in the league (top 6 go to the playoffs). I’m back to having the fewest points scored in the league, which means I will lose any and all tiebreakers. There are two games left in the regular season. There are two teams behind me who are 5-7. There’s also one other 6-6 team.

This week, I square off against The Lance Petemans, 7-5 and in 3rd place. The other 6-6 team is going up against the 2nd place team; one of the 5-7 teams is going up against a 7-5 team, and the other 5-7 team is going up aganist the last place team.

The road is clear: if I win my final two games, I make the playoffs. If I go 1-1, I need the 5-7 teams to go 1-1. The good news is that the 5-7 teams don’t face one another next week, so they could both conceivably go 1-1, or even 0-2.

Of course, if I go 0-2, there’s no way for me to make the playoffs, because that brings the 4-8 teams into the mix, and based on matchups, there would be at least one victory by a team below me to overtake me.

Waiver Wire Jamboree:  I put in two waiver claims. First, I put in a spite claim for Marvin Harrison Jr. Toot Cannons dropped him to pick up the 49ers, so I thought I would go after him. But, it looks like he’s very much up in the air on when he’ll be able to return from appendix surgery, so I quickly dropped him again. The other claim was for Tyrod Taylor; more on this in a moment.

I won both claims, but I found some alternatives in free agency I found more appealing. I dropped Harrison for Troy Franklin, the Broncos’ receiver. I’ve been on him in my other leagues for a while now; he’s their best wideout. Also, the Broncos are facing a terrible Washington defense, so I’m kinda going all in on both he and Courtland Sutton to have big weeks this week (I have both of them going in both of my other leagues). Someone put $7 towards picking up Sutton this week in this league, but everyone is sleeping on Franklin, which I hope to be my gain.

I also picked up Devin Neal, because hundreds of thousands of people all across this great land picked him up this week. He’s the Saints’ running back, who is taking over for an injured Alvin Kamara. I dropped Kimani Vidal, because it looks like Omarion Hampton will be back sooner rather than later. It was either him or Charbonnet, but I still like having both Seahawks running backs, if/when Walker gets hurt. I’m hoping the people of fantasy football know what they’re doing, because I could use a big week from Devin Neal.

Finally, I picked up Max Brosmer (which I choose to pronounce Brohs-mer, because dude is going to be my bro if he pans out) and re-dropped Tyrod Taylor.

So, get this: J.J. McCarthy “has a concussion”. It might be a case of The Vikings Don’t Want To Play Him Against This Seahawks Defense-itis. But, either way, it looks like he’s out and Brosmer is in. He also scored a whopping -2.65 points last week, because he might be the worst quarterback in NFL history. Nathan Peterman might have some competition, at the very least.

Brosman wasn’t even on my radar before yesterday afternoon. I listened to a radio interview with a Vikings beat writer, and he was talking about Brosman – an undrafted rookie – like he might be the next Brock Purdy. Someone who’s smart, who played a lot of college ball, who was slept on in the NFL Draft, but might be the perfect quarterback for the KOC offense. And again, I’m not betting against Tyrod Taylor, or Tyler Shough last week; rather, I’m betting ON the Vikings’ having a competent offensive system. They just need the right guy to run it.

Here’s the deal: the Vikings have a very easy close to the fantasy season, when it comes to opposing defenses. If Brosman comes to Seattle and puts up solid points – and somehow steals the starting quarterback job from J.J. – I won’t have a chance to get him next week. I either pick him up now, and hope he crushes, or I lose him forever.

So, I took a shot. Tyrod Taylor is a career backup; I can get him next week if I really want him. But Brosman? I’ll try that lottery ticket on for size.

I am, naturally, projected to lose this week. It would be helpful if I can have some non-quarterbacks step up and carry me to victory this week.

Good On The Seahawks For Bouncing Back Against A Bad Titans Team

This is a game you have to have. Not because it’s important; it’s not a division game, or an end-of-season elimination game. But, you just can’t lose to a 1-win Titans team. I don’t care if it’s on the road, and I don’t care if they’re better than their 1-win record might indicate. I’m not saying it has to be pretty (though, Seahawks bettors might be singing a different tune, after we gave up a garbage time touchdown for the back-door Titans cover), but just get out of there with the W. That’s all I ask. 30-24 is all right with me.

Especially a week after losing to the Rams, and ESPECIALLY after (well, technically before) the Rams blow out the Bucs to extend their lead in the NFC.

Sam Darnold had a nice bounce back as well, though he did have a couple balls batted up in the air that COULD’VE been picked. Sometimes it’s nice to get lucky once in a while; it might’ve been disasterous if one of those balls had found Titan hands.

I don’t see how you walk away from this game without talking about JSN, the new single season Seahawks receiving leader. He had another 8 for 167 and 2 TDs, bringing him up to 80 for 1,313 on the year … with SIX GAMES TO GO! Holy fucking shit! He’s the best receiver in the world!

And thankfully, he took over the record from that shithead D.K. Metcalf.

On the downside, it was another weird, punchless rushing attack. Though, I wouldn’t blame Kenneth Walker, who at least had the average (11 for 71). But, no real dedication to the run game, and it could’ve really cost us.

The Seahawks were up 16-3 at half. That probably should’ve meant sitting on the ball and running out the clock. But, the offense continued to be fast and furious in the third quarter. A bomb to JSN made up the bulk of an opening-half TD drive. Later, a fair mix of run & pass. And, the Titans – to their credit – didn’t give up. They ran back a punt for a TD, and later manufactured a couple of nice-looking drives to make it a one-score game, before missing the onside kick and ultimately running out of time.

The defense was also weirdly ineffective throughout. We very nearly gave up the Titans’ first opening drive TD of the season, before somehow holding them to a field goal. I will say that our defense was largely banged up, as both Ernest Jones and Tyrice Knight were out. We were starting guys from the practice squad at linebacker! Also, our collection of IR guys is out of control. Jarran Reed, Julian Love, Jalen Sundell, a backup tight end, and now Tory Horton joined the party. The good news is that we should get all of them back by the playoffs, but the bad news is we’ve got to find a way to get along without them for a while.

Thankfully, we still have Leonard Williams, who had another sack and 4 QB hits. Byron Murphy had a sack, as did Derick Hall, and practice squad guy Patrick O’Connell. You also really saw Devon Witherspoon flash in this one, though again, the Titans have no weapons on offense, so it’s not THAT much of an achievement.

I will say that I was really impressed with what Cam Ward was able to do out there. The Titans have a LONG way to go to build up that offense around him. He needs skill guys in the worst way. But, he was able to extend plays, stand tall in the pocket, take any number of hits, and he kept coming back for more. I think they got a good one! But, they need a coach to match; hopefully they do right by him.

It’s Thanksgiving week, so content will be a little light after Wednesday. Next Sunday, we host the Vikings. Some Seahawks revenge for a bad loss last year. And some BIGTIME Sam Darnold revenge for not keeping him. The Vikings have suffered enough, being saddled with J.J. McCarthy, the exception that proves the rule that any quarterback will be able to succeed with Kevin O’Connell as his coach and Jefferson & Addison as his receivers.

The Vikings started 3-2 on the season, before dropping 5 of their last 6. Their schedule has been insanely hard lately though, so it’s tough to say how bad they actually are. That being said, when the rumor persists that McCarthy – who was out for many weeks with an injury – was actually healthy enough to return sooner, but secretly benched in favor of Carson Wentz of all people … you know you’re down bad.

I expect the Seahawks’ defense to FEAST in this game. I think we start hacking away at that negative turnover differential. And, there’s a nonzero chance the Vikings end up not-so-secretly benching McCarthy after this game. Which would be a shame, because the level of defense they have to face going forward gets a lot easier after Seattle.

I actually think the Seahawks will end up winning this game by more than they did against the Titans. Gobble gobble, as they say in Gigli.

Where does Mike Macdonald Rank Among Current NFL Head Coaches?

Oh the NFL offseason, when you’ve really gotta scrape the bottom of the barrel to come up with topics to write about! I know the NFL is a year-round league that’s always coming up with interesting news stories and whatnot, but you can’t literally find 365 days’ worth of compelling content!

Anyway, I read this post the other day from Field Gulls, and came away surprisingly intrigued! So intrigued, in fact, that I decided to do my own list! Here are the parameters: rank head coaches from 1 to 27 (not counting first-time head coaches who have yet to actually coach a game). Here is the list I came up with:

  1. Andy Reid
  2. Sean McVay
  3. John Harbaugh
  4. Sean McDermott
  5. Dan Campbell
  6. Kyle Shanahan
  7. Kevin O’Connell
  8. Matt LaFleur
  9. Dan Quinn
  10. Nick Sirianni
  11. Jim Harbaugh
  12. Mike Tomlin
  13. Pete Carroll
  14. Sean Payton
  15. Mike Vrabel
  16. DeMarco Ryans
  17. Zac Taylor
  18. Mike Macdonald
  19. Todd Bowles
  20. Kevin Stefanski
  21. Jonathan Gannon
  22. Dave Canales
  23. Brian Daboll
  24. Mike McDaniel
  25. Raheem Morris
  26. Shane Steichen
  27. Brian Callahan

As far as the rookies are concerned, I think Ben Johnson is in a good spot, I like Aaron Glenn a lot (but think he’s in a bad spot), I’m not wildly impressed with Brian Schottenheimer, but think he’ll be okay in Dallas (certainly not a Super Bowl winner, though). I still don’t know who Liam Coen is, and I think Kellen Moore will probably be One & Done.

Anyway, when I originally read the Field Gulls post, I thought Mike Macdonald was drastically underrated. But, then I did the list myself, and he only went up 1 slot.

There’s a couple of ways to do that list, though. The way I did it, I tried to incorporate the whole body of work of that coach. So, you know, if you’ve been consistently great, if you’ve won a Super Bowl, or put up good showings in the playoffs, you got slotted higher. But, that doesn’t necessarily mean some of those Super Bowl winners are guys I would want coaching the Seahawks right now!

Like, for instance, you’ll see Pete Carroll rated quite a bit higher than Macdonald, but that doesn’t mean I would rather have Pete back in Seattle. It just means I’m showing him respect as someone who did a lot to change the culture with the Seahawks, and took us to back-to-back Super Bowls, winning one.

If the exercise was: who would I want coaching the Seahawks right now, I feel like Macdonald would fare much better.

I think my top four would remain (seriously, I don’t understand how McDermott is so disrespected; he has five division titles and 7 playoff appearances dating back to his hire in 2017). After those guys, I think there’s a big pile in the next tier who are all pretty equal. This includes Macdonald, Dan Campbell, Shanahan, KOC, LaFleur, DQ, Jim Harbaugh, Tomlin, Vrabel, Payton, Sirianni, and Zac Taylor (I feel like he’s good, but the Bengals don’t do enough to field a balanced team for him). I don’t know if there’s anyone in that next tier who I’d rather have over Macdonald, if I put each coach head-to-head and made a pros & cons list.

I agree with the author of that Field Gulls post; defensive-minded coaches often get short shrift. That’s why I’m not automatically making Shanahan the #5 guy. I think guys like Campbell and Sirianni are in the perfect spots for their talents, but they wouldn’t necessarily translate to winners everywhere else. I need to see more in the playoffs from KOC or LaFleur before I automatically annoint them. And guys like DQ, Harbaugh, Tomlin, Vrabel, and Payton are all solid, but you really have to cede a lot of control to those guys, and if they don’t have the right QB, they’re pretty mediocre. That being said, I think it comes down to DQ or Jim Harbaugh for me. They have a good sense of how they want their teams built, and it tends to jive with what I want from the Seahawks.

So, yeah, in the list that matters, I would rank Mike Macdonald fifth. He’s the defensive version of what KOC and LaFleur do on offense. And I would always prefer the defensive wunderkind over the offensive one. But, he’s still got to put it all together if he wants to stay in the Top 5, or move into that vaunted Top 4.

It’ll be interesting to see where he ranks among the national media next year. It doesn’t seem like he gets very much credit for winning 10 games as a rookie head coach. I guess that team had too much of Pete Carroll’s hands on it, even though there’s no way in Hell that Pete could’ve gotten to 10 wins. Not with his bullshit assistant coaches. But, the 2025 Seahawks have much more of a Macdonald flare to it. No Geno Smith, no D.K. Metcalf, everyone doubting the Seahawks will win more than 8 games. If Macdonald gets to 10+ wins with THIS team? That’s a recipe to move up that list considerably!

Is Sam Darnold The Man For The Seahawks?

It’s a little bit like the criminal justice system. In theory, you do something bad and break the law, you get caught, you go to prison, and you rehabilitate yourself in that time, so when you leave prison you’re a better person, and a valued member of society. But, we live in reality, and it’s extremely easy to be cynical about that theory. Does the prison system have a goal to rehabilitate prisoners? Or, is it just a place to pen them in, amongst other hardened individuals, monitored by corrupt and incompetent individuals, leading to an endless cycle of breaking the law, getting caught, getting released, and breaking the law again? It’s not like prisoners are put in the best positions to succeed, either while in prison, or after they’re released. Also, some people are just fundamentally broken for whatever reasons, and have no interest in rehabilitation.

So, do I want to sit here and believe in the magical fairyland that is quarterback rehabilitation? That a once-terrible player can turn his life around and be a valued member of the NFL? I mean, as a Seahawks fan, that’s more or less been my life for the last four years with Geno Smith. We all know there are stories of people who hit rock bottom, then make it out better and more successful than ever, but those are obviously not the norm!

What are the odds that the Seahawks have found two back-to-back reclamation projects?!

To believe in the narrative of Sam Darnold, you have to go back to his season in San Francisco in 2023. It was there – as the legend goes – when Sam Darnold went to Quarterback School, under Kyle Shanahan. He started one game at the end of the season (when they had the division wrapped up), but otherwise was a backup the entire year, occasionally getting onto the field for quarterback sneaks. This season, nevertheless, changed his entire career.

He signed a 1-year, $10 million deal to be a backup in Minnesota in 2024. The Vikings had just drafted J.J. McCarthy, who would go on to have a season-ending injury in the pre-season. And, the rest is history. Darnold led the Vikings to a remarkable 14-3 record, with over 4,000 yards passing and 35 touchdowns. But, this was capped by back-to-back losses (in week 18 to drop the division to the Lions, and in the first round of the playoffs to the Rams) that severely hampered his value.

That being said, he was signed by Seattle to be the starter. There’s no doubt about that. While we can get out from under this contract after one season, it’s still a lot of guaranteed money for at least this first year, and you have to believe he’s going to be given every opportunity to play. This is NOT a Matt Flynn situation, not by a long shot. Jalen Milroe would have to be the second coming of Lamar Jackson or Patrick Mahomes to unseat Darnold before the regular season starts, and I just don’t see that happening. Whereas, I think the Seahawks were looking for every excuse to hand Russell Wilson the job, once they realized what they had in him.

Don’t get me wrong, Milroe is definitely a wild card. He’s the best kind of lottery ticket, because you could actually see him panning out. He already does something at an elite level – running with the ball – so if he can just be a Jalen Hurts kind of passer, the sky is the limit for him and this team.

But, I would argue Darnold is just as big of a wild card. What if he’s good? What if he’s just as good as Geno Smith, but younger? What if you put Geno Smith on a team with a truly great defense and an actually-competent offensive line, with a running game that could take enough pessure off of him to limit some of those back-breaking turnovers?

I’ll say this, Darnold was good last year. Every time the Vikings won and he played well, I was both impressed and flabbergasted. The more they won, and the more he played well, the clearer it became that he was a viable starter in this league. Not just a game manager, not just someone getting by on the strength of a defense. But, someone throwing deep to wide receivers, someone running a legit offense. I wouldn’t say I was blown away by what the Vikings had on defense, or in their rushing attack. They were okay, but I would argue what the Seahawks have going this year will be MUCH better than what the Vikings had last year.

And, Darnold did all of that while also succumbing to 48 sacks, two fewer than Geno. What I would love to know is where those sacks came from. Was their O-line also shit? Did Darnold hold the ball too long, or make too many poor decisions?

What’s a little concerning is how many interceptions Darnold had. 12, versus Geno’s 15. If I had one gripe about Geno, it was: too many late-game and red zone interceptions. I can’t totally blame the respective schemes, because Geno threw it 578 times, while Darnold threw it 545 times; that’s a pretty comparable pick rate. To his credit, Darnold tossed 14 more TDs, but again I think that speaks to the respective running games. The Vikings didn’t have a lot going on the ground, whereas the Seahawks often fed Walker and Charbonnet when the offense got down into the red zone.

I’ll have a hard time believing Darnold will be bad. If he is, then I think you have to look no further than the offensive line and his receivers. If Darnold is just ordinary – kind of a Drew Lock Plus – behind a bad offensive line AND throwing to bad receivers, then we’ll have a serious problem on our hands. If Kupp can’t stay healthy, or can’t get open, or is just a bad fit for this scheme, then that’s going to lead to lots of double-teams of JSN. And, if MVS plays consistent with his career – as a one-trick pony with a case of the dropsies – then you’re not going to see anyone getting open consistently. With no time to throw, and no one open, I mean, you can’t just run the ball 50 times a game!

Odds are, the Seahawks will be able to scheme a way to protect the O-Line a little bit more than in years past. But, you still need to be able to throw the ball sometimes, in high-pressure situations, when the other team knows you need to throw and can pin its ears back and attack. Lose too many of those battles, and I think Darnold might be a lost cause.

The key question on everyone’s minds is this: can the Seahawks win playoff games with Sam Darnold? Of course, if you can’t even make the playoffs with him, then you absolutely have your answer. But, let’s say we get someone who’s a younger version of Geno; can he win in the playoffs? With the talent the Seahawks have put around him?

We won’t know the answer to that question until we see him in that environment. I’ll say that it’s a bad sign that not only did he lose his only playoff game, but lost it in spectacular fashion, getting sacked 9 times, while scoring only 9 points against the Rams last year. Then again, if he had won – and went on to have an impressive showing in the playoffs – would he even be here? If so, he’d sure as shit be earning a lot more in guaranteed money!

In closing, I’ll say that the Vikings are one of the more interesting under-the-radar teams in the NFL, under Kevin O’Connell. He started coaching there in 2022. In that year, he took Kirk Cousins to the next level, leading them to a 13-4 record and an NFC North title. But … they lost in the first round to Danny Dimes and the New York Giants.

2023 was a bit of a struggle early on, but the Vikings with Kirk Cousins went 4-4 before he got hurt and was lost for the season. They would get to 6-4 before falling off a cliff, finishing 7-10. Then, you have 2024, taking Sam Darnold to the next level, leading them to an even-better 14-3 record, until another early playoff exit.

What are we talking about, here? Are the Vikings great or not?! The offense seems to be Regular Season Good. The defense seems to be competent, at least when the offense is putting up numbers. But, in big games, this team doesn’t seem to have it.

So, maybe we don’t put the entirety of their 2024 collapse on Darnold’s shoulders. The Seahawks are building differently. This team SHOULD go as far as the defense takes it. All we need is for Sam Darnold to not get in the way, while occasionally stepping up in big moments.

It’s not asking a lot, but it’s also asking for everything. Because those occasional big moments are what make or break you as a quarterback. Everything else is just filler. How you perform against inferior opposition: that’s nothing. Talk to me come crunch time.

The Seahawks Hired Shane Waldron To Be Their Offensive Coordinator

We briefly interrupt our Mariners 2021 pre-season coverage to bring you an announcement: the Seahawks did a thing!

The Brian Schottenheimer era was never dull, even if he himself was never all that exciting. I seem to remember being a bit higher on him as a hire than most Seahawks fans (there was A LOT of dread in the Pacific Northwest about him bringing this offense to new lows), as throughout his coordinating career he’d been saddled with mediocre-to-bad quarterbacks; until he met up with Russell Wilson, he’d never really had a chance to show what he could do. And what happened? In Schotty’s three years, he led three of the eight highest scoring offenses in franchise history; including two of the top three (including the number one overall in 2020).

But, obviously, things soured over the final half of this past season. I wonder if it’ll ever come out exactly what happened when he and the Seahawks parted ways. I still have a hunch that Pete Carroll gave him a My Way Or The Highway speech and Schotty took the highway on out of town. Considering Schottenheimer’s stock was as low as it gets when he was originally hired, I’d love to get a peek inside his head to see if this was some sort of power play gone awry; that either he was angling to be the Head Coach In Waiting here, or if he wanted more autonomy over the offense so he could move on to be promoted somewhere else.

Anyway, regardless, after a 12-4 division-winning season, the Seahawks were suddenly on the hunt for a new offensive coordinator. And there were rumors aplenty! Retreads and up-and-comers, and in-house candidates all across the football map. Whenever this happens, I try to stay out of the fire and look on from a distance; I don’t like doing a lot of research into candidates who aren’t likely to be hired for my team. So, I’ll admit, Shane Waldron – Passing Game Coordinator for the Los Angeles Rams since 2018 – wasn’t on my radar (then again, you could fill a book with the guys who weren’t on my radar).

What is a Passing Game Coordinator? Well, if you’re cynical like me and think it’s just a meaningless promotion in-name-only, you’re not far off! If you’re also cynical like me, it’s easy to be skeptical when we’re talking about hiring someone from the Rams. The Sean McVay Coaching Tree hasn’t exactly been full of ripe, blossoming fruit; it’s kind of been full of worms and tent caterpillars. McVay has been a hotshot ever since he went to L.A. He’s a brilliant offensive mind and his teams were pretty unstoppable for a while. Obviously, I think a lot of that has to do with him being the one calling the plays. On top of that, the Rams also have an offensive coordinator in Kevin O’Connell. That means, not only does their O.C. not call the plays, but we just hired the guy THIRD in command of that offense (who, again, also never called plays).

What we’re hoping for, I guess, is that some of the McVay Magic rubbed off on Waldron. I have my doubts about that, but we’ll see. It’s discouraging that he was already on staff coming into 2020 (as the passing game coordinator and quarterbacks coach) when they plucked O’Connell from the scrap heap (makes you wonder how much smoke McVay was blowing up his ass in that article). There’s a lot we don’t know about his role with the Rams, but I can’t imagine he had a ton of say about the direction of the offense when he had two guys ahead of him in the pecking order to answer to.

Where I’m encouraged is with the offense he could be bringing over from the Rams. We don’t know how he’ll be at calling plays; I’m sure that will be trial by fire and there will be a big learning curve for him to overcome. But, from a scheme standpoint, I could see things getting a lot more creative, based on what the Rams have been able to do the last few years (with, mind you, an inferior quarterback with no mobility whatsoever). The Rams run the style of offense I think a lot of Seahawks fans have been clamoring for. They still run the ball quite a bit – which I know is near and dear to Pete Carroll’s heart – but they also build off of that by running tons of Play Action, and that is quite frankly what the Seahawks do best, and what they haven’t done NEARLY enough, throughout the run of Russell Wilson’s career, and in particular in 2020. The Seahawks should be running Play Action more than ANY other team in the league! It should be an obnoxiously-high percentage of our passing plays!

What I also like about what the Rams have done is they make sure to have options at all levels of the passing game. It’s not just deep balls and check-downs; they have been able to scheme receivers open at the intermediate level to a degree you just don’t see outside of Kansas City and maybe a couple of other teams. It’s something that I thought Darrell Bevell didn’t get enough credit for during his time here (with Doug Baldwin being a big part of that, knowing where to get open in various zones), and it’s something that I thought has been sorely lacking since Schottenheimer was hired.

The point is – as always – it’s far too soon to know if this is a good or bad hire. We’ll find out. Sean McVay was just some relative nobody before he took the football world by storm. I will say this, I’d rather have second- and third-wave hires from the McVay Coaching Tree than some of those first-wave guys (many of whom have already gone on to failure). Shane Waldron has had a lot of time working under McVay, so if indeed there is any magic to rub onto him, it’s more likely it would have after four seasons than it would be after one.

What ultimately blows my mind is how people started to question whether or not this was a good opportunity for someone. There are only (I would assume) 32 offensive coordinator spots in the NFL. This isn’t an easy job to earn! It’s often a stepping stone to being a head coach; if that’s your ultimate goal, I would think being ANY team’s O.C. and primary play-caller is high on your list. So, that alone cuts through most of that argument. But, when you compare the Seahawks to the rest of the NFL, look at what you have: one of the longest-tenured head coaches and general managers (lots of stability and a culture of winning already established); one of the best quarterbacks in the game; a duo of receivers that rank among the best in the league today, with lots of complementary talent around them to help make this unit hum; and it was a Top 10 scoring team as recently as this past season! Who wouldn’t want to work with this group? How many better opportunities are out there, either available right this moment, or exist PERIOD? When you look at all the dysfunctional franchises in the league, when you hear reports of all these quarterbacks potentially changing teams, when you know of all the instability built into the NFL based on everyone’s high expectations of winning at all costs, it’s asinine to me why anyone would turn this job down.

If that ultimately boils down to Pete Carroll and his meddling ways, well … then maybe we have bigger problems here than I realized.